UNIFIED WELTERWEIGHT TITLE  by Simguy 4-2-02

Theron busy and loving it at welter, "You know what it is? I'm just having fun out there. Grier's changed the whole attitude of my camp. With Janet, nobody ever smiled around here. Pam's like, "You're the best fighter in the business, enjoy it. Truth is, we had talked with Lynch last year about a fight at 125 and Janet nixed it. That kind of fear is poison and there's no place for it on my team anymore."

Positiveity notwithstanding, Lynch no cupcake and no fan of 'pampered' blondes like Charlize - A relatively dangerous tune-up bout for Theron as she systematically goes about stamping out resistance at 130. Lynch in shiny black two piece with high neck,

Charlize in cream bikini top, sporty red bikini bottoms.

Round 1: Charlize upbeat, bouncy to her left - Lynch much more taut, dukes at chest height, stalking her blonde. Theron crosses Kelly up with the fight's first offensive - fully extended, graceful wide strokes across the face left/right/left and pivot to the left leaves Lynch staring. Theron continues to score in breezy bursts, whistling the punches in over top Lynch's guard, getting good spank out of Kelly's surprised face. Down the stretch an angered Lynch pounds a firm right hand to Theron's chest and puts the hook on top - Theron rolling with the punch takes it well, but keeps her distance to the bell.

Round 2: Charlize very loose, hands jangling at her waist as she leans left, dances with an easy clockwise gait. Lynch trying to close, but Charlize almost playful as she puts her hands on Kelly, turns her, leans in close, slides away. Lynch overextending on punches in frustration and all of a sudden - Theron drops a sneaky counter right hand over Kelly's left to put the brunette wobbly butt. Charlize skips in, lanky with the left hand as it unfurls from the hip to curl across Kelly's face - Lynch pin-wheeling on her heels hits the ropes in shock. Theron grinning, edges in, backs out to draw a panicky left from Lynch, then chops her way into Kelly's face with a stabbing series of lefts and rights straight up the middle. Lynch's legs buckle - she sits into the ropes and THERON POUNDS AWAY! Big, lusty blows to the face as Charlize punches down into Kelly - Lynch getting creamed, her left hand pressing light against Charlize' stomach as the blonde strains in to smash away and it's OVER! Ref tackles the marauding champion off her victim - Lynch trembling on the ropes, dazed, busted wide open over the left eye - VICIOUS KO2 Charlize Theron.

Theron makes up for going the distance with an outclassed Brenneman with this awful display of force, shattering Kelly Lynch with one of the most violent KOs the blonde has ever scored. Theron beaming, strutting the ring with a refreshed look - been a while since Charlize was boxings hottest fighter, but this was SIZZLING.