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Celebrity Boxing After Dark (Fan Request)

Ela Kawalec vs Alice Goodwin (JMDD)

Ela:
(25, 5’8, 3:4 FCBA, SIRENs, 35D)

Alice:
(35, 5’8, 4:6 FCBA, Free Agent, 32G)

BEFORE:
Not many people know this, but the ‘Ela’ in the Polish model’s name stands for ‘Elizabeth’. The blonde fighter (usually founds over on the BBU side of things) lets loose that interesting fact during a random After Dark press conference on this side of the Atlantic, pouting her lips from the press table whilst dressed in a loose white blouse and long grey slacks.

“This match with Goodwin was put together on short notice, but to be honest, I think the timing couldn’t have been more perfect. Dear Emily’s just won the JMD title, so what better way to put her on notice than to show off what I can do after I smother Alice out?”

Alice Goodwin, on the other hand, isn’t amused that she’s not being taken seriously by the Polish blonde. The British model has a dark look on her face as she waits for her opponent to wrap up her comments before biting back:

“I don’t have much experience, but I sure as hell have enough to beat this wannabe chick from a distant land. She thinks she can cruise by me to the title shot? Dearie - I’ve beaten girls like Sophie Howard and Kelly Brook. What makes you think you’ve got the goods to put me down?”

Ladies chest up at the podium and it’s a proper contest of Goodwin’s 32Gs versus Kawalec’s pair of 35D puppies, as blonde and brunette mash their chests together whilst giving the other woman the stink eye. Goodwin sporting a one-inch height advantage but that won’t matter much once the gloves start flying.

Fight night and Ela’s dressed in a neon green bikini, her chest bouncing up and down as she strode to the ring earlier, waving white gloves. Alice goes for conservative maroon bra and briefs, smiling as straps on black gloves for this contest. Referee waves for the bell and HERE WE GO with ten rounds of JMD action!

ROUND 1:
Ela scores plenty of jabs early, building on her momentous win over Carmella Rose and going straight for Goodwin’s chest. Goodwin has the experience, sure, but she’s looking hella sluggish in the first few moments, using her arms to protect her chest, but unable to intercept all of Kawalec’s jabs sent into her face and tummy as a result. Goodwin’s no Rose, that’s for sure, but she does manage to scare Ela off of her multiple times with multiple wild swings into the ether, forcing Kawalec to take evasive action as the blonde evades and leaps backwards, before coming in hot once more to not let up. Besides a hard swipe across her puppies late in the round, making Ela wince, it’s the Siren’s round through and through, and she casts a self-assured glance back at Alice at the bell, delighted at the sight of the Brit cursing, swearing and rubbing her breasts on the way back to her corner.

ROUND 2:
Ela tries to go for broke - it’s a statement she’s after in tonight’s fight, after all! She slams into Alice once more at the bell, determined to end this before ten minutes are up. Alice heartily battling back this time, however, blocking the first flurry to her chest before BLASTING a right overhand hook straight into the blonde’s face! OUCH! Ela shocked to her core by the brunette’s power, trying to apply the brakes to get out of harm’s way before she takes another shot to the side of her head, stunning her to the side! Alice growling as she retakes lost ground, or in this case, going STRAIGHT for Ela’s puppies as she sinks her gloves into the bewildered blonde’s chest, left-right-left-right action merely drawing groans from Ela’s lips as the Siren has little choice but to duck, cover and run. Goodwin’s turn to chase her back to the ropes, fists digging low and into the tummy, occasional wide swing to the chin to try and score lucky again. But for now, both ladies have gotten a taste of what the other can do, and Ela manages to survive the onslaught but throws her dreams of ending this fight into the dumpster.

ROUND 3:
Round three sees an all-out rampage from both girls, who have not met before but somehow already can’t stand the sight of the other. They CLASH in the center in a hail of flying fists and loose breasts battered and swung from side-to-side, going straight for each other’s sensitive portions as they look to surge ahead in terms of points. Blonde and brunette both hitting each other where it hurts the most, as Goodwin goes for straight punches pounding away on Ela’s jugs left and right, pancaking them like she’s making bread, whereas Ela’s going for more unconventional stings from the side and bottom, swerving her hooks and uppercuts into Goodwin’s breasts to make them juggle and jiggle. End of the round and neither woman has really taken the lead, and the ring officials have to watch the playback (lucky devils) multiple times to catch all the jug-on-jug action. For now, both ladies retreat to their respective corners once the bell rings, only hugging their bruised chests once they turn around and aren’t facing the other girl any longer.

ROUND 4:
Goodwin shows early promise here, making for a straight line towards Ela early and trying to shock the blonde with her power once more. The Brit’s landing jabs to the arms or body and then rocking in powerful cross-hands directed at Kawalec’s chest, but the Siren is not giving up the mickey so easily, defending well with her arms hovering near her breasts, instinctively blocking, deflecting or parrying a loose shot of her own back into Goodwin’s face for payback whenever an exchange is forced. This way, Ela holds her own for a majority of the round, though Alice’s power is still on full display when she lands a sharp blast to the chin in the late third minute, throwing Ela’s head back with a grunt. Goodwin tries to rush in to capitalise after her, landing another swift combo off the chest and top of the boobs, but the bell rings soon after, meaning she’s called back by the referee to fight another round.

ROUND 5:
So far, Ela hasn’t shown off that dominant streak that she alluded to previously with her words. She spends the first minute staying away from Goodwin, letting her foe march in close before counter-punching with precise shots to her body and chest, the occasional ding to the side of the chin for emphasis. Goodwin, relying on her power a little too much to get the job done, doesn’t see that she’s quickly losing control of this fight after getting her head biffed to the side by yet another swift hook sent in. The busty Brit even squeals when one of her hooks misses Ela’s head wide, then grunts as her blonde foe disappears under, reappearing swiftly to bury a shot into her body, subsequent leather smacking her free-falling tits as Alice gets beaten back! UGH! The Brit’s absorbing twice as much punishment as she did in the previous rounds combined, suddenly with her eyes bulging as Ela rams another straight punch into the middle of her chest bone, knocking her back another couple of steps. Alice is in wonderland, alright, arms flailing as she struggles to maintain her balance, but Ela Kawalec with NO such qualms as she leaps in and SLAMS another cross straight to the kisser, and just like that, GOODWIN GOES DOWN, her back hitting the canvas as she’ gets laid out in five rounds! Referee giving her the benefit of the count but the poor girl ain’t moving an inch, got herself KO’ed by Ela’s own power! Referee hits the count of 10 and WAVES the fight off!

Official Decision: Ela Kawalec defeats Alice Goodwin via KO5!

AFTER:
A relatively quick and easy win for Kawalec but we’re not sure how much of that victory we can chalk up to her own prowess, and how much of it was due to Alice’s own errors. Doesn’t really matter, to be honest, as Ela quickly beams to the audience, raising her arms high and shaking her chest as a sign of what’s to come.

She quickly shouts outwards, to no one in particular, “You watching, Ems?? This is what’s going to happen once we get in the ring!” before LAUNCHING herself up into the air and onto Goodwin’s prone body - Alice lets out a GURGLE as Kawalec’s knees slam into the pit of her belly and chest, making her lurch upwards from the sudden impact.

Ela quickly enforces her will upon the stunned woman, grabbing Goodwin’s wrists and forcing them back down to the canvas above her head, her thighs straddling her midsection as the Siren licks her lips, positioning her chest right above her opponent’s contorted face.

AND THERE’S THE JUG SMOTHER - locked in fast and tight as Ela lowers those puppies straight down and over Alice’s face, breathing heavily into the top of her matted black hair as she wraps her arms around the back of her neck and head. Goodwin might be the bigger woman but she’s powerless to lift her attacker off of her, with Ela’s entire body stretched over hers, pinning her down from head to toe.

Only sounds of Goodwin’s gurgling after a minute or two, with Ela gleefully giving the Brit a kiss on the top of her head before finally releasing her hold. She sits up, exhausted but proud of her victory tonight, and definitely contemplating another run in the FCBA now that she’s gotten the attention of the fans!