BOXING ON THE BEACH

Posted by Simguy on 4/2/2004, 7:06 am.

Before; Jessica’s had a good year, but she’s been exposed in recent bouts as a one-dimensional slugger--a hard worker and hitter at the weight, but a girl who needs a fair amount of cooperation from her opponents to shine. Bilson figuring to be just such an opponent--young brunette basically a come-forward party-brawler--Simpson camp hoping to get Jessica some television-friendly highlights and an early KO. Jessica in evergreen bikini, small loop connections tit and hip--Rachel in retro red bikini--little white belt motif on the bottoms.

During R1: Girls plant, pitch midring--Jessica immediately getting the worst of it. Bilson baring her teeth, straining to push leather into Jessica’s face--brunette consistently beating blonde to punches--Rache’s right arm swinging over Jessi’s left, Rachel’s left arm sweeping over Simpsy’s right. Bumping, sliding blows off the face have Jessica backing up--she’s arming back punches with nothing on them, getting her face and tits mercilessly spanked as Rachel wails away. Bilson strong at the bell, back straight, chin up and available, but poor Simpsy can’t mount anything off the ropes. When you’re happy and you know it: punch her late--Bilson shoving a crude right square to jug as the ref pushes his way in 2 heartbeats after the bell.

R2: Jessica shiny with punishment, anxious to answer--she joins Rachel for more reckless toe to toe--girls slamming away with chins up, lefts and rights swinging and oushing--this time it’s Simpsy belting her way over  Rachel’s punches to score a little chin. Bilson backed up a little, but digging in--she’s gritting her teeth, determined not to be out-banged. Bilson guarding up, catching Jessica’s punches on her raised forearms and guiding the punches to the side--Simpsy drawn off balance and at the minute mark--Rachel able to counter with a straight right hand behind the left ear--PUTTING JESSICA ON DECK! Simpsy on all fours--wide-eyed, then outraged as snarling Bilson stoops and sweeps a right hand vulnerable underbelly--ref tackling brunette back an reading her the riot act. Jess takes 8, but she’s sniveling, looking distraught as ON COME BILSON! Rachel hopping into Jessica and pouring in heartfelt, wild lefts and rights, occasionally riding her guard onto Jessica to turn her sideways into the ropes. Simpson getting clobbered, growing more and more discouraged--she’s down again to all fours under a torrent of clubbing Bilson leather--Rachel once again tackled back as she beats hammer-blows against Jessi’s exposed, shiny back. Simpson up for a blubbering 8, lower lip huffing and puffing in and out as BILSON ROMPS TO JUG! Rachel loving it to Jessica’s throbbing jugs, pounding away lusty rights and lefts, guarding up to shove Simpsy sideways to the ropes, then belting away back and belly with the same non-stop slugging and THE REF STEPS IN! Simpson bawling in outraged defeat, treated to a shabby TKO2 Rachel Bilson.

After: Live by the sword, die by the sword--Simpsy’s been outworking girls all year long--she runs into a hungry brunette buzz saw and gets chewed up herself this time. Nick in trouble again--he’s caught on film collecting bets from leering buddies--he had Bilson to win! Catch the zany antics as Lachey lamely tries to defend himself on “The Newlyweds”.

Reposted by Archer 1/15/11.