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20 Feb 2009 Olivia Munn vs Elisha Cuthbert

Page history last edited by Archer844 10 years, 11 months ago

 

Olivia Munn 03.jpgElisha Cuthbert 01.jpg

 

 

Posted by simguy on 2/20/2009, 7:23 am

 

Before: "It's weird," says a contemplative Elisha C in prefight. "I feel like I'M the ring-savvy veteran in this fight - the cool professional - and Olivia's the free-swinging slugger. It's a real change for me, but I like it. I like knowing that I'll be picking this girl apart to the body, being very deliberate and practiced with her. I used to just go in and punch till the other girl dropped, but I've actually got a plan for Olivia - I've watched tape and stayed awake in our strategy sessions. I get it now - what it takes to be the best - and I'm going to sharpen up good on Munn."

 

Olivia in the tabloids recently as a result of her challenging - and defeating - a stewardess in a notorious mile-high airplane-washroom fight: Munn clearly enjoying her rock-n-rollah, bad-girl reputation these days.

 

"If 'Cushy' thinks she's going to make any money at all going at MY body - she's even ditzier than she looks," Munn snorts at podium. "I'm twice the woman Elisha's ever been in with before. Coming inside on me is a nightmare for girls - she has no idea what she's getting into. Whatever she and her guys cooked up for this fight - if it involves attacking Olivia Munn's midsection? Baby, that's one F'd up fightplan!"

 

Elisha in white bikini, white gloves. Olivia in teal bikini with white lace adorning cups, and a wide white lace waistband; white gloves.

 

Munn smashing her mitts down on 'Lishy's to touch 'em up at ring instructions, shouting "I'm going to thump you up!"

During R1: Cuthbert compact - chipping her way in with pokey left jabs, then digging hooks - taking Olivia chest and tummy. Munn bumped tuff, takes it well: she backs up, swinging wide at Elisha's head and shoulders. Olivia tightens up stroke as round progresses - becoming more effective. Down the stretch, she's shoulder to shoulder with Cuthbert, bumping-and-slugging with her as girls stay busy, stay close. Olivia smiling at the bell, lifting her right hand: obviously feels she came on to take the round.

R2: Munn pitching wild early - not connecting - but robust swings at Elisha's head have the blonde covering up and bobbing-on-the-spot. Munn settles down - gets into Elisha's midsection with fat, thumping lefts and rights: Cuthbert grimacing, backing up under heavy body-thunder. Final minute, Munn stalking Elisha along ropes, bouncing fists off blonde pate, shoulders, chest - Olivia just getting off muscular, extending on power. Lishy hard pressed - crossing her arms, bobbing and weaving, sliding to her right along ropes: defense is pretty solid, but she's shipping a shellacking here. HARD right hand caroms off Cuthbert's forehead late, destabilizing her. Olivia quick to reload, puts another clouting right onto Elisha's jaw, hooks her jugs and punches E to her buns at the bell! Happy squeal of delight from Munn as she jumps away: Cuthbert quickly up, cheeks crimson.

R3: Cuthbert shakes off the knockdown, gets after Olivia with diligence, persistence, and thump. 'Lish chipping that jab, edging her way in close, then digging the left hook to midsection - weight on lead (left) foot - hips popping to the right. Munn grunting on receipt, unable to punch; Cuthbert showing authority, digging respect out of Olivia's insolent chassis. Short, muscular right hands up top skid off Olivia's brows and chin: Cuthbert using the right hand to keep Munn defensive, and to set up that withering left hook amidships. Blonde steps brunette all around the ring - good, methodical pressure applied as Elisha thumps it up bell to bell, getting consistent work done tummy and tits.

R4: Sneaky, short right cross stuns Munn early: she's on her heels, backing up as Cuthbert crowds close. Lishy just a-DIGGING that hook in close - getting in snug and jamming it home, really pumping Olivia's gut. Clean up hooks claw across Munn's breasts as she's backing up - and Elisha's maintaining contact with that crisp, accurate right hand up top. Good sluggiing pursuit from Cuthbert: Munn gunshy, covered up and retreating - she's hurt to the body, unable to punch back this round.

R5: BRUISING shoulder to shoulder as Munn rallies, engages Cuthbert midring. OH the digging - the bumping inside - both girls rough with their foreheads, shoulders, and elbows, trying to muscle the other for punching room. Both girls nice and compact - tucking right hands into squirming tummies, clipping left hooks and uppercuts. Both busy about the other's proud chest, seeking to humble jug and gain the psychological advantage. Cuthbert particularly strong at this distance, but Olivia's out-punching her down the stretch, bumping the blonde back one step at a time and walking her down in non-stop toe-to-toe action.

R6: Same again: Munn wants to crowd close and get it done on Elisha; Cuthbert won't have it. They're bumping away, digging hooks to tummy, clubbing each other up top - tight counterclockwise rotation as the girls fight in a phonebooth midring. Midway through, Elisha digging hooks to proud brunette paunch comes off the body, catching Munn's chin the tidy left uppercut. Spasm in Olivia's legs and backside - she staggers out of the phonebooth, eyes distraught. Elisha cold blooded - hopping back in close with a short, tucking hook to chin and BULLING OLIVIA ONTO HER BACK! Crowd roaring to it's feet as blonde blows brunette down - Olivia propping on her elbows, shaking her startled head in confusion as Elisha prances past. Final minute all Cuthbert: she bodies Olivia to ropes, squares on her, beats her without mercy - blonde just pushing her forehead into brunette clavicle and going to town on that trembling midsection. Munn just sick about it - soaking it up butt-in-ropes, reaching 'round Elisha's shoulders and down her back to try to tie up.

R7: Munn showing respect - swinging hard from outside, looking to deny Elisha position inside. Cuthbert cautious, ducking and weaving with gloves curled into her chin: she's getting under a lot of these shots, but she's not finding her way in. Olivia stepping around - showing some smarts here: she's changing angles on Elisha - extending on shots - bouncing the odd firm clout off hard blonde skull. Elisha unhurt, but slugged into compliance here: blonde guns holstered as brunette does all the work from medium range.

R8: Two way action round as Munn elects to come in off her slugging, engaging Elisha shoulder to shoulder. Cuthbert waiting for the cue - her shoulder nudging into Olivia's breasts - before getting off. Munn sees it, uses this tendency to break Elisha's rhythm. Brunette slugging it up inside, then stepping out, changing distance on Elisha: Cuthbert immediately covering up and bending at the waist whenever Olivia's out of range - forfeiting initiative. Munn able to step around, curve back and engage on her terms - bouncing fists off Elisha's head and shoulders, swapping to body whenever the girls crowd close.

R9: Same again - Munn working in and out - turning Elisha midring. Cuthbert busting up: she's fielding face-punches now - crossing her arms and bobbing upon receipt: blonde starting to slow under the weight and volume of brunette shot. Munn surprisingly disciplined - turning Elisha, bouncing blows off the girl's upper chest and skull: only when Cuthbert appears sluggish does Munn edge in and trade hooks shoulder to shoulder. Cuthbert still digging with vigor when she gets the opportunity - but she's getting outboxed by a surprisingly wily Olivia Munn.

R10: Cuthbert renews her assault - crossing her arms, bobbing and weaving to get close and get off. Munn whacked about her flanks, clubbed upside her head - she's backpedalling, almost scampering as blonde spends up the last of her money. Minute left on the clock when Elisha runs out of gas: cue counterattack. Munn hard-eyed, leans into a crashing right off Cuthbert's face - stunning her - then hooks Elisha's tummy a withering blow - really gutting her. Cuthbert shouting in astonishment, doubling up and backing away: Munn grins, pours herself at Elisha, beating the blonde across her back/above her hips with both hands swinging. Ropes: Elisha trembling - left hand palm-out at her right cheek - right arm across her midsection...she's just facing into the storm as Munn squares away. All Olivia Munn - big brassy smile - back straight - feet spread wide - arms thrashing - fists smashing off dazed blonde front as Munn batters her foe to steal the round late. Comes back a heartbreaking UD10 - Olivia Munn.

After: Cuthbert lumped up, stunned as decision's announced. This fight was even after 6 - following a strong Cuthbert rally: it slipped away down the stretch and Elisha never got it back. Munn strutting, crowing, pumping her fist in the air - crass in-ring celebration bound to hurt Elisha's feelings and raise temperatures in blonde cheeks all around the world... but Munn really not the worrying kind. "I banged her up!" Munn bleats in postfight. "She came in like most actresses - figured I'd be all in awe and stuff - but I crammed that garbage right back down her throat. She tried to get into my bikini: I got into hers instead. I slugged with her, but I also showed my skillz tonight, you know? Yeah, I love a donnybrook - but I can also use my feet and brains. I think a lot of girls are underestimating me...and that means a lot of girls are in for a dose of what Elisha got tonight!"

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