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2 April 2010 Kim Kardashian vs Jessica Simpson

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JMD ("Juggs of Mass Destruction") Bout

Posted by simguy on 4/2/2010, 7:37 pm

BEFORE: "My new body is unbeatable," Kim says of her trimmed-down 114 pound chassis. "I know I don't have the skills to take a mainstream FCBA title yet - but JMD is perfect for me. There's no girl my size, who can just stand and bang with me: no girl. Jessica thinks she's God's gift to JMD, but I'm going to change her whole world in this fight!" Simpsy charged up: Kardashian the kind of buxom brunette Jessica's made a career of deflating. "I can't wait to get this bimbo in a boxing ring," Simpsy chirps at podium. "When she was a big fat slob, we frankly had no interest in her...but now? I think Kim's going to look great getting bounced off the canvas by me, then snuggled to sleep by THESE (wiggles the bumpers)!" Kardashian in pale pink bikini; white gloves; long black hair loose down her breasts. Jess in hot pink Dukes bikini; white gloves; long blond hair loose down her breasts. ACTION!

During R1: Jess into Kim with pitching, sidearm, right hand roundhouses: big fat whacks sounding out beefy off brunette ribs. Jess really waling 'em in - right foot skidding up off canvas; blonde jugs sloshing side to side as her fist meets meaty resistance. Kimmie sponges a few, then starts answering in kind - lips curling off teeth as brunette pitches HER right hand into offending blonde body. Crazy right handed spank-licks back and forth: occasionally landing simultaneously, otherwise tit-for-tat. Kim the first to alter trajectory - straightening the right out and plowing it palm-down across Jessica's jugs. Bleat of pain Jessi: face upturned, pinched as she absorbs the lick. Kimmie working with exaggerated motion as she drops the right to her side, picks up the left with elbow out to the side, then plows THAT mitt in, bracing Jessi's jugs. In with the right again; in with the left: Kim wading forward, lifting and plowing one hand after the other in deliberate fashion. Jessica pounded back near to ropes before she can rally: SHE joins in the fun via straight, palm-down, shoving right hand, drawing a cry of pain from Kim. HAMMER AND TONGS! Kimmie lifting punches off her thighs, elbow up and out wide as she cocks the shot, then plows it home - offhand dangling at her side until she needs it. Jessica a little cuter - not much - but a little more apt to paw her left against Kim's jugs once or twice, then pour home the right hand - or bring both hands up to block a Kardashian blast before answering. Jess landing a higher percentage as a result - but she can't shift Kim, can't get off the apron, and JMD judges like a girl to be topside near the ropes. Round to Kim despite both women's racks taking a hellish pounding through 1.

R2: Kim roughousing - early wide swings see her accidentally wrap Jessica's head up in the crook of the left elbow: only natural for Kim to body Jess sideways to ropes and pump her tummy full of right hands. Jess bleating in pain - eyes shut tight - left hand in ropes for balance as tanned blonde tummy and tits take flat-knuckle right hands until ref's break. Kim breathing through pursed lips, wading in to plow away with that deliberate - pick-'em-up, drive-'em-in delivery. Jess snarling - blonde hair across her mouth as she hooks palm-down across Kim's bulging front; covers up on her right side as Kim's left hand slams into Jessi's left hip; then twists into a sideswiping right that smites Kim pec-and-jug. Kardashian groaning/snarling/sniveling but refusing to give ground: she's putting her jugs on the line like a real trooper. Down the stretch, swinging left takes Jessica deep in her tummy: she cries out; slumps back into ropes, blonde curls across her eyes. Kim steps in, shouting "HAH!" as she lifts, cocks, and plows a pounding right to jug, then loads up the left for more of the same. Jessica crying, trying to cover up now: Kimmie pulling the mitts down, loading up and slamming home - her own buns and jugs jiggling furiously as she batters hated Jess. Simpsy thunderstruck...slumped in ropes...sobbing, unable to defend herself and THE REF STEPS IN! Good Lord - TKO2 Kim Kardashian!

After: Kimmie squealing in delight - tossing her gloves into the audience and exchanging jiggling hugs with her sister and entourage before advancing on a devastated Jess Simpson in her corner. Kim pulling jess up off her stool by both biceps; left hand stays clamped on Jessi's right arm while right hand delivers a crisp, cracking SLAP! Another clouting open-hand right has Jessica staring - lips parted "Ahh", hair across blinking eyes. Kim quick to push-in: left round behind the head; left hand cupping right bicep; right hand winding itself in Jessica's damp golden locks. Kim pushing Jessica to a seat in ropes - brunette very tummy-aggressive here, bossing Jess in addition to smothering her. Poor Simpsy! Jessica's little hands push at Kim's toned belly, or palm at her curvy hips. Kim biting her lower lip, looking past Jessica's head out into the crowd with intense expression: she'll cinch her arms, lick her lips on occasion, doing everything she can to get maximum jug-on-face seal. Eventually, Kimmie releases with a flourish, strutting the ring, primping her hair as Jessica sloughs off the ropes to all fours, panting open-mouthed, hair clumped around her face.

Kim makes her way back to Jess, grinning down at rattled blonde. Kim goes to her knees off Jessi's left flank, placing right hand light against Jessica's lower back. At the touch, Jessica instinctively reaches her left hand in between Kim's legs, hooking up the left one, moving in close with her left cheek against Kim's left hip. Job of work for Kardashion: she reaches down with left arm, grunting as she wedges it in under Jessica's chin, slowly prying her up out of her crouch to her knees, then pulling her face back into quivering brunette jugs via reverse-sleeper grip. Kim grinning: she's upright on her knees; Jessi's on HER knees, slumped forward face-in-jug - her hands palming at Kim's hip-flexors. Kardashian biting or licking her lips as she concentrates - arms grinding on Jess; that soft blonde hair on Kim's forearms, on her shoulders. Jess weakening...she attempts to punch her way out - shoving little right hands into Kim's trembling belly, but there's nothing on them...Kim wincing slightly at first, then laughing them off. Eventually, Jessica hugs up around Kim's lower back, left hand clutching right wrist atop the proud ledge of Kimmie's backside. Jess goes out like that: Kim releases her grip, primping her lush black hair, then giggling as Jessica's still face down, slumped against conquering brunette torso. "She's out!" Kimmie grins to her corner - amused that Jessica's so used up. Kim drops both hands to her sides, grinning as Jess stays in position; Kim cups her hands on Jessica's shoulders - grinning and chatting to her friends - finally shoving Jessica aside. Simpsy rolling tits up, hair in a golden stream across her face: that's one jugged-out little beauty.