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20 February 2010 Pink vs Jamie Lynn Spears

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Posted by simguy on 2/20/2010, 9:45 am

BEFORE: Circus comes to town: Pink/Jamie Lynn's going ahead. Britney frequently braced by security as she's mercilessly baited by Pink; Jamie Lynn plucky enough to push Pink during one photo shoot - it's a mess. "I WAS going to start my campaign by moving against Snow, Meester - girls like that," Jamie Lynn reveals iin prefight. "That's what my manager wants - pretty, beatable girls I can look good against. But when Pink came to the table, I saw the chance to be more than a punching pop-tart. When I shock the world against Pink, I'll DEBUT as an elite fighter. It's totally worth it!" Pink smirking throughout - saving most of her venomous glances and gestures for Britney in the audience. "As far as I'm concerned, I'm giving the kid a chance," Pink shrugs at podium, "that's more than I can say for her sister. I've seen Jamie work out, and she's a crisp little whippet who can do some things. I say let her try...what's the worst that can happen? She could take a beatin'...well, so what? Everyone takes a beatin' sooner or later, Brit. Everyone." Jamie in taupe bikini top, crisp white bottoms; small white gloves. Pink in white sport-cut bra; white bikini bottoms; short boxing boots with tassles; white gloves.

During R1: Jamie doing her best Sugar Ray Leonard vs Hagler look - hopping the perimeter, legging out the round. Pink steppin'-to, missing jabs up top, so trying to find Jamie in the chest. Spears changing directions, scampering shamelessly about. Minute in - Jamie walks Pink into a swinging right hand flush to face, then jumps away grinning: Pink unhurt, but vexed, not amused. Pink having moments when she pins Jamie to ropes (Spears huddling up in tight earmuff)...Pink swatting heavy, cuffing rights against Spears' leftside lats, shaking her. Suddenly - Jamie Lynn erupts - swishing shoe-shine buffetting tits, then ears: Pink covers up earmuff and Jamie Lynn squirts past Pink's left side to safety. Like that: Pink the obvious and clear aggressor - Jamie running, but using shoeshining flurries and sudden potshots to pinprick and vex. Bell; Jamie Lynn raises her mitts, beaming...she's just beaten the over-under on the fight.

R2: Same again: plan clear as day for Spears. Jamie lynn hopping on spring brown legs, changing directions, feinting. Pink irritated, missing punches when she's trying to intercept nubile Jamie Lynn mid-hop: generally better for Pink to body up, bull Jamie to ropes and pound her. Spears absorbing thump on both flanks during these moments - but answering back flapping shoeshine flutties that occupy Pink long enough for Spears to affect escape. Intriguing stuff: Jamie Lynn sacrificing rounds, but showing defiance: she's obviously looking to go the distance and embarass Pink rather than defeating her outright!

R3: Pink vexed - jabbing to Jamie Lynn's chest and body to locate her, then getting off whenever Spears covers up to soak. Pounding spank administered to both Spears flanks, but she's answering frisky - swishing away against Pink's dominant tummy; fluffing up those tits; buffetting the ears. Pink annoyed more than hurt - but she's also decoyed and distracted by this stuff. Certain flashy limberness to Jamie Lynn's work - crowd roaring as she APPEARS to be lighting Pink up off the ropes...could judges be buying this smoke and mirrors act, too?

R4: Jamie feints, driving in a long straight right hand down into Pink's body: good spank the hardest connect for Spears - taken unflinchingly by Pink in earmuff. Jamie Lynn squirts off to her right, hopping all golden brown and lithe. Pink dropping her hands to her sides, waving at her tummy: Spears darts in again, looking for another right to paunch. Jamie lands, but Pink's ready: swatting counter left finally clouts Jamie loud upside the head...she's shifted onto her left leg - right leg up off the canvas as she's momentarily swatted. Swatting right from Pink punches Jamie onto her right leg - Spears tottering backward, eeys suddenly glassy. Pink bodying Jamie to ropes: Spears hurt, not as wriggly as she was...Pink takes advantage. Pink pumping right hands thick to tummy - slugging Spears white-clad rump up into ropes...Jamie Lynn shouting out "GUHH!" Britney up out of her seat - mouth covered by her hands, then she's screaming "PIIIINK!" Jamie Lynn crippled, gurgling for air: Pink heaves her into ropes by her underarms, commences beatdown. Pink in loose crossed-arm - switching her torso suddenly side to side to stroke vicious lefts and rights against Jamie's limber brown torso. Spears helpless - mouth wide open, but no sound coming - all she can do is cross arms against her body and cringe. Pink switchin' back and forth - occasionally bodying Spears into ropes to prevent her from falling...stop the fight ref. Thick, thudding, sickening noises sounding out from Jamie - Britney going apeshit ringside - ref keeping a close eye on things as Spears sponges. Series of sidearm, tight-arc rights clouts again and again against Jamie's leftside lats - just leather on meat beating Spears to her knees. Jamie Lynn: sobbing, hugging her body as she crouches down on her haunches: Pink looming above her, sneering - pushing the ref when he tries to push her off. Spears unable to beat even the delayed count: KO4 Pink.

After: Jamie wincing, getting her ribs tensered up on her stool...AND PINK WANTS MORE! Pink pulling the kid up off her stool by left wrist, yanking her out for walk of shame: boos cascade down as youngster gets a harsh initiation to FCBA life. B. Spears up on the apron, screaming bloody murder as officials bar her way. Pink grinning as Britney's demanding Jamie Lynn's release: 'Ya never learn, do ya Brit?" Pink says...just before slinging poor conquered Jamie Lynn up onto her shoulders. BACKBREAKER! Pink's face red with effort as she bounces on the spot, shifting/distributing Jamie's weight across the shoulders: Pink's right hand controlling Jamie at the chin; Pink's left arm looped 'round Jamie's right thigh, holding her fast. Pink making leering eye contact with Britney as poor Jamie goes out - Pink pouring it on long enough to make sure Britney's apoplectic.