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21 March 2008 Kristen Bell vs Sarah Carter

Page history last edited by Archer844 14 years, 5 months ago

 

 

 

Posted by Simguy on 3/21/2008, 9:30 am.

 

 

Before: BLONDE! Magazine conducting interviews in separate rooms for these two: tempers running hot and high in the wake of a blistering 10 round draw. “I hate jealousy in women,” Sarah tells BLONDE! “It’s so ugly and pathetic, which is ironic, since ugly and pathetic perfectly sums Kristen up. She did exactly the same thing—get all obsessed with me—when we were hounding Kreuk around the country. We had just about chased Kristin to extinction when Bell took her eyes off the prize and started s getting into it with me. You should tell your readers that if Kreuk manages to regroup with HISC? It’s  all Bell’s fault.” Bell turning red when told that she’s “jealous”, in Sarah’s opinion. “She would think that,” Bell fumes, “she ALWAYS thinks that. It’s true that  when I’m in the same room for 2 minutes with that girl, I want to slap her face—but that’s not jealousy—it’s good sense! Listen, in my opinion, we’re going in the 11th round of a fight in which I’ve already imposed my will. I know how to fight Sarah; I’m going to close her out quickly and efficiently, This won’t go another 10 rounds.” Bell in black push up bra/leopard print bikini bottoms; scruffy ponytail; small black gloves; black shoes with white socks, Sarah in gold bikini; long blonde ponytail with bangs framing face; small black gloves; black shoes with white socks, interested party Kris Kreuk quoted as saying “I love it when Sarah and Kristen are fighting. Seeing them tear each other apart is almost as good as doing it myself!”

 

 

During R1: Kris leaning in on front foot, ticks a tuff right hand short into Sarah’s ribs, adds on with a ringing flurry of lefts and rights to Carter’s slender torso, carter earmuffing up—grimacing, stiffening—she hits ropes, still in earmuff: Bell hacks an overhand right hard to the ear; swings a sweeping left up into breadbasket. Bell hops to her left, spitting jabs, then cracks Sarah a right hand clean to jaw; left uppercut clean to chin; CARTER’S ROCKMED! Sarah spilling wonky to her left, hands outstretched, eyes blinking out S.O.S.—Krissy crouching—weight on the front (left) foot, just POURING on the leather. Sarah hits corner in a fog—desperately clinching at the minute mark: ref pushes Kris back—Sarah scampers to midring. Kris resumes the attack—crouching in on front foot to lead that blunt right hand to Sarah’s ribs: carter eats it, gouges a short, sharp fish-hook left uppercut and a hacking right hand to Krissy’s ear. THEY CHOP AWAY IN CLOSE! Blondes baring teeth, hacking and licking furious lefts and rights—small gloves bouncing off taut bodies, skidding off beautiful faces, Girls trade whippy hooks and BELL GOES DOWN! Sudden ringing blast sends Kris to her rump: disheveled carter screaming down, arms rigid at her side as ref pushes her back. Final minute: Bell rattled, but refusing to give ground—she crouches, fits that short right hand to Sarah’s ribs, then lathers her torso with non-stop batting. Carter grunting, earmuffing up—she’s leaning forward too, but backing up as bell fights back strong from the knockdown.

 

 

R2: Carter wants to box, use her legs: Bell’s not letting her. Bell crowding in, crouching close to fit the right hand TUPP! To Sarah’s ribs: constant body-presence by Kris forcing sarah to stand and slug. Carter dipping either shoulder, carving supple uppercuts: good punch to use as Krissy’s leaning forward—Bell getting picked up clean. Kris pressing forward: wide punches, palm-down cracking against Sarah’s flanks; digging, curling punches underneath, rapping against Sarah’s flat tummy/hard sternum/slender ribs. Carter gasping, but banging back in slender-limbed fashion: straight lefts and rights from her temple-guard, taking Krissy on her face; lathering hooks underneath, lashing against Krissy’s waist; horrid buggy-whip right hand, chopping in above Bell’s left hip. Blistering pace—both girls throwing over 100 punches: Sarah nips Kristen by just the barest of margins. Ref pushes them apart after the bell—girls’ chests heaving, eyes blazing, teeth bared in hate.

 

 

R3: Even when Sarah’s getting off, Kristen’s been coming forward: Bell imposing her will every chance she gets. Rights and lefts strafe Sarah’s ribs, beating her breathless: Carter grunting, backing up, can’t hold canvas against determined Bell. Kris takes Sarah to apron—landing a punch on average every 2-3 seconds in Carter’s ribcage: it’s all too much. Sarah’s legs give a shimmy—straighten—she’s stumbling in fence post holes, clearly broken. Sarah reaching for Krissy’s head, trying to embrace: Bell ducks, shoves Sarah off into ropes, rewards her with a brace of chugging lefts and rights in the body. Carter gurgles forward, hugging her gut: Kristen shoves her ragdoll back into ropes, emerging as bully. Kris on front foot, bounces a rangy left off the body, then doubles the left to Sarah’s overhanging face, stunning Carter. Chopping right hand swivels Sarah’s head—she’s helpless, sagging against the ropes, arms hugging her body as her head comes under torrid attack. Lefts and rights, LEFTS AND RIGHTS--Krissy in wide stance, pasting furiously at Sarah’s hated face and DOWN GOES CARTER! Sarah crashing face-first to canvas, rolling to her back—chest heaving, eyelashes fluttering—IT’S OVER! Sarah can’t get off her back as Krissy leaps away the KO3 victrix.

 

 

After: Bell leaping about, constantly bounding in close to Sarah to get a good look—angry Foxfire officials demand she be pushed back as poor Sarah’s trying to come-to. “Virginie Ledoyen exposed Sarah,” beams a fresh and shiny Kristen in postfight. “Pressure—Sarah can’t handle it—and I just shoveled it onto her tonight. Carter’s finished—we’re all on to her. She can’t handle determined pressure, she can’t handle constant body punching, and she quits when she’s getting touched too much. It’s awesome!”

 

 

Reposted by Archer 10/28/09

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