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21 May 2011 Vanessa Hudgens vs Natalie Portman

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Posted by simguy on 5/21/2011, 9:47 am

 

BEFORE: "Thor's got his hammer," Natalie quips as she lifts Oscar up from behind the podium to slam it Odin-like upon the table-top; glint of gold catches 'Nessa's eye, forcing her to glance at coveted statuette... "and I've got mine! 'Nessa's fought her way through our cannon-fodder - she's penetrated the outer ring of HISC defences if you will, but now she's into the heart of the order. You're going to see a big drop off in Vanessa's performance now, because I just won't allow her to freestyle like she has been. Party's over 'Nessa, and you are NOT going to enjoy the clean-up!" Hudgens brazen to podium, winking at Mishy all smug. "I'm going to cut down my third HISC gunslinger in this fight, and everyone knows it," Vanessa grins, eyes flashing. "But it's not just about crushing HISC; I'll be the odds-on favourite to take Star of Summer honors as well, which will slingshot me to heights no flyweight has ever dared reach before. And once HISC lies in rubble, I'll move on to Foxfire, Frontstreet and the rest - conquering and taking until girls start quitting at the weigh-in! You're looking at a flyweight Charlize Theron in the making, and it all begins with the breaking of Natalie Portman!" Natalie in navy thin-strap sport top; scarlet sport-bikini bottoms; small white punching mittens; hair loose (ala THOR). Vanessa in purple sport top; black sport bikini bottoms; small black punching mittens; glossy black hair loose, tangly.

During R1: Smart, classy, uptempo boxing midring. Girls rotating briskly clockwise, triggering crisp left jabs in ones-and-twos, spotting 'em head and body both. Right hands held close to chins, rarely deployed - and when they are, both girls able to slip or block as required. Close, tasty stuff - 'Nessa probably separating herself on the strength of a clawing left hook across Natalie's trim tummy, or tucked in behind the Portman right elbow for points.

R2: Natalie busy about her girl - double jab to the body backing 'Nessa off, allowing Nat to take canvas. Portman closing distance, getting off in combination: spicy lefts and rights challenge 'Nessa's head movement and blocking schemes as Nat's flurries take effect. Two minutes of Natalie pressing the pace, getting off: down the stretch she's dousing bendy 'Nessa rousing lefts and rights when Hudgens counters from the crouch! LOOPING RIGHT HAND, 'NESSA HUDGENS! Natalie smashed upside the head as she's prepping a right uppercut...torso tilts-right; left foot comes off canvas and plants too far right; right foot overcompensates from there, nearly sitting Natalie down. 'Nessa pouncing on spastic Portman: hooking her amidships "CHUP! CHUP!" then hooking her tits "PIK! PAK!" - Natalie staggers backwards to ropes all frazzled. Hudgy steps-to: shoveling right takes Nat sidearm in her belly; stand-up left digs into tummy; chickenwing left elbow pushes Nat back into ropes and HUDGENS WANTS RACK! TORRID slap-chopping rights and lefts suddenly break upon Natalie's captive jugs...Portman slouched in ropes, momentarily amazed...Vanessa claps away for points, steals the round and leaves Natalie hugging her jubblies as ref's pulling 'Nessa off late!

R3: Vanessa pressing now, eager to finish: Natalie frowning, but organized, giving ground behind spitting check-jabs to slow the pursuit. 'Nessa stooping, reaching jabs to tummy; doubling up poke to jug; stepping in to hook mouth. Portman defensive in aspect, but effective - giving as good as she gets as 'Nessa pays tax to comes forward. Down the stretch, Natalie cries out as Vanessa's left thumb nicks Nat's left eye...Portman hurt, turning to her right in confusion, her back to Hudgens. Vanessa stalking, staying behind Portman's left side and batting her straight-arm hooks upside the head! Portman stunned by shots she's not seeing...she stumbles to ropes, rights herself, then takes one of these batting hooks bingo on the chin and SITS DOWN! Natalie all buzzed - head and upper back supported by ropes as the rest of her stretches out. 'Nessa furious - stomping her bare right foot onto Portman's taut left thigh...ref bundles seething Hudgens away as Natalie struggles to climb ropes all ragged and hurt!

R4: Natalie scuffed up...left eye swelling, face puffy, grimacing...she retreats in good order, spitting check jabs, trying to time Vanessa's lunges. Hudgens on the warpath, looking to kick the rest of Portman's buns...'Ness running into poke in the rush to finish Natalie here. Portman pre-empting, then falling off to either side, luring 'Nessa forward, touching her up. Nothing big from Natalie but well timed, well placed shots keeping 'Nessa off balance, stabilizing the Portman front and earning Nat her first points.

R5: Girls jabbing each other without mercy - small gloves chipping and scuffing at pretty faces - then small-bodied battlers get shoulder to shoulder to hup-it-up. Gorgeous, ratatat flyweight in-fighting...girls triggering sudden, chugging bursts - small mitts batting at ribs/tummies before looking to cash in chin. Foreheads rubbing, shoulders bumping...girls alternating head on either opponent shoulder to work the angles. No quarter asked or given - girls deploying clouds of punches to outwork the other. Bell: 'Nessa grumpy, hooks Natalie's tits as an afterthought...ref jumps in as seething Portman won't have it.

 

Posted by simguy on 5/21/2011, 9:49 am

 

R6: Same again - girls will box and jab to negotiate position, then it's in and at the hated other. Lips curl off teeth; eyes blaze as girls push in shoulder to shoulder, batting hooks to paunch, then curling hooks to tits. Short right hands toggle both chins in tight; short right uppercuts help to part guards and keep both fighters slightly groggy. Grim toe-to-toe fighting wanders about the ring as fighters battle in constant contact - crowd roaring as flyweights set a murderous pace. Down the stretch, Natalie giving ground to walk Vanessa into DIGGING body punches - rights and lefts beating 'Ness breathless, then a jolting little right uppercut picks up 'Nessa's chin, putting her wobbly butt! Hudgens in a fog, covering up earmuff...she's helpless on the spot, suffering as Portman plants weight on lead (left) leg to HOOK THE HELL out of 'Nessa's body. Vicious, gouging left hands snatch at tummy, then work 'round the Hudgen's right elbow...Vanessa trembling, cringing forward at the waist as the bell sounds. Portman making seething eye contact as poor Hudgy blinks away how-could-you tears.

R7: Bitter, two-way digging...girls grinding foreheads, bumping shoulders to set up rip-digging lefts and rights in tight hup-hup configurations. Bodies and faces worked over - small mitts taking a constant toll - fighters pushing each other around, trying to break each other's will. And then, half way through...Natalie's hook cuts at Vanessa's liver, paralyzing her, doubling her over with a moan. Portman heartless, loops a wide right hand across Vanessa's exposed back, thumping her to all fours as the ref moves in. 'Nessa bleating in pain, arching her back, trying to get Natalie DQ'd: ref chooses instead to wave Portman back in after Hudgens has gathered herself. Savage stuff at ropes - Natalie atop Hudgens and working her hard: Portman flurrying head and body, then focussing on rack over the last 10 seconds. Hudgens howling in pain as Natalie turns herself into tight little jug-hungry hooks...swiping left hands thump away on 'Nessa's perky goodness as Nattie's 'Packmates leap from chairs for standing O at bell.

R8: Scuffing contact has both girls puffy-faced, tender-ribbed: both fighters quickly negotiating to get back in and work. Rip-n'-dig punching inside sees Natalie slowly work 'Nessa to ropes: Hudgens frazzled, eyes closed, lips parting...she's a wretched little beauty taking a beating at the apron! Midway through - sidearm right to gut freezes 'Nessa with hurt; Nat reloads, clips 'Nessa the right uppercut to face; short-jabs 'Nessa's throbbing tits; drifts 'Ness the short right cross inside and HUDGENS GOES DOWN! 'Ness spilling off ropes, glancing off Natalie's thigh before taking hands and knees: Natalie bellowing down at 'Nessa's trembling back as ref's moving in. Hudgens beats the count, but she's snivelling, hurting, black hair damp across left eye as she tries to rally. Rest of the way a one-sided Natalie Portman beatdown: she squares up ropeside, lets hands go and beats Hudgens into a weary shell by the bell.

R9: 'Nessa all banged up but competing: little LOOKOUT vixen shows she's come a long way by standing her ground, digging in and making Natalie work. Girls pushing each other extended left elbows; working each other's bodies/ribs; picking each other up right uppercuts off right support-legs. 'Nessa looking sleepy at times, her eyes closing when she's laying in cheek to cheek...then Natalie's hooking her gut and bumping her off to get things going again. Portman outworking Vanessa down the stretch - closing the distance whenever there's a gap with a hateful left jab to 'Nessa's left eye.

R10: Same again - little vixens don't know quit - each willing her super-toned chassis to keep punching. Inside it's just digging and scrounging, both girls scouring the other hip to head: outside, you can see Natalie's more alert - hunting Vanessa down via jab-on-face, then getting inside to do harm again. Bell: Natalie crippling Vanessa via slashing hooks in the Hudgens waist: 'Ness crying out, trying to clinch as Nat keeps hips back, keeps batting licks until ref physicall stops the fight. UD10 Natalie Portman in door-slamming fashion.

After: Battling vixens all scuffed and puffy standing side by side: Vanessa grim, expressionless when Natalie's hand is raised. Pack descends to support Portman and heap taunts upon beaten Vanessa, but Hudgens barking right back and getting some LOOKOUT support as stables form-up dangerously midring. "I apologize for not stopping Vanessa," Natalie says in postfight, obviously wanting to claim aftermath spoils, but not getting the mandate to do so tonight, "but I think we'd all agree that she's been badly beaten and seriously humbled tonight. I drew a line in the canvas and Vanessa couldn't cross it. She had her moments - my left eye didn't close itself - but you put an Oscar winner in with a slut, and you'll see class prevail every time. That's the highwater mark for Vanessa Hudgens; that's as good as it'll ever be for her. From now on, it'll be HISC rolling her up whenever, wherever, until she's all done."

 

 

 

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