Yvonne Craig vs Jennifer Love Hewitt

Cross-Time Boxing #3

Results: Lookout Writing: Archer & GBS

Yvonne Craig: b.1937, 5’4 (1.63 m)

Jennifer Love Hewitt: b.1979, 5’2 ½ (1.59 m)

BEFORE: The great Cross Time Arena is hosting another exciting bout this evening. Yvonne Craig will be boxing Jennifer Love Hewitt. Two busty women will be throwing gloves to see who comes out on top.

Yvonne is wearing a green floral pattern bikini with black gloves and boots with green laces.

Jennifer is in a red bikini with red gloves and boots with white laces.

Both boxers are in their physical primes.

The fighters don’t question where they are or how they got here as is the case with Cross Time Boxing. Craig and Hewitt seem to have a history as their comments are heard from inside the ring as the two come to meet the referee for tonight’s bout Stefanie Powers. Powers is well known in female fighting circles and is greeted very well by the fans. One of her nicknames is KO Powers.

Stefanie wears black short shorts and a striped referee’s shirt.

"I heard about you," Yvonne said to Love as they met in the ring, "you love to smother girls out with your big boobies."

"Looking forward to the experience?" Love inquired in a snotty voice.

"Looking forward to smothering you out!"

"I'm scared now!" Love responded.

"You will be!" promised Yvonne smacking her breasts into Love's.

"Get your boobs out of my face!" cries Love.

"You get yours out of mine!" declares Yvonne.

"That will be quite enough" ordered Powers as she took a firm grip on the right biceps of the two squabbling fighters. "And I have heard quite enough out of the both of you. Now quiet down and keep your knockers to yourselves--at least long enough for me to get through the ring instructions." Feeling the vise-like pressure from Powers' hands, Love and Yvonne subside and come to attention.

"Yes ma’am." They blurted out.

“I’ll still get you for this,” Yvonne hissed under her breath.
“Come and try it,” sneered Jennifer.

“Ladies!”

“Yes ma’am.”

Stefanie went through the standard instructions and the boxers nodded. When that was done, Powers made them tap gloves and off they went to their corners. The bell rang and the bout began.

The two boxers clashed immediately in the middle of the ring. Yvonne landed a big right uppercut which caught Jennifer under her chin. Hewitt was on her heels and Craig went to her head with booming lefts and rights. As Jennifer’s red gloves went up to protect her face, Yvonne smiled as Hewitt’s famous breasts were unprotected. Craig’s black gloves hammered into there and a few hooks to Jennifer belly to hunch her. Hewitt was finally able to get Craig back off her with her own jabs and crosses. The round ended as Yvonne won it widely. She had a few words for Jennifer as the two went to go to their corners. Stefanie immediately got between the two and again admonished them.

The digital scoreboard soon shows: ROUND 1: CRAIG WINS—WIDE.

The second round opened with the two boxers again clashed right away. Yvonne went right back into Hewitt’s breasts and belly with her punches. Jennifer soon adjusts and works some short lefts to Yvonne’s face. Now Craig has to adjust AND NOW BOXING IN A PHONE BOOTH TIME! It is flurry after flurry of punches to the breasts and body of both brunettes. It seems Hewitt is controlling the bout now as Yvonne backs away. Hewitt advances but slowly as the gloves are still coming at one another. The bell rings ending the round. Hewitt wins it closely.

ROUND 2: HEWITT WINS--CLOSE

The next rounds were won widely as both boxers won a round in that manner. The third round saw the two clashed right from the opening bell. More in close boxing as Hewitt’s gloves seemed to be glued to Craig’s breasts. Yvonne nails Jennifer with an uppercut to her solar plexus. Hewitt yelped in pain and went to move back as Yvonne whacked her on her right side and then another uppercut to her cleavage. AND NOW WE ARE BOXING JMD STYLE! Craig soon is drilling punches into Hewitt’s breasts and ribs. A big cracking right to Jennifer’s face caught her by surprise and a left hook to her chin put her on the near ropes. The bell rang fortunately for Jennifer and Stefanie made sure there was no extra circular action as she jumped between the two and ordered them to their corners.

ROUND 3: CRAIG WINS—WIDE.

The fourth round saw Yvonne now looking for the knockout but she got a series of uppercuts to her face from Jennifer. The crowd rises up in seats and noise as Craig yelps now. Soon her breasts are getting tattooed as she is soon on the far ropes. Yvonne tries to clinch but gets drilled to her breasts and midsection. She finally grabbed Jennifer’s arms and held tight. Powers came over and broke them apart and Craig used this to get off the ropes. Yvonne did get in a nice left jab right cross combination to Hewitt’s face but the bell rang ending this round. Hewitt took a wide win in the round.

ROUND 4: HEWITT WINS—WIDE.

Both boxers came out for the next round but Craig seemed to be cautioned as it began. Hewitt tried for another JMD attack but her own JMD’s ate a left hook and right cross to her left cheek combination from Craig. A quick straight right to her midsection causes Jennifer to yelp and try to back away. Craig then nails her with a surprising straight left to her face. Then come to hooks to Hewitt’s pride and joys as she is on the far ropes. Soon Jennifer is trapped there as Yvonne pounds punch after punch into her breasts. Hewitt cries out in pain before Yvonne lasers in another punch to her solar plexus. DOWN GOES JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT!

She is at Yvonne Craig’s feet and now face down after Craig moved to the right. Stefanie gets Yvonne to a neutral corner and then moves in to count over Hewitt. Jennifer tries to rise but only can lean on her elbows as Powers counts, “SEVEN!” Craig smiles wide in the neutral corner watching the count. Hewitt falls backwards to the canvas and Powers, “NINE!...TEN!..YOU’RE OUT”

A loud speaker soon booms and, “THE WINNER OF THIS CROSS TIME BOUT IS YVONNE CRAIG! SHE HAS DEFEATED JENNIFER LOVE HEWITT BY KNOCKOUT IN ROUND FIVE!

AFTER: Referee Stefanie Powers brings Yvonne Craig out of the neutral corner and to the center of the ring. There she formally raises Craig’s right arm in victory. Craig beams for the crowd and cameras as the crowd cheers. Soon she is posing for the crowd and cameras as Jennifer is helped to her feet and back to her corner.

“I hate losing,” microphone catch Jennifer saying sullenly as passes Yvonne.

“Just wait, the worst is coming!” Yvonne calls out and a groan can be heard coming from the defeated Jen.

Soon we see Yvonne Craig in Jennifer Love Hewitt’s corner and dragging her to middle of the ring.

“Let me know how much you enjoy being smothered out,” Yvonne hisses into Jennifer’s ear.

“Just get it over with, bytch,” says Jennifer though her eyes are wide with fear of what she knows is coming.

“Oh, I like to take my time,” Yvonne purrs.

There she wraps her arms around Jennifer head and pulls her into Yvonne’s 34C’s. Soon loud whoops and hollers are heard coming from the crowd encouraging Yvonne and her smothering. Craig holds the smother until Hewitt’s on her knees and her arms are limp. Then Yvonne releases her and Jennifer is asleep as Craig allows her to fall face first to the canvas. Yvonne plants her foot on Hewitt’s butt for more pictures as she raises both her arms up.

“I just love Cross Time Boxing,” Yvonne says to a watching Stefanie Powers as she exits the ring.

“See you soon,” Stefanie says and then goes over assist Jennifer Love Hewitt who is snoring peacefully in boob-induced slumber.

The fans clear as the screen goes dark on another bout in the amazing and mysterious Cross Time Arena.