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2 December 2009 Tyra Banks vs Gena Lee Nolin

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 3 months ago

 

 

 

Posted by ringsider on 12/2/2009, 1:10 pm

(note - result of bout and otline of rounds generated by Simguy using his trusty dice - so it is an "official" bout for those who care about such things)

Classic boxer v puncher matchup of two of boxing’s big girls. Tyra in tiger print bikini … playing up the Tyra the Tigress ring name… looking toned and firm … conditioning issues a thing of the past … Gena Lee Nolin … never a real hard body … some feel she’s getting a bit too “soft n cuddly” … still a heart stopper in neon yellow with twist bandeau top.

“Ladies and gentlemen … ten rounds of boxing in the welterweight division … introducing first in the corner to my left … wearing the tiger print bikini … you’ll all recall the multiple times this great graced the Sports Illustrated swimsuit edition … a true supermodel in every sense of the word … Tyra “The Tiiiiiiiiiiigress” Banks … Banks …”

“And in the corner to my right … wearing the neon yellow … the greatest knockout artist in the history of celebrity boxing … the Baywatch Bomber … Gena … Lee … Nolin … Nolin! Ten rounds in the welterweight division ...”

Rd 1: Tyra out of corner and to center of ring flatfooted in classic stance … days of spending ten rounds on her toes are past her. Nolin in semi crouch, bobbing, looking to slip the long Banks jab and get inside. Tyra measuring with jab, not really stinging, just a range finder, looking to drop overhand right. Bancks fires the right hand and Nolin dips under … blow only grazes scalp and Gena Lee is in … short left hook to Tyra’s ribs … doubles it … then tries sneaky left uppercut but Tyra smothers by pulling into clinch. Big women just working and pushing now. Nolin thicker legged and Tyra starts to lose canvas. Back hits cables and Gena Lee starts to bump and push with shoulders palms … occasionally digging hook underneath. When blonde looks to load up right, Tyra spins her beautifully and is off the ropes. Defensive wizardry here from Tyra. Back to center ring. Nolin unperturbed … content to drop back into her stalking crouch … looking to get under jab and occasionally bang body … but its all single shots. Bell rings to end a slow opener – round to GLN on all three cards, Tyra not throwing enough to make a case.

Rd 2: Starts similar but lack of sting on the Banks jab making GLN increasingly brave. Blond up out of her crouch and begins to stalk her model in more upright stance, looking to punch with power to the head. Midway through, Gena Lee times a Tyra jab that is slow on the return and cracks straight right off big girl’s jaw. Tyra stumbles … stunned look … back hits cables at inopportune time … Tyra crosses arms below jaw ala George Foreman to ride out round. Gena Lee blazing with both hands to the head … she’s all in … bloodlust up in a girl who has made a living out of the early KO. Most punches bouncing off Tyra’s forearms … shaking her but not really punishing … after nearly thirty second fusillade, Nolin looking gassed. Gena scolded by corner … body was there for the taking while she went head hunting. Round Gena Lee but coulda/shoulda been more

Rd 3: Tyra … Tyra … Tyra … Gena Lee on end of that telephone poll jab … Banks moving nimbly … turning Nolin … never letting her set. When Nolin does respond, receipt is always late. Second minute … Gena weary from the power jab gets rung up by a lead right! Big blonde’s knees dip and she lunges forward, looking to clinch, manages to rap up Tyra’s left but that free right just bludgeons Baywatch babe’s ribcage … another … another … another …loud wet smack has Gena Lee grimacing visibly. Finally, Gena Lee ties up the right arm and the two big women struggle in the clinch … Tyra clearly the stronger now … pushing GLN back … occasionally a savage thrash trying to get her arms free. Banks corner screaming for a break, referee in belatedly and has trouble sorting out the two big girls … blonde hanging on for dear life and fighting to maintain clinch when the bell sounds. Round to Tyra.

Rd 4: Gena Lee back into her defensive crouch and for first minute more devoted to defense, slipping some of model’s heavy jab and avoiding that occasional lead right. Gena getting her legs back … begins three punch combos to Tyra’s midriff … left right left … both women have had questions about conditioning … time to see if Tyra did her crunches in the gym. SI cover girl holding up well for most of round, near the round Gena starts to earn some grunts of complaint from her target. At bell, blonde chests up to force eye contact … and is treated to a faceful of glove and laces pushing her back … supermodels don’t play that way!

 

Banks/Nolin Conc.

 

Posted by ringsider on 12/2/2009, 1:16 pm, in reply to "Boxing After Dark: Tyra Banks v. Gena Lee Nolin"

Rd 5, 6, 7: Methodical … similar … Tyra standing her ground and fighting in spots but primarily giving ground to the bad blonde bulldozer. Tyra pressed to ropes repeatedly and defends gorgeous head with those crossed arms but this time Gena content to feast on barbecued ribs. Bludgeoning lefts and rights hammer ribs … Tyra’s butt back through ropes as she bends forward. She’s stuck in the Nolin meatgrinder! Gena Lee bouncing her with shoulder to sternum and then looking to rip when Tyra bounces back off cables. At one point late in 6th , Gena Lee works her head under Tyra’s chin, arms pumping into midriff … then abruptly upright(!) … cracking Tyra’s chin with top of her head! Bank’s corner screaming blue murder … referee stops action and warns blonde, who is all palms-up-in-protest “what’d-I-do?”. When referee signals action, Tyra still woozy from head butt … and spiteful Gena wants JUGG! Vicious shoeshine … but Tyra won’t punk. Comes out fighting hard in the 7th … Gena Lee again bulling her to ropes but this time taking damage from the Banks right … girls clinch … Nolin sudden violent lift of head … clips Banks chin AGAIN!!! Referee walks Nolin to corner … and he’s deducting a point for foul … Nolin apoplectic …long seconds wasted arguing with ref as Tyra uses time to try to recover.

Rd 8: The Tigress roars! Out of corner … stuns Nolin with straight right hand to the head … then feigns jab and rings her up with right again … Nolin head whipping back for a good view of the house lights above! Desperate blonde backpedals on unsteady feet … at ropes … Tyra measures with jab .. once … twice and then AGAIN pounds that vicious right hand. Nolin slumping … hurt and hurt bad. Rack revenge … supermodels NEVER forget a slight! Tyra pounding the Nolin puppies … sloshing under left right left right abuse … back and forth … Gena not answering back … referee looking in closely … has he seen enough? Has Gena Lee had enough? Possible stoppage imminent … but wait … the bandeau top has had enough! Pandemonium in ring … in crowd … cameras flashing … Gena Lee’s bikini top quits … and it is ALLLLLLL hanging out. Referee uncertain … pushes Tyra back … Tyra diva-tude … “accidentally” kicks Gena’s top into the crowd! Souvenir frenzy results in shredding spandex!!! Gena Lee jugg-shocked and topless. Referee with sense of resignation orders “Box!”. Gena Lee looks at him incredulous! “B-But I …I’m …”, Gena stammers …Tyra forward with a hard smile on lips … pops hips right and digs hard left hook to liver … then repeats … Gena Lee sags like a second hand couch … corner screaming at Tyra to stay on the body but bare tits are simply irresistable … lets her hand fly and really scalds blonde’s naked fun bags with dazzling hand speed! Crowd erupts at bell.

Chaos in corner! “Where’s her ####ing top!!!” screams chief corner. “Uhm … I think this is most of it?” answers veteran cut man “Scrubby” McGee, offering pile of shredded spandex. Cameras popping … Gena Lee looking to leave ring! “You’ll f*cking forfeit! You’re winning this damn fight!”, argues corner. Suddenly, all eyes in corner fall on young Adrianne Palicki, lanky Sceej Boxing stablemate of Nolin, working in the corner for experience.

Hard eyed GLN to Adrianne: “Kid … gimme your bra!"

Rd 9: Gena Lee barely off stool in time … now there are two fights … Banks v Nolin … and 34B Victoria’s Secret Biofit bra v Nolin’s hulking hooters. Tyra right at Gena … determined to bust her up and finish this thing! Gena giving ground strategically … then lunging into clinch … spinning Tyra back toward referee … physically bumping the ref … then planting scorching right hand to the trunks! Loud groan Tyra … folds forward … Nolin quick with left hook to side of head … then turns body into left uppercut that stands supermodel straight up … Banks corner screaming but Nolin keeps pounding … holding ref’s attention … Tyra begins to fold forward and gets one across the back … referee pushing Nolin back … wagging finger in her face … on signal to box, Gena walking through Tyra’s jab .. supermodel now just desperately trying to maintain distance … blonde bulls her to ropes with a move more rugby than boxing …cracks ribs with a left … twists body into right uppercut that again stands up slumping Tyra … hard straight right to sternum … Banks desperate for clinch … Gena allows herself to be hugged in then jerks short left into trunks … hard for ref to see … Tyra eyes pop and little gurgling gasp … Gena Lee shakes loose and again abuses model rack … part way through combination, clasp on Gena’s borrowed top gives way with an audible “ping” … furious Gena Lee has to back off to avoid further exposure. Round big to GLN … Gena’s cans also winning big v outmatched bra.

Rd 10: Tyra is running on fumes … Gena held together with three safety pins! Cautious first minute … Tyra looking to just make it to the bell … GLN trying to “hold herself together”. Lot of circling … some booing from crowd … Nolin bobs low under a sluggish Banks jab and erupts out of crouch with Frazier-esque left hook to jaw that sends supermodel reeling into ropes. Blonde hops to … pins her girl to ropes and just grinds on her … arms chugging … laying on the beef as she pounds midriff, ribs … occasionally working way up to hammer the puppies … Tyra all used up … just trying to hang on but not enough left to clinch effectively … blonde bomber just shrugging and chugging through. Bell sounds and Gena Lee lays on some extra … pulled away hard by ref … gallant little bra has had more than it can take and drops to canvas … the Nolin talent(s) again on public display … Nolin crimson faced … demanding her robe from flummoxed corner. Comes back UD wide – Gena Lee Nolin. Aftermath, recovered Tyra Banks screaming about fouls (ironic, Tyra has a rep of her own in that area!), corners exchanging harsh words, sheepish Adrianne crawls into ring to recover her busted lingerie … and general pandemonium when an enraged Gena Lee coldcocks a fan with the affrontery to ask her to autograph a shred of yellow material

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