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22 April 2005 (Partial) Penelope Cruz vs Kelly Ripa

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Posted by Simguy on 04/22/2005

Ripa in scarlet bikini (making weight at 106 pounds on national television)

Cruz in black "Saraha" bikini, ring connections

Small work out gloves, both vixens.

KO2 Ripa

Prefight was worth the price of admission as Ripa delighted in baiting and goading her tempestuous Spanish foe - taunting Penelope by calling her "Peepee" and a "Salma Hayek wannabe". Cruz reacted with typical hot-blooded glares and shrieking epithets along the lines of "Feelthy American PEEEEG!" while members of her entourage held her back. The pressure was on Cruz in this one - humiliated last time out by a virtual unknown and now fronted by a brassy, irreverent blonde talk-show host - Penelope desperately needed to step up and make a statement. The statement got made alright, just not the message Cruz and her people wanted to get across.

Kelly came out swinging and never looked back, putting 4 blistering minutes on Penelope and knocking the china-chinned Spaniard out cold in savage fashion. Kelly never looked better, grinning wildly as she attacked Penelope to the body, then jumped out of range, then hopped back in to club Penelope upside the head. Ripa's mitts tore and dug at Pene's ribs and chin - the blonde twisting to get side to side swipe on vicious, tearing blows from either hand, her fists sounding out a thudding tune on Cruz' wiry frame. Poor Pene was lost from the opening moments - hopelessly overwhelmed, she reeled along the ropes, staring and heartbroken as punches cascaded down in non-stop sheets of leather. During the break, bleeding from the nose, Cruz sat on her stool in shock, eyes wide and bleak, body trembling - finishing her would be child's play for the effervescent Ripa who STORMED across the ring to begin the second.

It would go another 45 seconds or so, with Cruz going out at the ropes and lolling stunned, taking punches off her beautiful face until finally collapsing to canvas. Smug Kelly Ripa straddled her fallen foe, standing in a mock-heroic pose: chest puffed out, hands on hips, grinning for the cameras, taking turns with either foot on Penelope's back to give photographers a variety of looks for their respective magazines. A heartbreaking night for Pene Cruz, who's re-emergence on the US scene has taken a nightmarish turn with back to back shellackings