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20 December 2003 Neve Campbell vs Carmen Electra

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 2 months ago

 

 

BOXING AFTER DARK

Pt, 1:

Posted by Simguy on 12/20/2003, 8:24 am.

Before: Neve condescending in preflight: “I’m going to beat Carmen the way ballet girls have been beating hip/hop girls for decades--with discipline, skill and class. Everyone thinks Electra’s club scene style is so hard to handle, but I’m going to expose it, and her, with good, solid fundamentals. I’m the better dancer, the better fihgter and the better woman--Carmen’s going to suffer.”

Electra bug-eyed as Neve plays the hip/hop ballet card, goes for the julglar herself in return. “Oh Neve (flipping through Neve’s FHM), you’re trying WAY to hard here baby. don’t you get it (stands)--people want to see this (gestures grandly to her fabulous torso) not this (holds FHM away like it reeks).” That’s enough for Neve--she’s out of her seat, fronting up on Carmen, “You Can’t talk like that to me,” Campbell’s voice pitched low, cold. Electra snarls quietly. ‘When I’m done with you, you’re going to be very, very tender. You think about that.”

Usual pre-fight hype goes a little far, girls attacking deep set insecurities in one another and drawing blood. Carmen in black FHM bikini, turquoise strings, Neve in cerulean blue bikini.

During R1: Carmen trying to launch lunging attacks, striding in either direction, then suddenly shearing in with power-leads. Neve calm, in the pocket, guard up, just waiting on Electra, sorting her out with the jab, stacking her up at range, then stepping forward with thick rights to the ribcage, lefts to the waist. Carmen bounding, using the ring, but no question cool Neve’s more effective, spurning the rushes, systematically attacking the body. Smoldering glares all around at the bell--Neve gets the better of it.

R2: Carm circling right, left at her side, right at her stomach, occasionally stomp-feinting at Neve, gauging the reactions. End of minute 1--Electra gets an over-reaction off a feint, bends in with a hesitation overhand right, pivots around a clapping hook on the ear. Neve stooped forward, hands at temples, think it’s over when Electra jumps in an unorthodox left uppercut from outside Neve’s right shoulder, putting wobble in cerulean trunks, Electra bouncing back outside, circling mocking poor Neve, licking her lips and clowning--showboating allows Campbell to get herself together. Rest of the way is Neve clawing back into the round--working behind a responsible jab, fitting in straight, precise right hands flat against Carmen’s chest and sternum. Electra loping around the ring, sticking her tongue out, bending at the waist to slip punches with hands at her knees, Judges give credit to Carmen for shaking Neve, but Electra squanders a golden opportunity to pile on

R3: More thorough, more effective Electra this round as she circles, jumps in and out and starts to stack up potshot ting rights and lefts, Campbell reactive, covered up, a little confused--Carmen’s attacking from all angles, sweeping punches up off her thighs, bounding into Neve, then pivoting off her, keeping her off balance, Electra grinning, presenting her face to Neve then slipping and dodging the punches--supple torso moves from Carmen a pleasure to watch as she keeps it loose, every move a taunt to the more classical orthodox Campbell.

R4: Neve trying to come forward, pump the jab and channel the elusive Electra into right hands, but Carmen’s free-wheeling attack too unpredictable,. Electra easing in and out on Neve, turning her shoulders as she steps, suddenly jumping forward with jolting rights or clouting lefts--tummy, ribs and chin all targets. Down the stretch, Carm standing flat footed, starts clubbing Neve in the ear tidy right hands--Campbell stumbling to her right, ear muffed up and shook, and CARMEN GOES JUG! Electra stepping into Neve’s melons and pancaking away--glorious rising lefts and rights in a sudden burst seat Campbell stunned in the ropes. Bell sounds--Electra’s still helping herself--ref has to tackle her off as Campbell’s eyes brim with how-could-you tears.

R5:Girls trade smashing hooks--Carmen’s blocked up top--Neve’s digging deep to unprotected liver--Campbell drops a stubby right hand onto Carmen’s face, then hooks her chin. Electra staggered, staring, stumbling back on her heels--Neve stepping with and peppering--straight right darting to the mouth, crisscross straight left another right AND CARMEN”S DOWN! Electra reeling backward, Neve stepping with and staying on target accumulates punches for a knockdown. Electra’s eyelashes fluttering as she takes 8 and ON COMES NEVE! Campbell bulling into Carmen, slumping her against the ropes and NEVE ROMPS TO JUG! Hardhearted display of “you want my rack, I’m going at yours.” as Neve bares clenched teeth with the effort of hustling leather up into Electra’s heroic melons. Carmen sobbing out in pain, draping herself around Neve in a desperate clinch--raven-haired beauty pushes Carmen off, steadies her with a shoulder, then gets beefy to the breadbasket: thumping lefts and rights. Electra sullen, breaking down--Neve palms shoulders, propping her upright and it and it’s ANOTHER DOES OF JUG! Campbell determined to batter Carmen’s helpless sacks--Electra sick with punishment, wilting, just trying to snake arms around Neve’s waist and hold her close. Neve to the bell, alternating with a sturdy breadbasket attack and marauding jug, fighting her way through clinches, shoving and jostling Carmen to reset her. Neve forces smoldering eye contact after the bell, nostrils flaring--Electra’s blubbery, petulant with her corner during the break

Campbell/Electra conc.

Posted by Simguy on 12/20/2003, 8:25 am.

R6: Neve the aggressor, walking Carmen down, tracking her with the jab--Electra in retreat, getting her face  spanked back--she’s wearing down, looking harried. Neve coaxing Electra to the ropes then bodying up on her--Campbell forcing rude trade a close quarters, eagerly accepting Electra’s rapid fire bursts to the body in exchange for some choice, thumping haymakers amidships. Carmen flurrying, then scurrying--she’s like to muscle up and match curves with Neve, but Electra’s getting the worst of the exchanges, clearly getting out punched when she can’t get distance to jump in her blows.

R7: First minute, more Neve chiseling away, working Carmen to the ropes, looking to land one hard right hand amidships before wily Electra can spin out. Midway through--Carm hands down, bent forward, sliding back from Neve--Electra rolls to her right with a Neve right cross, rockets back a jolting counter right on the chin and NEVE’S HURT! Campbell stepping in fence post holes--Carmen more disciplined with a hurt vixen this time--tacking Neve up from the side, driving her ropeside, Electra separating herself just enough to pack 3 withering hooks in behind Campbell’s body--Neve stiffening, reaching to tie up--Carmen stays on her. Electra moving her head from one shoulder to the other, cleverly keeping clear of counters while tucking into Neve’s midriff like it’s Christmas dinner. Bell sounds--Carmen can’t help herself--she digs a cheap left to Neve’s cerulean trunks, buckling Campbell’s knees and leaving her whimpering as the ref issues a scathing warning.

R8: Close fight, tied after 7, lot of pressure building up…Carmen’s composure  breaks, Neve mops her up this round, Electra giving in to nerves, lunging desperately--Neve calm in the pocket,  stepping back to fade, clipping Carmen clean check hooks--nice, tight swipes on the face that have Electra staggering. Neve countering well off the block, accepting Carmen’s haymaker onto a high guard, answering back with chopping rights or lefts on the jaw, sending Electra away with a shopworn look. Electra dismayed to see nev cut off the ring time and again--Campbell deceptively sweet with her feet, angling Electra to corners, then setting down on her midriff with thumping, heartless work. Comprehensive bell to bell shutout--Neve’s dominance has Carmen on the verge of angry tears in her corner.

R9: Electra’s frayed nerves give way completely--she’s trying to end it with one leaping punch, exploding out of her crouches in search of Campbell’s chin. Neve undressing Carmen with little fades, getting Electra reaching, then clipping her tight counters. Bang-bang counters off the block--Neve eating Electra up with hooks and blunt right hands. Neve cutting down the ring with that exquisite, pummeling jab, really discouraging Carmen, chasing her ropeside and forcing her to cover to her long stretches. Neve helping herself to the waistline, patiently working Electra over, occasionally pounding her kidney when Carm bends or twists to expose her back. At the bell, Neve chesting up on Carmen, smug, superior smile--Electra trembling with punishment, rage as the ref steps in.

R10: Give Electra credit--she calms down after 6 one-died minutes for Neve, draw a line in the canvas and digs down to give Campbell hell. Neve in shoulder to shoulder, using a little bump to free up her hook, keeping her right hand high, Electra pressing her face into Neve’s shoulder or chest, swabbing away downstairs with rapid-fire combos, then stepping to the side to turn her foe. Nip and tuck action, Electra out hustling Neve--Campbell just crowding, riding it out in order to land her heavier single blows to the torso. Both girls ignore the bell, totally absorbed with each other--ref steps in to keep’em separated. Come back one point duke…NEVE CAMPBELL!

After: Decision hits Electra like a thick body shot--she’s just dazed, uncomprehending as Neve’s hand lifted in victory. 5 rounds a piece, but Neve’s knockdown holds up--Campbell takes then opportunity to rub in the defeat,  grabbing an overhand grip on Carmen’s top, tugging her to, and growing a stern rebuke into Electra’s weepy, blinking face. “You know, the popular media loves to romanticize street-dancer types,” sniffs Neve in post fight, “every story, it’s always how the club-chick triumphs over the ballet establishment, but it’s all bullshit. Discipline wins fight--you saw it tonight. It was neck and neck, and Carmen cracked, I broke her with my consistency, my form, my execution, They scored it close, but Carmen wasn’t doing much in her rounds, while I was cleaning up on her in mine, look at us: I could go another 5 easy; Miss Go-Go Dancer over there can barely walk.”

Reposted by Archer 1/14/11.

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