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20 February 2004 Elisha Cuthbert vs Dani Fishel

Page history last edited by Archer844 12 years, 9 months ago

Elisha Cuthbert M1.jpgDanielle Fishel 08.jpg

 

PHOTOS COURTESY BI PHOTO LAB

 

Posted by Simguy on 2/20/2004, 7:17 pm.

Before: Dani can’t wipe the smile off her face, “Let me tell you--I’m no fan of Dushku’s , but that last Cuthbert/Dushku tilt is a part of my private fight tape collection--Eliza’s never been so ticket-worthy in my opinion. That beating HAD to rock Cuthbert’s confidence, and she has to know that every bantam out there is going to be gunning for her ribcage after Eliza exposed her body. Cuthbert’s a good young fighter, but like a lot of these kids, she’s up and down, I thought after she beat Cuoco that Elisha had entered the elite at last, but I think she’s got a ways to go yet. I’m looking forward to being part of that long, hard road for her!” Cuthbert in tough, facing a lt of questions--how she looks against rugged body-banging Fishel will provide a lot of answers. Cuthbert in white bikini, Dani teal sports bra, grey stretch cotton boy cut trunks.

R1: Dani brazen, weaving her way in, pulling hooks to ribs and chin with a muscular little Marciano-roll--good pressure I the first minute. Elisha showing poise--unpacks the jab, starts bringing Dani to heel midring., Cuthbert’s boxing look effective--jabs and right hands, then she palms up Dani’s broad shoulders and heaves the little dynamo back, forcing her outside. Cuthbert dropping one-twos, being brawny in there, boxes out the points.

R2: Dani unrelenting, undaunted--still pouring herself at Cuthbert and having more of it her way this round. Cuthbert not as adept at getting off first, not backing Dani up--blonde forced to fight with her back to the ropes in close confines with Fishel bashing away both hands. Cuthbert steadily worked over, but hanging tough--dukes’re up, she’s just dropping punches down onto Dani from her guard, often connecting with the side of the fist to draw warnings from a diligent ref.

R3,4: Dani settling in--she’s getting her fight now, really tucking into blonde goodness now, All six minutes fought with Elisha’s back to the ropes-guard u and rigid, but this isn’t where she wants to be--Dani’s just heaping on the hurt. Fishel rolling torso, pulling hooks and double-hooks into Elisha’s face or chest, pounding away flat right hands straight to chest or tummy, clubbing rights upside the head or against the bicep and fglank, non-stop, brutal thumping--Janet Jones’ seen this kind of thing before, screaming advice at Elisha, but poor Cuthbert getting pasted.

R5: Dani hammering away in lopsided fashion, Elisha breaking down some now--guard starting to drift, Fishel able to curl tight punches clean to the jaw or temples, clouting her girl’s head as Cuthbert leans forward. Fishel pushing up into Elisha, then driving hooks and beefy right hands up into the lungs--Cuthbert sobbing aloud and issuing the fight’s first clinches--Fishel grinning, wading in cocky after ref’s breaks. Pounding goes bell to bell--Dani whirling and marching back to her corner big smiles and raised right glove. Cuthbert starting to lose it on her stool, on the verge of mental collapse--Janet coaxes her back to attention with a sudden brace of open-hand slaps and a bitter scolding--shocking the kid dumb.

R6: Little bit of offence from Elisha early--she’s getting jab on Dani, following with the cross, then palm-pushing effectively to put together a sequence, but the Fishel freight-train won’t be denied. By the second minute, ‘Lishy’s butt is in the ropes, body jerking and twitching as Dani pounds away--Fishel able to plant wide, get her hips into it and really slam her fists home to available blonde beef. At the bell, Elisha wanders back to her corner--and JANET TURNS HER BACK! Cuthbert stunned, standing in the corner--no stool, no attendants--JJ basically telling the kid she helps fighters who help themselves.

R7: Cuthbert fighting with heart now, meeting Dani midring, standing her ground--this is slam-bang two-way at its finest. Fishel really eating some terrible right hand--Cuthbert getting a nice chop delivery off her shoulder, then falling in to palm up, walk Dani back. Fishel halted, brawled to a standstill, then in the final minute, backed up. Cuthbert getting the one-two up top, getting the brawny push, and mopping up in the body with saucy hook as Fishel can’t get off her heels.

R8: Janet rejoins Elisha in the corner, praising the kid’s efforts, and reminding her about the Dani-antidote: uppercuts. Cuthbert executes like a champ this round--step and shoot early, palm-shoving like a bully, and catching Dani coming in with robust, short, shrugging uppercuts from both sides. Fishel marching through the jab, taking the right hand, then getting picked up on her chin--by the time she’s inside, she’s just reaching around the waist of her girl, tieing up for the break.

R9: Syren reminding Dani to work when she gets inside--Fishel tries to respond, but Elisha has her best round of the fight in the 9th. Cuthbert’s legs showing some bounce--she’s stepping around, not fancy, but effective, giving Dani angles. Jab’s a nice thick stroke, pounding down on Dani’s face, firm right hands finding Dani’s jaw, but Elisha’s saving the best for gorgeous, well-timed uppies, crunching Fishel whenever the little juggernaut gets in close. Terrific chin-punching produces terrible effects--Fishel wobbly butt and hurt for the first time, now being bodied back and walked all the way to the ropes, pinned down for the breaks--Cuthbert starting to bully the ex-champ, posts a pounding shutout.

R10: Girls meet midring, Elisha stalls Dani with jabs, turns over a glorious right cross and FISHEL’S HURT! Dani hunched forward, momentarily stupefied--Cuthbert goes left to the belly, steps back and curls a tight left across the face and DANI STAGGERS TO ALL FOURS! Fishel a-swoon, up at 8, but she’s in  trouble. Cuthbert gloves at her cheeks, hopping in close, hooking the body, then curling left uppercuts across Dani’s drowsy face--Fishel taking flush, legs locked at the ropes--she’s just gutting it out. Cuthbert empties both barrels, tearing up great chunks of Fishel belly, going chin with either uppercut, bodying and shouldering Dani back, getting her off balance. DANI’S DOWN AGAIN! No one punch doing it, but swarming beat down takes effect in Dani’s shapely legs. Another 8 and DANI COMES SLUGGING OFF THE ROPES! Fishel shocking Cuthbert as blonde looks to finish--’Lishy catching rights and lefts on her face, then hunkering down to get shoulder to shoulder--both girls start to chug short and sweet on the inside. Hard, hard work girls digging in--Cuthbert finally stepping back and walking Dani into a GORGEOUS, tight rising hook! There go Dani’s legs--poor little pug staggering around, trying not to go down--blonde loads up thrusting rights and wrap around hooks to put Fishel ropeside once again. Fight ends with Dani’s butt sorry on the ropes--Fishel arms crossed, tilted forward, virtually out on her feet as Elisha takes ANYTHING she wants. Cuthbert just mindlessly wailing away at the ref tackles her away after the bell--wild, wild action in the 20th,. Comes back UD10...CUTHBERT!

After: Dani a battered mess, in shock as decision announced--Cuthbert hoisted onto Janet’s shoulders and paraded around the ring--what a fight! Elisha pulls it out in the 10th with a shattering 3 point round, late rally one of the highlights of the young pug’s career to this point. Fishel badly battered, demoralized by the loss--veteran though she had her girl bagged, tagged and all wrapped up with a solid first half beating. Touching scene in the ring during the post fight mill: Janet puts a hand on Dani’s shoulder, compliments the former champ, lulls her into accepting the warm gesture then says: “Remember--you didn’t get beat up tonight--SYREN got you beat up tonight, She practically served you up to us tonight Dani--I knew every move she had programmed you to make and they were all wrong. I’m sorry to have to be the one to tell you this--but you can’t back it back to the top with that woman in your corner.” Quickly broken up, but the poison’s out--oh those serpent’s-tooth sharp Krushers.

Reposted by Archer 6/21/11.

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