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22 August 2003 Catherine Zeta-Jones vs Jewel Kilcher

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years, 6 months ago

 

 

 

Posted by simguy 8-22-03

 

Thanks to Ginny for this repost.

 

Zeta J insufferable in prefight - promising Jewel a 'pleasure-beating' - no secret Kilcher's one of Jones favourite delicacies. "I loooove getting on Jewel and riding her down," coos Catherine. "She'll give me rounds, and I'll give you all a thrill - I promise." Jewel coming in very confident despite having had problems with the Welsh Wonder before. "In my book, Jones isn't half the boxer Hurley is, and I was able to get to Liz. Every girl Catherine gets in with has a chance to hurt her to the body and I'll be there. In fact," Jewel grins, turning to look at Jones across the dais, "if you're so sure I'm in your hip pocket - why not meet me on the inside where grown women fight? I don't think you've got the sand." Jones reddening - wondering where American fluffball gets her cheek. CZJ red bikini, Jewel in pink blousy bandeau top, pale blue bikini bottoms.


Rd 1: Kilcher's pre-fight ploy works - Jones happy to shoulder up and sweat with Jewel cheek by jowl. Girls pushing, pulling on each other's arms and wrists, grinding foreheads, swatting and packing in leather to firm bellies, nibbling around the elbows, turning tight against breasts. Good economical stuff - Catherine trying some pushes behind Jewel's elbows to turn her, but the blonde's keeping her feet, outworking the brunette, backing her up. Round ends with Jones' back to the ropes, on the defensive - Jewel jamming her face between Catherine's mitts, pounding away on her trunkline and picking up her chin with a saucy right uppercut, left hook at the bell.


Rd 2: Jones back inside - heavy duty slogging, shoving, walking each other around being done. Jones nifty with tightly clipping punching, turning her torso into shots, laying in with either shoulder on follow through, then catching Kilcher going the other way. Jewel digging in, trying to keep her head on the center of Catherine's chest and work to her midsection - robust stuff from both women. Jones getting the better of it, stepping out to let Jewel fall into the uppercut, wrapping her with the left arm to spin her to the ropes, putting punches together head, belly and jugs.


Rd 3: Catherine doing nice supple work with her right hand - left either dangling when Jones puts that shoulder into Jewel's chest, or leisurely wrapping around blond waist, guiding Jewel to her left. Jones just working with tight right uppercuts and curling clouts, swiping the punches across Kilcher's face and tits, carrying it into the breadbasket, beating her to punches. Jewel working wide to the flanks, playing into Jones' hands somewhat - blonde shining up under accurate brunette fists this round.


Rd 4: Catherine trying to roll her girl up, turns on a curling right with her left at her side, getting sharp spank off Jewel's face - Kilcher taking flush and coming right back with a stubby right on the mouth - Jones takes the step back to look things over. Back and forth - Jones trying to discourage Jewel with heavy, potshotting rights, leaning in to bury her fist in blonde midriff, dipping and coming up with right uppercuts - but Kilcher's walking through it and hammering away in return. Jewel beating Zeta Jones into stepping retreat, guzzling brunette bombs, but coming back with bashing blows up and down both flanks. Down the stretch, Jones jammed up ropeside, hands around Jewel's ears - blonde getting busy as she slashes at straining tummy, looping over top Catherine's outstretched limbs, then turning on uppercuts in between. Jones shipping flush, head-snapping punches on her chin and skull, just standing there - she's hurt! Jewel mops up huge at the bell, cramping Catherine up with a slamming right/left on the stomach, then clipping a tight right hand after the bell, drawing a woozy protest. Catherine staggering to her corner, plopping down heavily - she agrees with her trainer it's time to start boxing Jewel.


Rd 5: Jones dancing to her left - not too much movement, but up on her toes when she wants distance, stepping pretty. Jewel turning midring, not able to plant and work - she's stalking, hunting her brunette down. Jones pumping out the stick - belly, face, chest, doubling it up when executing her turns, feinting and bringing that straight right hand off the shoulder. Jones establishing control, keeps her distance, gets the right fight and pulls back into the lead on the cards.
Rds 6-7: Jones nibbling away, boxing, boxing, boxing. Beautiful footwork from CZJ as she taps to her left, touching Jewel the jab every few seconds, going to work on blonde eyes and chest. CZJ dropping accurate right hands every once in a while, getting firm clout on Jewel's cheek, but blonde still walking through everything and having her moments. Kilcher able to rope the ribcage on occasion, clawing wide lefts and rights around her foe's arms, but she's not having much luck jamming Jones' butt in the ropes for sustained work.


Rd 8: Jewel with a good first minute, using her dormant jab to influence Jones to the ropes, driving in with a hard right hand under Catherine's left breast - brunette forced to clinch as blonde fights to get leather on meat downstairs. CZJ finally able to walk Jewel back to midring for a break, re-establishes outside behind that educated left hand - Jewel really starting to lump up around her eyes as Jones bears down. Final minute, Jones poking stick, sliding back - she's luring Jewel forward and timing her. Kilcher loads up a right hand but Jones beats her to it, walking blonde into a gorgeous, tidy little right as CZJ bends in and down on follow-through. Hardest punch of the night finally shakes Jewel's legs and leaves her adrift for a moment - Jones just pivoting out to the left and smiling, looking over the hurt at the bell.


Rd 9: Catherine at play - showing Jewel the jab, bringing it back low, bending and leaning with her torso make the blonde miss. Jones jabbing high, then stepping in to carry her right hand to the pit of Jewel's belly, stepping back out with a lascivious smile as Kilcher takes with thick, hurting grunts. Midway through, Jones executes the potshot, steps back all smiles and JEWEL RIPS A HOOK! Kilcher catching Jones stepping straight back all cocky - Brit dropped to her bikini bottoms at the ropes in mortified shock as she tips onto supporting elbows, right leg in the air. Jones takes 8, alert and angry - she stomps off the ropes and it's DONNYBROOK! Hard, tight, overhand rights, vicious hooks from both women as girls bend into grazing haymakers, mostly partial, skidding connects as each escapes certain disaster by millimeters. At the bell, Jewel eases up - Jones turns and fetches crotch with a late low blow - all hell breaks loose as Kilcher doubles over with a sob - ref leaps in - Janet J has to be held back as officials try to restore order.


Rd 10: OH THEY BANG AWAY! Midring - Catherine drills Jewel her patented short right hand, bending in and down - tries to come back with the hook but Jewel beats her to it - BOTH women coming away shabby. Back and forth, high risk brawling, but girls doing a nice job ducking into their punches, nobody's able to land clean. Pitch and catch going Jones way though close - she's consistently coming back with her hook in Jewel's paunch and her right hands are straighter, harder, backing Kilcher up in withering trade. Fight stumbles to the ropes down the stretch, Jones starting to put it together - forcing right hands to the belly, rolling Jewel's answering right, and coming back with walloping rights on the chin - Kilcher doing well to stand up to some ferocious Jones punching late. At the bell - Catherine helps herself to a cheap late hook on the chops, putting the right on top and sinking Jewel stunned in the ropes - ref tackles a seething brunette away before more mayhem can result. Comes back UD10 Catherine Zeta Jones.


After: Jewel puffy-faced and punished, but defiant - screaming taunts and insults at Jones as officials work to keep the fighters separated. Jones on her butt and forced to really work tonight - not the pliant cakewalk she was hoping for. Good effort from the blonde - she's making weight consistently, staying busy in the fights, she goes 10 with Jones and gives her some hard spots, ruffling haughty British feathers in the process. "I won the fighting part of the night," quips a bouyant Jewel in postfight. "When we were working in close, breathing each other's exhaust - Catherine's the one who gave it up in there, not me. She's the one who bounced it outside and did her thing with the judges. We both know who got beat tonight, and I hope she shows at the post-fight party so I can prove it!"

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