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20 January 2007 Jennifer Garner vs Denise Richards

Page history last edited by Archer844 11 years, 3 months ago

Jennifer Garner 02.jpgDenise Richards 03.jpg

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 1/20/2007, 7:53 am.

 

Before: “Denise is one of those veteran names you never really worry about, but you never really take for granted either,” says a diplomatic Jen in prefight. “I’m bigger than she is, I’m stronger, faster, better—but so was Katherine Heigl, you know? Denise Richards is always pulling off upsets and staying busy: anyone who sleeps on her gets stung.””

 

Richards tight n’light—is she TOO light to be in with a very solid JG? “I’m within a pound or two of where I was when I switched off Heigl’s lights,” D reminds all at the podium. “My weight doesn’t fluctuate too much—unlike a lot of these girls—so I just fight my fight and let the other girl worry about where to come in. I’m not the best fighter in boxing—I’m just a girl who’ll fight the best. I’m in shape, I’m ready, and I can’t wait to tangle with Jennifer.”

 

Garner in bright teal bikini (bra strap top), hair back, white gloves. Denise in scarlet string bikini, blonde hair, yellow gloves.

 

During R1: Brisk-jabbin’ D backs Garner up early—Jen stepping out, circling with a thoughtful scowl as she renegotiates her distance. Richards the stalker—Jen smoothly to her right, piecing out her jab: Garner slowly establishing poke as Richards can’t penetrate. Final minute—Jen starting to place blunt, straight right hands up the middle, finishing up with a stiff jab rather than her hook.

 

R2: Another quick start, Richards—she jabs close, bats away a brace of rights and lefts to Garner’s ribs at the open. Jen steps out, circles nimble, pumps her jab—Garner re-asserting herself by the minute mark, operating at distance. Methodical JG from there—jab setting the tone—mostly clockwise rotation—she’s dropping right hands up the middle and finishing with rigid hooks, body and head. Denise covering up. shaking as she absorbs Jen’s hooks against sturdy ribcage: Richards proving tough, but unable to answer as Garner takes Denise’s breath away.

 

R3: Spurt of offense from Richards—Jennifer not too proud to leg out when she has to, circle for position and take the time to control D via the jab. Once Richards is covering up, trying to inch her way forward—Jennifer puts punches together—crosses and hooks—systematically shelling her foe. Denise plucky—still trying to march ahead, but garner’s thudding leather starting to back Richards up. Pair of jaunty right hands double-taps Denise’s face, stunning her long enough for a jolting hook to rock her world at the bell. D’s right leg coming up off the canvas—almost sits down as she ships a pretty steady beating in the third.

 

R4: Jennifer operating with mechanical efficiency—Richards tentative now, punished—she’s no longer trying to jump in and force the issue. D paying step-and-poke to her detriment—girls circling clockwise, jabbing in rhythm—Jen’s stiff nrangefinder banging back Richard’s face again and again. D’s right hand either coming up short or blocked by Jen’s high guard: Garner’s right hands stabbing in between Richards’ mitts with stunning force, leaving her vulnerable to follow-on hooks. Jen putting rights and lefts together, shaking Denise as she covers up and rides it out. Ominous sign late as Garner picks D up the right uppercut after a batting flurry of rights and lefts, buckling Richards’ legs and once again sitting the blonde down.

 

R5: Garner’s been operating well within her comfort zone: she picks up the pace, staring to out throw Denise 6 or 7 punches to one. Denise lumping up, hurting in her body—she’s backing up full time now, keeping mitts high, elbows in tight, Garner walking her girl down, but never getting reckless or out of position. Jen encroaching behind her pulverizing jab—fists ready near her cheeks: stumbling, loosening up—but every time she’s rattled, she stiffens, fronts-up and show pride. Blonde getting battered, but refusing to give anything away for free: Jen’s working for her money through 5.

 

R6: Denise times a nice right hand stroke through to Garner’s chin, pre-empting Jennifer’s right: Richards elects to stay in and work. Furious trade of batting lefts and rights beasts its way uptorso on both ladies—Garner’s hook beats Richards’ to chin and DENISE GOES DOWN! Sudden collapse spills D to her back—she’s stunned, propping on her left elbow, left hip, shaking her pretty head: Garner struts to neutral corner, breathing deep through her nose. Shaky 8 Richards: BOMBASTIC body punching drives Denise’s butt deep to ropes as Jennifer closes, bangs. Richards suffering, falling apart—she reaches to clinch, face pinched in agony—but Jennifer won’t have it. More Garner pours it into Denise’s ribcage—more Garner –lefts and rights bashing at sinew and rib, crippling Denise. Richards’ mouthpiece tumbles off her teeth as she’s bleating in pain, unable to stop the assault—alarmed ref steps in to cradle D to safety. Brutal TKO6, Jennifer Garner.

 

After: Garner her old fearsome self—she does a break a sweat, but gives Denise a terrible, systematic beating in the process. Richards badly shaken, sitting on her stool, hugging herself and blubbering: Jennifer cruises past, taking an appraising look at the effect of her punches tonight. “I’m very satisfied,” an upbeat Garner tells press in postfight. “I felt sharp, I felt I was too much for Denise and I just did my thing on her. We all have those nights when everything breaks just right: this was my night all the way. Nothing against Denise, but not too many girls are going to compete with me when I’m clicking on all cylinders.”

 

Reposted by Archer 8/18/09.

 

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