Posted by simguy on 2/20/2009, 7:24 am

Before: "I resent it," a candid KBell says of the media hype re: Bell/Chabert. "She caught me lucky a couple of times - that doesn't make her a rival: it makes her a mistake I need to correct. I'm the more complete fighter, the better athlete, the more talented actress. That's not bragging, I'm just putting Lacey in perspective. We're not rivals - we can't be: she's just not on my level." Lacey smiling throughout: little brunette knows she's under little blonde's skin. "Sounds like someone trying to convince herself of something, doesn't it?" Chabert smirks. "It's not 'luck' that Kristen Bell can't take my punch. And power doesn't land without a plan: I flat out out-fought Kris in my wins over her. I like that she's in denial: beating reality into this girl is fun!" Lacey in breathtaking white push up and panties; small white gloves. Kristen in Prussian blue bra style bikini; small white gloves. Kris smoldering during staredown, glaring: Lacey grinning, baiting with her eyes.

During R1: Tempestuous, hot-blooded action: girls lunging, ducking, blazing away pell-mell early. Good head movement minimizes damage, but Kris nipping and grazing Lacey - catching her quick hooks and sudden-jolt straight right hands. Final minute - bobbing, weaving Lacey makes Kris miss a combination: brunette back with a vicious right uppercut, standing up out of her crouch to get it. Bell picked up HARD - both feet skidding forward - she nearly sits down, stumbles out of it to hit ropes in a fog. Lacey pouncing, hopping in all jugs a-jumpin': pumping beatdown administered - Lace just stooped forward, pouring it hup-hup-hup to Krissy's shell-shocked torso. Bell: Lacey beating her girl breathless - ref pulls her off as Krissy's sitting in ropes, bleating in protest.

R2: Lacey the aggressor - quick-stepping to Kris, but prepping her jabs: Chabert compact, making good decisions, getting off crisp. Bell touched by poke - she's backing off, parrying Lacey's left hands, looking for room to counter. Middle minute - Chabert walking Kris down, shows good footwork in cutting off ring on mobile blonde: brunette forcing blonde to square up and trade hup-hup to straining midsections. First round uppercut for Lacey no fluke: she gets it again - ending a vicious trading session with a ringing right hand and it's BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Bell picked up tart - feet scoot forward: she's on her buns, blinking in shock. Bell up quickly, but still blinking, thighs trembling: Lacey rapidly at her, spooking Bell back into ropes with savage right crosses and leaping hooks. Bitter brawling at ropes - Lacey on top, baring her teeth - bobbing on the spot and slugging full-bodied out of her crouch. Kris baring HER teeth - trying to fit Lacey for uppercuts: she gets caught a right cross while trying for the right uppie and it's BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Blistering shot to chops jerks Kris a quarter turn to her right, drops her to all fours: she panting, quivering as Lacey prances past all grins. Bell up quickly again, but she's hurt: Lacey pouring in on her, bodying Bell to ropes, stuffing a right hand into blonde belly, sitting a grunting Kris into ropes. Beatdown administered: Lacey looming over Bell, feet wide, side-to-side pasting with elbows in nice and tight on delivery. Bell: ref has to pull Lacey off again - brunette giggling, hair in her eyes as she's loving it on Kris. Bell wide eyed, cut in her mouth: she's getting her ass kicked through 2, unable to punch-with aggressive Lacey.

R3: Pressure from Lacey - but smart: she's rushing forward, then stopping, crouching, popping the jab, feinting Kris, then hopping in to hook her mouth. Bell getting banged up AND bamboozled: Lacey showing skill as well as velocity and voluptuous power. Kris trying to leg out and around: Chabert cuts her off, jabs her into compliance, hooks her to body and head. Bell absorbing, then dis-engaging: she's a confused beauty, dropping a shutout to a girl for whom she has very little respect.

R4: Krissy firms, stabilizes her front. Stiff jabs, abrupt pivots the menu: Bell finally turning Chabert's right flank, giving brunette angles. Kristen's eyes narrowed in concentration: right near her chin, left a little lower - elbows in tight as she pivots 'round in a slight crouch. Sharp jabs tap at Lacey's brows/shoulders; dip-n'-rip short right uppercuts nip at Chabert's guard; compact, biting hooks skid off Lacey's right shoulder, catching her upside the head. Lacey unhurt, but outclassed for the first time tonight as Kris fights for breathing room.

R5: Lacey scooting-to, jabbing Krissy's chest: stiff thump backs blonde up, disorganizing her. Slugging: girls trade clipping left uppercuts - then form mirror earmuffs, leaning in close together, dipping side to side. Bell tries more fish-hook left uppercuts, working the Chabert rack for the first time: Lacey keeps her composure, refusing to be bra-baited. When it's her turn, she clouts short left/rights upside Krissy's head - clubbing shots. Bitter-but-tidy trading continues for a minute - girls rotating gently clockwise, bobbing on the spot, fetching each other short clout. Midway through, Lacey hooks Krissy's chin, nips her a clipping little right uppercut (not the big shot - just a contact uppercut). Bell goes to answer, but Lacey's ready: Chabert hooks chin again, catching Kristen as blonde's deploying left uppercut; RIPPING right uppercut catches Kris close-in - Lacey on her right foot, arching her back to get everything she's got on a short, vicious shot. BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Kris caught flush by Lacey's right uppercut again - feet scoot forward - this time putting Bell on her back with a crash. Krissy SO hurt: face pinched in stunned agony - knees up - arms out to either side. She can't get off her back - that's KO5 Lacey Chabert!

AFTER: Chabert stunning Bell AGAIN! Even Krissy has to acknowledge busty brunette as a rival now. Hewitt in the ring, battle-ready in purple bikini: business-like communications with Lacey - Chabert nodding her head in agreement - then both girls march over to the Bell corner as Kristen's swooning in and out on her stool. Taking Bell by her arms, curvy bullies pull Krissy to her feet. Blonde head lolling, eyes dull with fear as Hewitt takes Kris by her hair, roughly pushing her face into Lacey's bulging rack. Bell's hands instinctively push at Lacey's hips: Chabert just grinning, standing there with hands at her sides, or clasped behind her back, or clenched in her own hair - letting Hewitt do the work of keeping Bell positioned. Jen using both hands in the damp blonde hair, controlling Kristen's squirms, keeping her face-down. Lacey loving it - sometimes putting her hands in the air; sometimes gripping Kristen's wrists and holding Bell's arms slightly out to the side. KO'd girls can't take too much of this: eventually Bell's knees give way - sending her sliding down Lacey's front - face bouncing off curvy brunette thigh en-route. Bell on her haunches, eyebrows arched high, eyes closed, mouth wide open, palms on the canvas as she sobs for air. Hewitt and Chabert clap a high-ten over top beaten blonde - chalking up another rack-rocked victim. Bit of a comedy routine as Lacey feigns surprise, looking down and mocking: "Did I do that?" Jen with a vaudeville shrug, mouthing "Oops!" Kris crying - pushing Lacey's thighs away as Chabert's deliberately leaning in close. Somebody get security: Bell's being tormented here!