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20 March 2009 Kristen Bell vs Kate Bosworth

Page history last edited by Archer844 15 years ago

Posted by simguy on 3/20/2009, 12:46 am

 

Before: "My combinations are gonna tear Katie up," Bell promises, flashing eyes daring any to oppose her. "I'll be penetrating and loving it on Miss bag-o'-bones all night. She's got nothing that can keep me off: I'm a power-packed little phenom; she's a skinny bobblehead! It's gonna be ugly fellahs...and so is she!"

 

Bosworth composed...and harsh in her rebuttal. "Word of advice for my opponent: stick to fighting TV - you lack class. I'll admit Kristen's combinations are fierce, but my jab's the most potent punch in this fight. How heartbroken is she going to be when she TRIES to penetrate, only to get held up and poked back by my stick? Answer: VERY!"

 

Kbell in dark green bikini with bra style top; world's feistiest ponytail with messy bangs; small black work out gloves for extra-brisk combos. Kate in midnight blue bikini; hair pinned back off her face; small grey work out gloves for extra precise poking.

During R1,2: Bell pouring in at Katie: just wave after wave of rushing attacks that see KBell swamp the defences, get off in clusters, then bounce away to circle and curve back in. Bosworth a confused beauty: air traffic control in her head all panicked, trying to make sense of the incoming. Kris stutter-stepping; feinting; jabbing; countering; bringing hesitation right hands - every trick in the book to slip past Kate's educated jab. Once past, Bell furious about her business: tearing at Kate's rigid ribcage; beating her buttons; tattooing her face. Kristen all lively legs, swishing ponytail, churning fists. Much of Bell's work swift shoeshining slaps or cuffs - but some of it is ringing work, hurting Kate. Bos coming in second all over the ring - trying to leg away, trying to compose solutions on the fly as Krissy's hurtling velocity proves decisive early.

SLOW MO REPLAY DURING BREAKS: Kristen's hesitation delivery highlighted. She steps in with a big crouch...Bosworth flinches into a counter-crouch, dukes at her brows...Bell sweeps the right hand wide/sidearm to Katie's slender ribs/flank. Slow mo captures the lean meat being dented - Kbell's hard fist biting in, then pulling back along the axis of Kate's left tricep, eventually curling all the way to Krissy's tummy on follow-through. Aggressive, bright eyes from Bell: she knows she's hurting Bos, clearly loving it.

R3,4: Similar in pace and overall look to the preceding rounds...but Kristen's hurting Bosworth more consistently now, breaking her down. Bell doubling up that hook - one in the ribs, one on the jaw: buckling Katie's knees and sending her stumbling. Bell's eyes bright and mean as she pounces in, then stays in to lather away - tic-tac-toeing her way up Katie's torso. Bosworth rocked, stumbling, regrouping: she's often just showing earmuff, tilting forward and clamping her lips tight as Bell ratatatats to the body. Bosworth doing well to keep her feet: several hooks, and one sequence of digging repeat right uppercuts to sternum all threaten to drop her during romping Bell sequences.

R5: Bosworth rights the ship, starts to get the jab on Bell and exact a price for penetration. Bell's velocity slowing just a smidge: Bos able to tap face with her left hand - take a half step back - then slap hooks or cute left uppercuts off the back (right) foot. Bell pre-empted for the first time - forced to crouch-and-roll on her hips, keeping dukes up - much more thoughtful process. Bosworth shiny-faced from Kristen's leather, but looking relatively alert: Kate pivoting, pin-pricking her tormentress, taking the initiative from Bell in the fifth.

R6: Bosworth builds on her good work; first signs of frustrated pouting going on in Bell's concerned face. Jab now established - Kate's looking to lean onto left (front) foot, arch her back and dig up into Krissy's ribs via rigid left uppercuts. One such blow bites at solar plexus - driving Bell off with a pained frown. As Bosworth comes forward, she's deploying a lashing buggywhip right hand against Bell's left flank: Kris shying away, driven to her right...into the path of Bosworth's educated left. Distance, geometry suiting Bosworth now: she dictates, dominates all around the ring.

R7: More Bosworth. Coming forward, she's cautious, but effective - tapping out the jab, leaning into buggywhips, looking for opportunities to gouge left hands up into Bell's sternum. Retreating, Bosworth's equally effective: she can score on Bell, then slide back, luring Kris into costly, rash reprisals that wind up skewered on jabs or checked by hooks. Bell shiny-faced now, constantly frowning: Bosworth touching her girl for points through 7.

R8: Kris changes tack - staying low, stooping to jab Kate's tummy, then sliding back from her: Bell luring Bosworth forward as blondes play cat-and-mouse. Bos clipped by that quick-swat hook of Bell's as Kris leans onto right (back) foot: Bell picked up as SHE tries to press, running into jabs and slappy hooks from Bosworth. Stalemate as the girls bait-and-switch each other...then Bell breaks through with a swift right upside the head, followed by a swattiing left tic-tock. Bosworth unhinged, blinking as she staggers away. Bell doesn't pursue at the bell, but intelligent eyes clearly registering the hurt...with relish!

R9: Bell stomp-feinting Katie - coming in with hesitation right hands or jumped-in hooks: Bosworth starting to field hard, explosive clout as Bell gets her legs and buns into her punches. Bosworth retreating, looking distressed: hard punching to her chin has her gunshy. Kris applying pressure with constant stoop-and-jab routines to opposing blonde's stomach: nice change in levels, punch selections, and distance from Kris.

R10: Bell salts it away, coming at Bosworth on refreshed legs. Oh that maddening ponytail: Bell just bopping and stalking, bouncing in and out - when she's fresh and vigorous like this, she's hard to stop. Bosworth glum - lumping up around her eyes, pinking up at her ribs: Bell's lathering combos clip-clap away body and head. Kristen bold now - even brazen - staying inside when she gets there and simply hup-hup-hupping at Kate until Bosworth gives ground. Bosworth mouthbreathing from the constant rib-work she's taking: she's a beaten beauty by the end - both girls know it. Comes back UD10 sweet - Kristen Bell.

After: Bell normally a sweetheart...but she cruises past disappointed Bos with dancing eye contact and curled lips - prompting an uncharacteristic shove from heartbroken Katie! Officials intervene before blondes can mix it up: surprisingly hard feelings from two well-schooled professionals. "I'm too fast for her, too strong," Kris says in postfight, rubbing it in. "I took her apart tonight, and I hope she remembers that in future - because if I have to teach her ANOTHER lesson? it's not gonna be gentle like this one."

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