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2 January 2022 Robyn Lawley vs Megan-Thee-Stallion

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by Tractorpull on Jan 2 2022 at 02:36am

Robyn “Godzilla” Lawley v Megan

Thee Stallion (results by Lookout, Words by Sceej)

Thee Stallion v Godzilla? Sounds like the plot of Rocky X?

BEFORE
Two of the biggest of the big girls meeting, trying to get into title contention and to prove to Tess Valmore that the welterweight top ten should BE ten fighters - not eight!
Lawley to the ring with trainer Scrubby McGee to the strains of Nelly Furtado’s “Big Hoops” - “... the bigger, the better … the bigger the better …” and with the disrobe, still some oohs and awes at the sight of the six foot two inch one hundred ninety pound Aussie!
Sound system erupts into “Savage” .. “I’m the b*tch, yeah … been that b*tch, still that b*tch (ah) … will forever be that b*tch!” and here comes Megan Thee Stallion, herself 5’10 and 150 pounds … accompanied by trainer Liz Hurley of G.B.S.
Grand Wizard ringside with Cassie Scerbo and Poindexter DelCrunchy … Cassie shovelling popcorn while the two men sip P.B.R. and Cassie grinning “Gonna be like Jurassic Park!!!”

THE FIGHT
Round 1: And the big girls are RIGHT AFTER EACH OTHER!!! Center ring … left hook Megan cracks Lawley jaw … Robyn responds with straight right to forehead … back and forth they go! Crowd on their feet twenty seconds in as the leather is flying and it looks like this one might not make it past the first minute! Blazing hot pace … Robyn scores with uppercut and suddenly Megan’s knees wobble. Lawley follows with one-two and drives Stallion to the ropes, digs left to sternum and dark girl sags forward - Hurley screaming “Clinch!!!” MEgan trying to wrap up giantess and Lawley all violent trying to get hands loose, ragdolling Meg who is hanging on for dear life. Godzilla came out roaring and it is a big first round for Robyn!

Round 2: Megan getting talking to from Hurley, “Are you going to let her run you out of the bloody ring? Stand … punch … get your respect!!!” Lawley out of the corner looking to finish and startled by hard left to the body - the Stallion still has a kick. Megan brings left hook up to the head and essentially trades hooks with Lawley but Megan with the heavier weight of shot - Robyn knocked off balance, and the Stallion is stampeding all over her! As big as the first was for Robyn, Megan takes the second in equally convincing fashion.

Round 3: Megan now looking to be “the b*tch” as she puts it … pursuing Lawley around perimeter, sticking her chin out, taunting long legged Aussie for refusal to stand ground and trade. Lawley back pedaling but not running .. exacting a toll from big Meg as she pursues … that steady jab punishing face and midriff. Lawley showing new found versatility … able to fight and fight effectively backing up … and take the third round convincingly!

The Wizard ringside “She didn’t learn THAT from Nolin or McCrazy! That’s all McGee’s work!”

Round 4: The Stallion breaks out of her corral and stampedes all over the big Aussie! After getting tongue lashing form Hurley to “Move your bloody hands!”, Megan out at Robyn hard - buffeting her back, left hooks to the body followed by the hook to the head, mixing in the straight right. Never letting the big girl set. Disrupting and punishing! Lawley able to use long counter right to restore some order and prevent total rout but it is a big comeback round for Megan!

Round 5: McGee scolding Godzilla “Use yer dam jab … keep her da hell offa ya!” and Robyn extending that long left to take a toll out of Megan when she presses, but the singer is determined and is willing to take the punishment, walking through the jab, to get up inside Lawley and hammer that long torso. Lawley struggles to tie up the Stallion, who demonstrates great strength through the shoulders. When she can clinch, on referee’s break, she uses an old cheap trick of circling behind the referee and keeping the flustered official between her and her opponent (you don’t hang around Nolin and McCarthy without picking up something!). Closer round but it goes to Megan.

Round 6: Hurley insistent “Pressure pressure pressure!!!” and Meg right up in Godzilla’s business, head on chest and moving hands to batter body and cause tall girl to wilt forward, then clip chin with opportunistic uppercut. Lawley forced to clinch again. Big girls wrestle and referee having a devil of a time separating them. Once untangled, Lawley again looks to use referee for cover, but Megan pushes the man aside … and walks right into a straight right hand. Megan’s legs lock up and eyes disorganized! McGee slams hand on canvas “NOW!!!” and Lawley follows up with a second right between the eyes that has the Stallion staggering and then left uppercut that blows her to her back! Megan is down! Referee pickles up the count and Megan rolls to her side, manage to make it to all fours but the count passes her …

Winner by knockout in the 6th round - Robyn “Godzilla” Lawley!!!

Post fight: Lawley interview: “She was tough! That is … well, was … an undefeated fighter i was in with! Feeling great about getting the win … maybe impressed Tractorpull Tess and can get her to rank me? There’s empty spaces in that welterweight top ten!

Cassie walks over to the press section where Tess is waiting for. for her

Cassie: Well what did you think about Godzilla?

Tess: “She was impressive. I know Smackey already has her in the Front Street top ten and Megan was ten, but Palicki is also there. I’m getting pressure to expand my welter ranking to ten. I think I am going to permanently move Adrianne to lighweight and put Lawley in her place in th welters.. My ranking aren’t due for another month or so I got time to make up my mind but with Stallion out. Lawley is probably in