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19 September 2008 Rachel McAdams vs Britney Spears

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 3 months ago

 

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 9/19/2008, 6:39 pm.

 

Before: Spears back on top after the VMAs—looking re-assert her will inside the ring and out. “Rachel’s a nice big name to get over on,” Britney says with relish, eyes sparkling. “I’ve been coasting for  awhile: it’s time to start really kicking butt and taking names again!” Mac the beneficiary of Britney’s recent good fortune: PPV buys usually pretty high for a Spears fight—now expected to bump back to peak levels. “A focused in-shape Britney Spears is a dangerous Britney Spears,” Rachel admits in prefight. “Her confidence is high, her body is toned—I’m going to work hard to break this girl down.” Rachel in midnight blue velvet pushup and panties; white gloves. Britney in white bikini, white gloves; hair up in a beach bun.

 

During R1: Midring—Britney prowling flat footed, hands low, swiveling her torso as she pivots around, Mac hands up, stalking cautious, cautious. Lots of feints and sudden twitches from Britney—she’s showing either shoulder to Rachel, balancing on either foot. Minute mark—Brit twitches the right, leaps in a left uppercut from her thigh while pivoting to her left: Mac’s legs hold steady, but buttocks wobbling cranky: she’s HURRRT! Spears continues to circle, bending at the waist, creep-stepping to her right; pivoting to her left. More potshots from Spears—sudden lead right hands from screened, closed stances; leaping left uppercuts; lead left hooks—strafe and rake poor Rachel. McAdams buzzed, keeps her guard in place, soaks up a shutoput first from a circus-punching Britney.

 

R2: Action largely midring again. Spears flat footed, but supple—always bending, dipping, bobbing. Rache ranges in with a prodding jab from high guard: she lands her first meaty hooks, chopping away healthy on Brit’s paunch whole keeping right hands u at temple. Spears crouching in shoulder to shoulder, hands in a loose stack, right atop left at her midsection: she’s licking cutey-pie little uppercuts inside; bumping Rache tuff left shoulders in jugs, then hooking her tummy. Brit nice and relaxed inside—easing Rache around with the left shoulder/extended left elbow; picked her up short, sawing right uppercuts. Mac digging back hooks to the body, butting hitting Spears’ gloves and lowered elbows—blonde managing redhead beautifully in a competitive, toe to toe second.

 

R3: Same again—Rachel closing behind a respectable jab, edging in shoulder to shoulder, hands at temples as she bobs on the spot, hooks, keeps her right hand at her cheek. Spears accepting Rachel’s challenge inside, absorbing SOME body blows, but partially blocking most of McAdams’ work. Spears the cuter, niftier girl in close: those nipping little right uppercuts off the right foot; cutey-pie cuffing hooks off the shoulder bump. Spears giving angles inside: she’ll edge her left shoulder into Rachel’s chest, then pivot-left round the hinge-point, turning McAdams. Rache nice and sturdy, but she’s being touched up—Britney the more accurate of two busy fighters through 3.

 

R4: Spears rocks Rmac early—that soaring left uppercut/pivot routine nearly picking Mac up off her feet and dropping her to her back, Hint of a smile, Britney: she circles left, drinking in the sight of a stamping, damaging Mac trying to pull herself together. Business-like Brit: she moves in close, muscling a short right to Rachel’s belly; back with a thumping left to paunch; li’l dip to the right, then a hesitation right uppercut off right foot. Rachel’s head popping straight up and back—she stamps back on her heels, ring up to body and heads. Spears walks Rachel down, turns into a short right hand lead, bouncing mitts off face and driving redhead to ropes. Brit schmoozes in, getting her body on Rachel: Spears big on Mac, reaching under Rachel’s arms, wrestling apart the guard, then getting to work. Slamming, succulent work done—Britney smearing,, then punching just as ref’s about to issue a break. Poor Rachel! She’s grimacing, butt-in-ropes, getting worked over., Spears goes bell to bell strong, doling out beefy one-sided punishment through 4.

 

R5: Girls banging away shoulder to shoulder midring. Gentle clockwise rotation to proceedings as fighters crowd, bump, and dig. Rachel getting HER right uppercut going, picking Britney up at last. Rachel’s hook still working paunch, but she’s bringing and pivoting—she’s able to punch hard off either foot, picking Rachel up left and right uppercuts. Down the stretch—Rachel bounces a short left off Britney’s waist; doubles it into a jolting left uppercut to chin and SPEARS GOES DOWN! Sudden power failure—Britney dropped all wide-eyed and astonished to all fours as Rache steps back, chest heaving.

 

R6: Rachel builds on the knockdown. Stiff, banging poke drives Britney to ropes: she sets up in pocket for the first time, rotating her torso; right hand at left cheek; left across her gut. Mac parks in front, elbows in, shoulders hunched as she leans in, bangs away from close range. Thudding bombardment slams against Britney’s beef biceps, breast, shoulders, Rache setting the tone to torso, then spicing Britney up with sudden right uppercuts or hooks up top. Spears sullen—as she’s rotating her torso, she’ll lean back into ropes and cuff Rachel the odd hook—but there’s not much coming back at Mac. Rache bangs out the round, starts to take a little razzle-dazzle out of Spears curvy legs.

 

R7: Brit on the ropes, supple in the pocket: Rachel attacking with vigour. Mac: hands up at temples as she leans in, bumping her guard against Britney before clubbing at her. Nice tight swipes from Rache, lots of leg, glute and back powering compact blows. Britney  more active off the ropes, trying to shoulder-nudge Rache back, then pick her up cute. Spears absorbing tremendous punishment to her waistline as Rache digs in—but late the round: Brit picks Rache up the right uppercut as Mac’s stooping forward. Brit chops the left hook off her right foot, clouting Rachel’s jaw: McAdams hops to the side drowsy, then GOES TO A KNEE! Spears glaring down in furious satisfaction: Rachel stunned, on her right knee, staring in wonder.

 

R8: HAMMER AND TONGS! Rachel presses early, gets gobbled up by Britney’s cute/vicious counters off the ropes. Hurting Mac gives ground as Brit goes over to offence, but as Spears comes forward. Mac bangs effectively to body, halting the advance near midring. Then it’s just mindless cuff-and-swat—girls in there shoulder to shoulder, trying to be the boss. Tummies, biceps, breast all on sale—girls just in there bumpin’ groggy, taking turns. Britney’s hands seem heavier in this kind of tit for tat—and she’s still more accurate to the chin when she wants it.

 

R9: Spears RIPS Rachel a majestic right uppercut close in: Mac’s body sags into her opponent—she reaches round Britney’s back, trying to clinch. Spears wedges her elbows down into the clinch, reaching in under Rachel’s arms to reverse—then Brit steers Rachel around, backing her into ropes. THUDDING beatdown issued—Britney on autopilot, pushing in on Rachel, bashing at her body/biceps/breasts. Mac mouth breathing, eyes glassy—she’s shabby with hurt, but occasionally managing to reach under Britney’s arms, cinch-up, and twist HER back into ropes. Spears squirming to reverse these reversals—worming brawny arms in under Rachel’s, then turrrrning her slowly into ropes. Juicy tummy to tummy here—Britney getting much the better of a long hot grind. Bell: Rachel staggering shabby, looking spent. Britney hunches over, hands on knees, taking deep breaths herself.

 

R10: Rachel rallies. Drilling one-two startles Brit to chin at the open—she backpedals from it, blinking in wonder. Rachel forward behind a knocking jab, then a blunt right hand to ear—driving Spears to ropes. TORRID beating of Spears waistline has her crumpling forward to clinch: Rachel wriggles, getting in under Britney’s arms and stacking her tough against ropes to deny the reversal. Britney eats a vicious close-in right uppercut—then another—then a withering left hook tucked in tight behind her right elbow: ringside fans of Brit start screaming for her to get off the ropes. RACHEL POURS IT ON! She’s got Britney wilting—former champ hustling to put leather on sagging blonde meat. POOR BRITNEY! Spears numb—out on her feet—she’s just tilting against the ropes—right hand at her left cheek/left across her gut—shuddering and twitching under thudding sheets of Rachel McAdams leather. By the midway point, groggy Brit’s able to tie up, lay back against the ropes for ref’s breaks: Rachel sobbing for breath, too exhausted to wrestle her way clear. Mac stays on top bell to bell, but she’s bogged down, stymied over the latter half as Britney keeps her feet. Comes back hotly contested UD10, Britney Spears.

 

After: Glorious slugging win for battered Britney. She showed that supple, lunging power she once used to devastate Dani Fishel. She showed defensive skill inside, and accurate, quick-cuffing hands. And she showed heart: Rachel all OVER the popstar with a furious 10th round assault, but Britney wouldn’t go. “I’m just glad it’s over,” a weary Spears says in postfight. “Rachel brings it for 10 rounds. It took everything I had to turn her back tonight, and I just want to lie down somewhere—for about a week!”

 

Reposted by Archer 12/2/09.

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