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2 June 2011 Penelope Cruz vs Olivia Wilde

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Posted by simguy on 6/2/2011, 10:01 am

BEFORE: "She's the biggest star in the world right now," Wilde acknowledges of Cruz in prefight, "but I'm nipping at her heels, and beating her in the ring will obviously position me in a whole new celebrity-bracket. Even just a couple of years ago, nobody would have seen me as a potential starlet of summer...now? You can't think of the summer without me!" Cruz haughty as a castilian duchess at the podium - completely dismissive of Olivia. "She is afraid," Penelope says in Spanish-clipped tones. "You can see it in her eyes - the eyes of a peeg headed to the slaughterhouse. I yam on a totally different level than Olivia - as an actress and as a fighter. The summer is MINE, not hers, or anyone else's!" Cruz in midnight blue bikini; small pink workout mitts; black hair in loose gypsy tangles. Olivia in bright neon baby blue bikini (Turistas); small white workout mitts; hair in long beach ponytail with tangly-bangs framing face.

During R1: Pressure from Olivia blunted as Cruz issues rapid check-jabs in retreat: Spaniard able to flow over to offence via tic-toc right/lefts to Oli's waist. Wilde covering up with elbows in tight to ribs: extra left hooks from Cruz beat at Wilde's right-flank as Pene pivots clockwise. Olivia frowning, stepping out...it's Pene in cold-blooded pursuit, stalking Wilde around the ring. Cute moves off the ropes for Olivia - she'll bounce into cables; dip to her left; roll-torso right; lean back into ropes, then bounce off, making Pene miss punches in bunches. Cruz unable to catch Olivia hard to head, but raking the body well: small mitts bouncing off taut Wilde ribs/tummy throughout the stanza.

R2: Wilde doing a little less moving - dropping that right foot back and setting herself to slip-and-slug on the spot. Pene eyes narrowed, jabbing her way in to engage: spicy, classy stuff as Cruz bats hooks, works combos in close; Wilde slips side to side, slugging out of her crouch with either hand, timing Cruz for counters. Wilde supple, elusive, even though she's right in front of Pene...Olivia's left hand stroking Spanish tummy or tits; slicing right hands chipping off brunette chin...Wilde shifting her weight one foot to the other as she's ducking and punching. Bell: cheeky backhand slap-jab sorts out Pene's plump jugs...Olivia making brazen eye contact, strutting back to her corner like a movie star.

R3: Olivia baits Pene to ropes - rolling and bouncing off the cables on the spot...she's making Cruz miss, then checking her slick little swats and clouts about either jawline. Cruz smote, wobbly-butt...Pene backs off, inviting Wilde to midring - leading to more traditional boxing. Cruz recovers well - spitting out double left jabs, rotating clockwise...Spanish lass banking the hook to ribs/waist, placing her first straight right hands onto Olivia's chin to prevent a Wilde jail-break. Olivia undaunted - leaning out over front (left) leg to flurry Spanish gut PIK! PIK! PIK!

R4: Olivia bendy about her middle - flat footed, but creep-stepping and pivoting...she's very supple and slick, changing her levels, punching off either foot, featuring either hand. Minute in, Wilde up out of her crouch with a sudden left uppercut to chin: Pene punched onto her heels, eyes blinking...Cruz is hurt and Wilde's in pursuit mode. Pene circling counter-clockwise on the apron - blocking and parrying Wilde's power-potshots. Olivia hunting Pene, but not closing on her - Wilde looping in right hands off the lead (left) leg; staying on that leg to hook the tummy/hook the chin - knocking Pene into ropes time and again. Cruz alarmed, buzzed...she slides away, away, away, not wishing to engage when she's hurt, and Olivia's being so aggressive.

R5: Olivia attacking: Pene wilting. Cruz trying to punch, but missing over the top as Olivia's weaving on her hips, then erupting out of deep crouches with power. Wilde built sleek, but generating shocking clout with her legs...she's catching Pene rising left uppercuts or looping rights, hurting Cruz again and again. Minute and a half in - Cruz throwing hands in an effort to back Wilde off...Olivia bends in and low, hooks the midsection; straightens to hook the chin and DOWN GOES PENE! Gorgeous, springy bang-bang punching puts Pene on her buns...Spanish eyes a-blinking as Cruz sits up all spanked and startled. Pene beats the count, begins hopping the perimeter in retreat: Olivia a confident young beauty stalking Cruz, looking to strafe her right hands, or lift rising left uppercuts from the crouch. Down the stretch - Pene sitting butt-in-ropes, hands at temples...Olivia plants on left (front) leg, right hand at her cheek as she pops hips-right and laps left hands off her thigh to Pene's paunch CHUP! CHUP! CHUP! Oli banking a little late insurance in Pene's tummy after the bell - Spanish eyes flashing angry; Pene stomping her foot and berating the ref as Wilde saunters all mischievous to her corner.

Posted by simguy on 6/2/2011, 10:02 am

R6: Cruz stands her ground, engaging Wilde in vicious exchanges - leads to crowd-pleasing, hair-raising action. Pene upping the work-rate - doubling up the jab; dropping in the short right cross; back with the hook underneath; twisting torso-right to finish the sequence via clip-across hook up top. Wilde slipping and weaving on the spot, but getting tagged...increased volume from Pene helping to solve the sneakiness. Wilde dangling her left hand as she leans in or out, side to side on her hips - trying to rotate up into powershots timed in between Pene's bursts. Wilde cute defensively - leaning in with left shoulder to Pene's body, turning Cruz counter-clockwise on the spot, nudging her off. Both girls clipped and nicked...Cruz out-touching Wilde for points; Olivia showing the ability to roll punches/minimize damage in a phone-booth.

R7: Wilde in same supple/bendy stance, but adding a buggywhip sidearm right wide to Pene's flanks, spanking a crimped look of discomfort onto Cruz' face. Oli bending down after delivering, looking for the hesitation left uppercut...Pene keeping elbows-in, looking to chop tidy hooks, then fit Wilde for the short right uppercut. Sleek stuff both ways - girls basically digging in, but dipping side to side on their hips, blocking/rolling shots, and looking for body. Olivia's buggywhip rights the hardest punches of the round, although both girls score throughout - Wilde's small-mitt punches sounding like rocks being thrown into wet clay. Pene grumpy during the break, sitting on her stool with left arm raised and reaching over to her right as ice gets applied to buggywhip-pink ribs.

R8: Pendulum swings back to Cruz as she doubles up the jab; works the jagged left uppercut to Oli's sternum; drops in the right hand clean to Wilde's chin. Cruz stepping Olivia back, winning the exchanges...Wilde gets leggy, retreating to ropes for some cute bouncing-evasion off the cables. Not unusual to see Pene miss 2 or 3 tightly turned punches in a row, but Olivia not answering back, electing to sidestep-escape off ropes instead. When lapping to Wilde's tummy with both fists, Pene frequently drifting low: ruled unintentional by ref as Olivia's bending forward and causing a bit of the low-nibbling. Tempers flare at the bell regardless - Pene with hair across her mouth, eyes flashing; Wilde seething, refusing to back down from World's Biggest Movie Star.

R9: Pene hounds Olivia to ropes - jabbing her, trying to find her with slap-chop rights...Wilde dippin' and slippin', bendin' and twistin' - she's a supple sight at the apron. Oli cute with the shoulder out of the crouch - easing weight into Pene, nudging and bumping her off. Minute in though, Pene finally lands a healthy short right, drifting Wilde to chin: Olivia startled, leaning back into ropes with a confused expression...Pene able to put a chop-slappy left/right/left onto Wilde's face...extra left hook REALLY knocks Olivia's head back over top rope, her hands dropping to her lap and PENE'S PASTING OLIVIA! Crowd squealing shrill as Cruz starts churning snug lefts and rights in close - punches bouncing off Olivia's face in rapid-fire succession, stunning her. Wilde almost out on her feet, but grabbing on to clinch...she slowly bogs Pene down, pulling her into a succession of cuddles, forcing ref to push bodies apart, slowing the pace of punishment. Cruz strong on Wilde - gradually going back to the ribs/waist with both hands as Wilde's tying up, up top: Spanish girl hands out damage; can't get American lass to quit. Tempers flaring after the bell when Pene chests up, trying to intimidate Olivia.

R10: Wilde leading the slap-chop right hand; shifting weight to back (right) leg while lashing the left hook...she's retreating, but walking Cruz into slick hurt. Wilde lures Pene to ropes, sidestepping-right while hooking Cruz' mouth: Spanish girl stumbles into ropes, reversing position with Olivia. Wilde lets hands go in sliding fluidity - lefts and rights lathering Pene's face, draping her ropeside, head suddenly getting batted about as Cruz' mitts drop to her waist. Paste-out has Pene stunned - Wilde flurrying for glorious pay-back up top, then falling in to body-up for ref's break. Pene busting up, weary as bodies are pushed apart...Wilde leaping back in via rising left from deep crouch, trying to chin-check Pene out of there. That's the gist of it...Pene reeling, sliding along ropes...Wilde jumping in power-shots, then bodying up, pinning Pene to ropes and waiting for ref's breaks. Squirming tummy to tummy goes Olivia's way...she takes the 10th, and nicks Pene UD10 overall.

After: Cruz lumped up, frazzled...she's a shellshocked beauty as Wilde's hand is raised in triumph. Olivia scuffed up as well, but beaming...Ms. Wilde scaling new heights in her highest-profile fight to date. "That was intense!" Wilde admits in postfight. "Penelope's very proud - every time I hurt her, she rallied and came back fairly well: I had to stay sharp wire to wire to beat her. But beat her I did, and that's huge - knowing that I've got Penelope Cruz in my back pocket now. I know it's early into blockbuster season, but for me to sort out the Pirates girl really puts me in a great position. In a lot of ways, winning Starlet of Summer is bigger than an FCBA title belt, when you think about it. Some no-name curtain-jerker like Julianne Hough or Nicole Scherzinger could conceivably be champ - but she'd never qualify for a more box-office oriented title!"