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2 Sept 2005 Eva Longoria vs Sienna Miller

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Posted by simguy on 9/2/2005, 7:26 am

Before: Deposed flyweight queen Longoria getting back on the horse - she's a big favourite in this bout coming off the Simpson heartbreak. "Losing to Jessica hurts - never mind the titles," says Eva in prefight. "I never dreamed she could step-to me and wear me out the way she did, and I promise you this: it's not going to happen again. I have a little business with Sienna to attend to, but when she's taken care of, I'm definitely looking forward to sorting Ms. Simpson out. She's got something of mine and I want it back."

 

Miller a promising flyweight out of Britain with a nice win over Penelope Cruz, but she knows she's a clear underdog against the older, more experienced Latina-American. "Eva's a sleek, dangerous little fighter," Sienna admits, "but I plan to make my mark on her. It's no secret I've called out both Carmella and Longoria because I want to show well in America, and beating the sexiest brunettes I can get my mitts on will accomplish that."

 

Ambitious Miller in black push up, leopard print bikini bottoms, cute leopard boxing booties to mid calf, determined Longoria in tan western motif bikini, boxing moccassins. Small gloves, both vixens.

Before R1,2: Is Longoria a little chin-shy after Simpson? Normally aggressive Latina hanging back, using the ring, working behind her jab. Sienna wilder, pressing forward - she's being beaten by accuracy, but she's competitive in both rounds, fearlessly throwing herself at Eva. Longoria much better defensively with both her footwork and supple torso rotations - she's constantly able to slip and score, pivoting around her busier, but less effective blonde counterpart.

R3,4: Sienna getting it done in Eva's ribs - small fists scrubbing and thumping away in under the breastline, behind the elbows, working and whittling away on that lithe Latina torso. Miller not shy about holding and hitting with those small gloves - frequently grabbing Eva about one bicep while jamming away jaw-music up top - scrappy Brit drawing warnings from the ref in stop and go action. Longoria still pretty choosy with her shots - placing thick single right hands to Sienna's taut midriff, hooking her mouth or ribs, but steadily getting outworked as Miller's able to collapse distance and scrounge inside for rugged points.

R5,6: Eva re-establishes outside, circling the ring, pre-empting Sienna the jab: she's patiently busting the wiry blonde up with poke. Longoria with nice torso rotation against the ropes, making Sienna miss over top, then catching her slick counter-hooks out of the crouch; dipping left and snapping a tart hook off rigid blonde ribcage. Miller outclassed, but never discouraged - she's constantly AT Eva, making her work, hitting her arms and body when nothing else is available. Two more rounds for Longoria, but she's yet to hurt Miller, hasn't slowed her and hasn't established blanket dominance as expected.

R7: Sienna just keeps competing. She jabs with Eva, gets close and starts clanging away with fists, elbows, bony shoulder butts - anything to put a nick on the favoured brunette. Longoria's lips curled back in irritation - she's forced to tug and brawl inside - blonde pulling brunette arms and hitting, headlocking and hitting - ref really getting frustrated with Miller's insistent roughouse. Spirited play erupts to both pairs of firm jugs as Longoria stands her ground at one point and trades licking, hup-hup blows to rack with Sienna. Miller able to press forward even through this torment: she's very hungry tonight, outworking Eva in another close round.

R8: Eva: back to ropes, lips pouted, dark eyes resentful - she pushes at Sienna, then covers up, rolls low, trying to shoulder blonde hips back. Miller right on top and loving it, fists sounding out in bright PIK! PAK! PEK! rhythms as mitts spank off taut, tanned Latina meat. Eva breathing hard: Sienna's in her tummy, in her ribs, beating her breasts, clapping and cuffing her face. Corner urging Longoria to punch back, but brunette under siege, just trying to manage the pressure. Down the stretch, Sienna in close, her left hand with a firm hold on Eva's right bicep to hold the arm down and blonde's jamming away up top rude right hands! THERE GO EVA'S LEGS! Longoria's knees knock - she slumps to a seat in the ropes for support, staring hurt as Sienna's able to ring up the chin until ref pulls her off and scolds her for holding and hitting. Eva standing, breathing deep through her nose, nodding she's okay - Miller's eyes like saucers, chest heaving as she paces the neutral corner.

R9: Sienna charging: Eva wilting. Longoria settling into ropes, defence awkward, ill-organized - her hands up plaintively, trying to block as Miller pins her ears back. Sienna fighting with more heart than skill, but it's exactly the right approach against a technically superior woman - Miller making it all about her youth and vigour as she scrubs, gnaws, and pelts away. Longoria offering back slick, slapping hooks, while trying to maintain an elbows-in guard, but she's visibly slowing. Miller leaning in, batting away to shiny flanks; reaching in under Longoria's arms and chugging at tender breast; holding and hitting cheap to chin and cheekbones. Ref slapping at Sienna's arms and shouting at her, but not really taking stern measures: he's letting her go at the little Latina. Right hands really tiring Eva out - left side of her face puffy from Sienna's jamming short crosses to eye and chin - drumming body work starting to wear out Latina legs - EVA LOOKS HURT! Sienna redoubling her efforts, ringing Eva up a clawing left on the cheek, draping her back a short right on the mouth, pushing her upright with a left in the chest and swivelling Eva's head another romping right. Lathering beatdown, Eva's tilting, Eva's looking sleepy, and EVA'S DOWN! Longoria on her back, blinking woozy up into the lights, lips parted and it's OVER! Good LORD! KO9 in shocking upset fashion - Sienna Miller!

After: Crowd with stunned, open 'O' mouths - Sienna leaping and cavorting around the ring: it's one of, if not THE upset of the year as Eva Longoria can't get off her back! Eva very classy and slick tonight, but not really putting anything on her punches - "Almost as if she were afraid to mix it up with Sienna," notes one helpful BLONDE! mag columnist, always willing to pour a little salt into open brunette wounds. Miller jumping and wriggling in the arms of her associates and cornermen: huge victory for spicy little Brit and SHE'S NOT DONE YET! Marching to the Longoria corner, Sienna muscles the woozy ex-champ up, jams her face-first in the corner, props the left leg in the middle ropes, then crowds in close with her chin over Eva's left shoulder. With Longoria's drowsy, battered face lolling in the foreground, Sienna glares down at Carmella Decesare and draws a perfectly manicured little thumb across her throat: blonde to brunette - "You're NEXT!" Entire HMK bench forcibly restrained by trainers and publicists - Vanessa Marcil, Carmella struggling with furious faces to get up there

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