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20 February 2010 Jennifer Garner vs Katherine Heigl

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Posted by simguy on 2/20/2010, 9:42 am

 

 

BEFORE: Kathy feeling her oats - giving Jen a healthy shove in the chest during first photoshoot together: seems like old times. "I feel like a new era of Heigl is about to dawn on the FCBA," says upbeat blonde in prefight. "Charlize stepped down because she'd done her part, and she could see that I needed room to grow. Her greatness feeds into mine, and I'm going to take it all to the next level. Can't think of a better way to inaugurate my new reign than by destroying the woman Charlize demolished - Jenny G! It's like a rite of passage at lightweight, battering Garner senseless: can't wait!" Garner having a good laugh - she's used to Heigl's ego-trips. "Guess you can take the girl out of the Krushers, but you can't take the Krushers out of the girl," Jen quips. "The thing is...Kathy's an incredibly dangerous fighter at lightweight. If she weren't such a ditz, she'd probably be held in higher regard. But I can't buy into her act: physically, she's a threat, and you need to be aware of that every second you're in with her." Unusual hi-jinx surrounding this bout: Heigl having absolute wars with Jen England in sparring - making Robin Meade's highlight reel on HLN; Jen confronted by Sarah Lancaster at her camp (Lancaster claiming Heigl's going to punk out, and offering to be the replacement). Crazy. Jen in bright blue sport-cut bra and bikini cut panties of aerobics material; white shoes with thick white socks rolled down; white gloves; hair in puncher's ponytail, swept bangs. Heigl in hulking baby blue lace push up; royal blue bikini bottoms with big white polkadots; white gloves; white shoes with thick white socks rolled down; hair in silky ponytail with ringlets framing pretty face.

During R1: Jen initiates - shoulders hunched, chin tucked, stepping right while punching left jabs into Heigl's breasts. Hooking Heigle, Jen pivots left: Garner setting down, but moving well. Heigl frowning, adopting crossed arm guard - left across the body, right hand at left cheek. Jen eventually moving left exclusively - leaning in, pounding her hardest straight rights down into Kathy's crossed arms, trying to smash through.

R2: Kathy in crossed arm: Jen stepping-to and working. Jabs pound prepared defences at Kathy's body, locking her in position. Short, palm-down hooks strike at Kathy's cheek: heavy, smashing straight rights pound the guard directly, moving Kathy back. Ropes: Heigl grumping, pouting with back to cables...Jen sets up on Heigl's right side, sort of hinging her left shoulder against Kathy's right. Brutal, chopping operations conducted by Jen: short-swat hooks continuing to clout Heigl's right temple/cheek; slightly underhand, thick right punching into paunch just below the crossed arm guard; digging hooks in right armpit, or just above right hip. Kathy being a big, sedentary blonde - sulking on the ropes, huddling down in her crossed arm, trusting curvy legs to prop her up and Jen bashes away. Bell: Heigl steps off ropes wobbly butt, blinking away tears even as she's shaking her head "No - she didn't hurt me". 10-8 Jen without the knockdown: dimples on Garner's smiling face back to her corner.

R3: Kathy lets her left jab off the chain: Garner pounded to a standstill midring as Heigl lands like a freight train. Kathy stepping with big-girl palms on Jen's shoulders, pushing her off, walking her down. HARD right hand just shrugs off Kathy's shoulder into Jen's chin, buckling brunette legs: big push sends Jen staggering. Garner blinking, circling: Jen immediately going to her legs when Kathy's coming forward. Jen showing a fake jab up top, getting Kathy flinching, then STABBING that stiff, palm-down left into gut. Tuff body-poke induces Kathy to show crossed-arm again: her output drops accordingly. Heigl stepping forward, but walking into Jen's work: Garner able to stabilize her front, work behind the jab to get out of a potentially dangerous third.

R4: Heigl still frisky - hands up, elbows in as she steps-to, jabbiing out jackhammer lefts. Jenny shelled out of her stance - nose bleeding, she again circles to her right, getting to the right of Kathy's drilling left. Garner just trying to keep Heigl off balance with the stiff belly jab: Kathy grunting, but walking through it, closing distance. Jen stepping to spots, walking Kathy in: Garner jolting Kathy rigid one-twos, pounding blonde face and breasts before Kath can cover up. Heigl stubborn, walking forward, punched hard: she's a little shabby down the stretch. Jen doubles up the poke; edges in close for a chopping right to chin, getting herself to Kathy's chest. Pumping lefts to Kathy's breadbasket, Jen punches Heigl onto her heels - big blonde's mouth wide open. HOOK! Jen hops in, cleans up the palm-down left neat to chops: BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Kathy blown to her buns, propping up on her elbows with a shellshocked expression. Jen grinnin' dimply: swattiing high fives in her corner for the break.

R5: Jen closing to finish: Kathy hammers her senseless via pounding jabs from a well dug-in stance. Heigl over to offence as Jen stalls: blonde forward, pushing brunette in her shoulders, walking her down. Short, drifting right catches Jen's chin, buzzing her knees: she covers up earmuff just in time to take a sledgehammer left hook in her ear, doubling down to liver. Gasping cringe from Jen, she bends to her right, stumbles to her left and SHE'S DOWN! Jen on all fours, gasping from body shock: Heigl raising arms, bellowing "IT'S ALL OVER!" Garner beats the count shabby, clutching at rightside ribs with left hand, right hand up. Kathy grinning, wading in: short right uppercut creams Jen to chin, slumping her into ropes. Garner shows earmuff, stoops forward: Kathy twitches a short left back into the liver, just wedging it in behind right elbow. Beefy shove sets Jen's butt in ropes: short right uppercut grazes right cheek as she's stooped forward. Big swinging roundhouses - Kathy to Jen: blonde girl clobbering brunette hips/flanks, cutting into Jen palm-down on contact. Garner woozy with hurt, reaching to clinch around belligerent bllonde hips: Kathy pushing down on the arms at her waist like she's wriggling out of a pair of hated jeans, clearing herself, loading up to slam away fresh. At one point, Kathy straightens a drooping Jen with a palm in the face, bending her back over top rope, SLAMMING the left forearm down loud across the breasts, bringing in the ref. At another point, with Jen doubled over butt-in-ropes - Kathy treats her to a clapping right forearm loud across the back, bringing in the ref. Bad dosing for Jen: she's hurt, groggy, just sponging it up as Kathy pounds for points. "STICK A FORK IN HER!" Heigl roars, hands high on the strut-back to her corner. Garner shabby-steppin', hugging her body, grimacing.

R6: Jen wincing, still hurting, but rallying behind her jab. Steady, stiff poke pounds beefy jug; threatens face; stabs stiff to paunch. Kathy grumpy again, resorting to crossed arm to protect her torso: Jen moving clockwise, staying outside Kathy's right shoulder. Jen steppin' methodical: she's a got a good angle for a short, stuffing underhand right thick to paunch, really getting into Kathy. Jen's also got short, chopping left hooks placing well in behind right elbow, or pounding right ear. Kathy turned, hammered: sturdy blonde going wobbly butt as Jen digs in. Halfway point, Jen elects to move in, reaching under Kathy's arms to chest up, walk Heigl to ropes, and wrestle apart that guard. Kathy upright, leaning back against cables: Jen fighting off blonde chest - short to the midsection, short to the head. Blunt, chopping storkes - Kathy smote as her defences are routinely pulled apart - trainer screaming at Heigl to "CLINCH!" Right uppercut, Jen: Kathy lolling back into ropes, staring. Chopping right Jen, short n' blunt to Kathy's face: Heigl loosening, trying to muscle her way past. Jen throws left arm across Kathy's throat, wrestling her back down flat to ropes. Right uppercut; short left hook; short right hand: Kathy's face goes blank, hands dropping at she swoons out on her feet. Extra insurance right pounds Kathy's face, swiveling head: she's out, helpless...ref finally moves in to bundle her up. Bludgeoning TKO6, Jen Garner.

After: Garner banged up, but happy: that's Kathy Heigl punched helpless tonight. "It feels good," Jen admits. "She's so big and strong - it's just such a thrill to see someone like that go limp from my punching. Typical fight for us - I feel like I'm bruised all over, but it's great that she went out, so I don't have to deal with her excuses!"

 

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