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21 May 2011 Nadia Bjorlin vs Charlize Theron

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Posted by simguy on 5/21/2011, 9:51 am

BEFORE: Bjorlin at podium - background big-screen shot shows her with foot planted on Theron's upturned butt following their last fight - Naddy can't wait to resume the pose. "I solved Charlize with power before, and I'll do it again," Nadia promises. "She's a true Great Blonde and a strong fighter, but let's face it: I'll eat that up all night long!" Theron unaffected in public, but private reports suggest it's a pretty focussed training camp...nobody wants Bjorlin to go up 2-rip. "Nadia's a one-trick pony," Theron shrugs. "I've fought power before - bigger and better than hers. I'm going to correct this girl, show her how the world really works. Glad she's got her photo of me on my belly: that's going to be a faded memory once I get through with her this time!" Theron in green bikini/baby blue t-shirt twist-tied up under jugs (so it's like a soft cloth bag of breasts); yellow gloves; golden hair smoothed back into tight french twist. Nadia in gold lamme bra style bikini; black gloves; dark hair loose, tangly.

During R1: First minute - CT's legs on show: blonde girl leaning away with hands down, loping clockwise around the ring, making Nadia come up short. Second minute - Bjorlin finds the range, lunging in to catch CT a right hand to chin: as Theron's trying to prep a left, Nadia catches her an even bigger left to chin, sending tremors down both legs. Theron staring in wonder: Nadia bodies her to ropes, gets to work. CT ragged ropeside, face-in-gloves: Bjorlin RIPPING blonde girl to hips and flanks both hands, then carving uppercuts up the middle, trying to part those mitts. Terrible thumping beatdown issued...Theron sluggish, soaking...Bjorlin pushes up off blonde all smiles at bell.

R2: CT unrepentant - hands still at her stomach as she bounces clockwise, weight on lead (left) leg but always poised to dance backward in response to Bjorlin pressure. CT lifting the jab off her thigh, flicking it backhand at Nadia's face...blonde girl baiting her brunette, luring her forward, then catching her a tasty one-two crisp to mouth and NADIA GOES DOWN! Bjorlin's legs give a shimmy, then give way...she's on all fours, blinking in astonishment as CT struts past. Bjorlin beats the count: CT jabs brunette into ropes, gets Nadia's hands up then RIPS her right/left to waist. CT snarling, coming off body via stiff jab up top, keeping Nadia's hands occupied. Bjorlin grimacing, hands at temples...she's suffering to the body, really absorbing big spank as Theron uses her jab to set up lanky blonde body-whack. Bell: Hard stare blonde to brunette...Charlize letting Nadia know that first round was NOT okay.

R3: CT doing it her way - bouncing on left leg while rotating clockwise; flicking out the up-jab from the waist; timing Nadia for chopping rights to chin/batting Nadia rising hooks body and head. Bjorlin crossing arms-against-body while bobbing on the spot - trying to weave her way in close...Theron just too leggy, touching Nadia from long range. Bell: CT's face relaxes into sunny smile...she got to punch, and be pretty, while Nadia could only take.

R4: Ropes - Nadia on top - CT keeping hands up, or cupping Nadia's ears to control her head. Bjorlin's hands pushing at CT's hips, then ripping snug punches right/left across midsection. Nadia hooking her way into CT's breasts - left hand clubbing away on the soft cloth bag of CT's top with a churning, hacking action. Theron grumpy, accepting steady body-punishment while keeping her head protected...Nadia just crowding close, keeping Theron pinned down, staying on blonde torso. Final minute - CT erupts off ropes: rangy, whacking left spanks Nadia's tummy once, twice; left uppercut clips Nadia's chin; short right hand chops chin, buzzing Nadia's knees, putting her wobbly-butt. Bjorlin in trouble, trying to clinch...CT gathers brunette up, twists her into ropes and BEATS HER WITHOUT MERCY! Theron baring teeth - ripping Nadia to waistline right/left, then roaming up top via short right/lefts to sort out Nadia's jugs! Bell: CT pounding away until ref pulls her off...she comes back strong, steals the round to go up 3-1.

R5: Nadia shakes off hurt, roars into the Academy corner to stack CT against turnbuckles: mauling rough-house ensues until ref issues break. Theron roaming to her left along ropes, poking out jabs: RIGHT HAND, NADDY B! Rocketing right over top CT's left punches her head over ropes, then leaves her ragdoll; follow-on left plows to jug; extra left clubs short to jaw and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Theron sprawling along apron, rolling to her back all stunned...Nadia seething, stooping forward to shout incoherent hate at her rival until ref pulls her away. Charlize pulls herself rickety up ropes: swaying 8 for Golden Goddess and HERE COMES NADIA! OH THE BEATING! Bjorlin pushing Theron to ropes: CT groggy, mouth open, eyes lidded, hands chest high, but in loose configuration. Bjorlin grunting out loud as she pops hips, rips fists to blonde waist...blonde girl sighing in pain, stooping forward only to be stacked up anew. POUNDING right hand slap-chops CT's jugs - Nadia getting her back into it, hacking down on the hateful orbs. Pushing sorts CT out, her head wobbling loose: Bjorlin driving in drifting rights to chin, swiveling blonde noggin, leaving Theron reeling. It's all too much: horrid beating body/breasts/head shuts off power to CT's legs...she collapses forward, tummying-down at Nadia's feet as brunette roars in triumph. Bell: Academy corner rushes to gather broken blonde up; Bjorlin storming around the ring, eyes flashing, hair in her mouth as she hammers her way back into the fight!

R6: Theron damaged...lashes fluttering, lips parted...she takes to her legs this round, buying time to recover. Nadia stalking her blonde, patiently cutting the ring off - locating CT via extended left, then ramming straight right hands down into golden midsection. Theron grumpy, sullen, but keeping her distance...Charlize gives away the round, gets herself together as Bjorlin's all grins.

R7: CT: weight on left leg; clockwise rotation; forward body lean...she's slowing her movement, setting herself to punch: she's looking to fight. Nadia pressing up the middle, weaving CT's jab, hunting for Theron's ribs/midsection, pawing for her with either hand. Theron triggering nasty right hands off her shoulder, then popping hips-right to SNAP the left uppercut off Nadia's midsection: brunette grimacing at these savage cuts. Nadia pushing forward, landing the odd looping right to Theron's face: blonde head knocked back, exposing long swan's neck...but golden-brown legs hold firm, keeping CT in position to check-jab and re-organize. Nadia slowly bogging down, growing sluggish...Theron's ripping the left uppercut to body, but also mixing in whippy roundhouse rights to midsection - blonde girl painting away lanky downstairs, to withering effect. Down the stretch, Bjorlin tipping forward, breaking down: Theron starts to find her via right uppercuts to chin, putting Nadia wobbly-butt at bell.

R8: It's official: Nadia's hurt, woozy. Bjorlin moving forward, but tentative - e-z pickin's for rangy Theron as blonde girl gets lanky. Oh, those lashing body shots - snappy left uppercuts and stroking right roundhouses just ripping savage at paunch and ribs. As Bjorlin slows, CT spreads the wealth - sliding in cruel right crosses against bulging brunette jug; clapping wide, open-palm hooks upside Nadia's head. It's all too much...Nadia wobbly butt, stumbling...accumulation of slinging blonde leather finally beats Bjorlin to all fours. CT hands on hips, colour high, sweat glistening under hot lights...she gives a hard-working smile, happy to have Nadia hurting through 8.

R9: CT smiling, steppin' easy to her left, keeping weight on left (front) leg...she's picking her spots now. Nadia busting up, grim-faced: she's turning on the spot, moving her head slowly, but generally AFTER eating some poke. Theron's left jab pinging off the shoulder now, locating Nadia's face or tattooing her breast-tops. Right hands triggering off the shoulder, punching across Nadia's mouth, turning her face to the side all eyebrows high/eyes closed/lips parted...blonde girl really dialing in. And to keep Nadia hurting and sluggish...Theron pouring in heaping helpings of body work - succulent, rangy left uppercut snatched off brown abs; whippy sidearm right roundhouses clapping across waist; tic-toc right/lefts bracketing Nadia's hips as brunette stoops forward in earmuff. Bell: Nadia puffy, blinking, wobbly-butt; CT glances happily over her shoulder as she passes by, enjoying the hurt.

R10: CT with two more minutes of supremacy outside - jab pounding at Nadia's head/shoulders; both hands victimizing the midsection; bolo right uppercuts hunting for Nadia's chin. Bjorlin ragged, but combative down the stretch: overhand right catches CT upside the head, startling her...Nadia able to get to chest/body CT to ropes. Tummy-to-tummy brawl ensues...girls pushing and pulling at each other while trying to wedge in punches. Bell: girls still struggling...ref pulls Nadia away as Theron shouts: "Nice try Nadia!" Comes back UD10, Theron.

After: Theron beaming - waving b'bye at Nadia to taunt her as heartbroken brunette wanders back to her people. "I roasted Nadia to the body - that was the whole key," Theron grins in postfight - scuffed and lumpy to be sure, but glowing with victory. "Tapped her strength, wicked away her power...once I got her tired, it was easy to ring her up some gorgeous face punches. She's fun, you know? Hard-working, try-hard brunette...so cute trying to come forward and be defiant with me - I love it!"