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2 May 2003 Salma Hayek vs Christina Ricci

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 11 months ago

Originally posted by Simguy on 5/2/2003, 10:06 am.

 

Before: Ricci being served up on one platter after another. Fresh off a KO1 loss to vindictive veteran Kelly Packard, she’s right back in with arguably the number one contender in the division. Salma outraged that Allison Mack’s getting the title shot while she is “forced to jump through further hoops”. “I deem it a sign of Natalie Portman’s cowardice that she continues to insist I prove myself in these ways,” pouts Salma. “IO almost feel sorry for Christina, because I am very angry for this fight.”

 

Salma in wet black leather bikini, slick ponytail, Ricci in white sports bra, white high waist trunks, white gloves and shoes.

 

R1: Ricci game early, but costly slugging goes against her as Hayek beats her to stubby rights, liver-tapping hooks downstairs, Ricci’s butt in the ropes—hands on Salma’s shoulders—blonde leaning forward and paralyzed in pain as Hayek has her way to the body with shattering rights and lefts up into the lungs. Salma easing off the gas just a little in the final minute, getting her shoulder into Ricci to prop her back upright and raking her with hooks to the shoulder and midsection. Christina driven sullenly to a neutral corner—she covers up shabby and ships Hayek’s sustained clubbing to the bell.

 

R2: Hayek rifling leads right hands short and straight through the middle—Chrissy’s heads rocketed back, hands up and outstretched—she’s falling apart. Walking barrage of crisp, straight punches puts Ricci ropeside—then it’s Salma putting on a clinic in Mexican breakdown techniques. Shouldering up, propping with extended elbow—Hayek just rips off hook after hook, shoving and jostling her girl upright to prep Christina for the next blow. Ricci a shambles, hands up, but limp—punches bashing into her side or bouncing spitefully off her face as she leans forward. Final minute—Salma loving it too much to her foe’s body—reefing up in under the elbow with a series of gutting hooks. Ricci sagging, out on her feet, finally buckles and sits on her haunches at the ropes, hugging her ruined midsection as the tears flow. Hayek bodied back—she’s all smiles with a heartless KO2.

 

After: Ricci gets out of the first, but has yet to win her first minute of professional prize fighting, much less her first round or fight.* Hayek simply too much Latina, boring into Ricci with relentless punishment—poor Christina simply collapsing under first-class pressure, have to winder how long Portman can keep waving that win over Hayek as an excuse not to defend against her—Salma’s razor sharp right now.

 

*Archer Note: Simguy is here referring to Christina’s 2003 fights as her record shows 2 wins in 1999.

 

Reposted by Archer 4/21/09.

 

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