Posted by Simguy on 3/21/2008, 9:35 am

Before: Tempestuous altercations in prefight—always and everywhere precipitated by Jessica: girls are top-torn and disheveled whenever they finally take the podium. Simpsy with a classic outburst after one scuffle—screaming: “I’ll leave you in the ring like a butchered hog!” as officials are pulling the girls apart. “How mature is that?” Hayden says after one tussle. “Jessica’s this ancient crone—what is she—in her late twenties? And acting like a spoiled kid. I’ll tell you this Simpson—you just brought yourself a tank top. AND a beating!” Jessica huffy at the mic, cheeks red with aggression. “All I can say is bring it on you little tramp. I can already tell I’m stronger than Hayden from putting my hands on her—this fight is gonna be fun! I’m going to walk in, and take her out—easy-peazy!”

Jessica in pink Dukes bikini, white gloves. Hayden in purple bikini top, pale blue-tue-side bottoms with purple strings; white gloves; messy beach ponytail.

During R1: Hayden crouching, pumping her stubby jab, stepping to the left—she’s bopping in and out, showing quick, scooting footwork early. Jessica spanked belly, tits and face by poke—she’s swatting angry right hands back, looping wide lefts in an effort to clobber Hayden upside the head. Spirited stuff—Simpsy’s face twisted in an angry pout—Hayden intense, thinking in there. Down the stretch, Hayden pounds in a straight right to Jessica’s tummy, backing Simpsy onto her heels. Nice insurance hook clouds Simpsy’s mouth, ringing her up at bell.

R2: Jessica charging the ring, engaging almost before Panny’s tool is taken out of her corner: pancaking tackle drives Hayden into her home turnbuckles. Rambunctious opening volley sees Jessica beat Hayden’s tummy and thighs with both fists chugging: Panny gritting her teeth, Covering her head, turning to her right, gives up her left flank as Simpsy plows away early. Jessica scowling—pushing Hayden on her left shoulder, keeping her pinned down: Simpsy warned for smiting right hands wide to Hayden’s back as Panettiere’s cowering. Final minute, Jessica’s fury abates enough for Hayden to slug her way off the ropes. Girls fight about 6 feet out of the Foxfire corner—trading tightly curled lefts and rights out of mirroring crouches—gloves bouncing off blonde scalps and shoulders at bell.

R3: Hayden with that stubby, stabbing delivery beats Jessica to punches midring—punching jabs to Simpson’s face; right hands sloping down to Simpson’s tummy. Jessica driven backwards: she gets her head swiveled by a jolting right cross—Simpsy hits ropes in disarray. Hayden edging in low—pouring straight right/left crisscross punches into Jessica’s gut: Simpsy pushes forward hurt, hugging at her body as Panettiere jams away. Hayden baring her teeth, bodies up, pressing Jessica upright to the ropes: savage crisscross, stamping rights and lefts jam away to jug, pancaking those puppies as crowd goes wild. Jessica weepy, now crossing her arms against her breasts: Hayden stoops, gets back after that tummy crisscross—just a-jammin’ away straight lefts and rights. SIMPSY GOES DOWN! Jessica blubbering, shuddering on all fours—she bravely beats the count, but she’s blinking back tears, hugging her body as red barks 8. ON COMES HAYDEN! Running right hand takes Jess across her hairline, knocking her into ropes; pair of stuffing, straight left hands wedges into jug, then Hayden draws the left arm back, whacks a hook hard to tummy, bouncing the mitt off Jessi’s goodness. Simpsy groaning forward shabby: Hayden reaches in, stacks her up, keeps scrubbin’. Murderous jackhammer crisscross stamps at Jessica’s tummy again, doubling her up: Hayden pushes in, stacks, then gets after jug with ram-stamping lefts and rights. It’s all too much—Jessica bleating, laying on the ropes as Hayden hammers at her—ref steps in and cradles the littlest Krusher to safety. TKO3 in bullying fashion—Hayden Panettiere.

After: Hayden beaming—wonderful comeback from her title disappointment shows off Panettiere’s mental strength as she refuses to get pushed back tonight. “Jessica’s great when she’s coming forward and getting off,: Hayden relates, all grins. “Take that away from her and she’s just a big baby. I got in there all hard, and she melted—I could tell she didn’t want ANY of what I was dishin’ tonight!”

Reposted by Archer 9/16/09.