Posted by Simguy on 4/22/2005

Before: "This girl's not in my class," states Sarah Michelle Gellar for the record, "she just isn't. I'll take Jessica Simpson apart much the same way Kristin did, only I won't be playing slap and tickle with her: I'll be looking to hurt Jessica Simpson. If I have my way, she won't finish this fight."

Simpson anxious to prove the Kreuk result was a bit of a fluke, knows Gellar's a girl in the Kreuk mold skill-wise. "Boxers can't keep me off all night," promises Jess. "Sarah's going to try and wriggle out of my traps, but I'm just too darn strong. Sooner or later she's going to get tired, going to get hurt, and I'm just going to pour it on and finish her!"

Sarah in black bikini, tight battle bun - Jessica in pink bikini.

During R1: Sarah's breasts like balls of yarn - Simpsy pounding jug early, backing Gellar to ropes. Jessica able to come forward, beat Sarah to the chest, bump her off and dig hooks to body - Simpson busy, tidying up, working Sarah Michelle over hip to head. Gellar defensive, right hand at her cheek, left either across her gut or up at her temple - she's rolling side to side, bending at the waist, trying to blunt the incoming. Nothing back from Sarah but the odd breathy clinch - Jessica able to plant her feet, fight off her girl's chest and romp: Simpson's kind of fight and she takes it to Sarah all three minutes.

R2: Gellar gets respect with uppercuts, greasing Jessi's chin off the back (right foot) with carving little right uppies. Simpsy clipped, backs off - Sarah tracks her with stalking jabs, negotiates Simpson to ropes, swipes her tummy a tuff one-two. Now it's Sarah on Jessica, gnawing, digging, plugging away. Gellar off her front (left) foot jerks repetitive little left uppercuts through Simpsy's mitts - Jess stooped, taking on her mouth and face - then Gellar drops the hook down to tuck into Simpson's liver. Gellar insistent, on and at Simpsy at all times, short, shrugging punches tip-tap-tucking away on golden blonde beef. Late the round, Simpsy wilting - Sarah muscles her way inside and puts a hateful scrub on Jessica's bulging jugs, really rasping away with sawing left mitt/forearm and SIMPSON TAKES A KNEE! Jessica blubbering, wobbling to canvas with her right hand in the ropes for support - Gellar STEAMING in satisfaction, knows she's just given the pressure fighter something to think about.

R3: Gellar's punishing second buys her space and time in the third - she goes to work outclassing Jessica midring. Simpsy still hurting, tentative, not pressing or punching in volume - Gellar easily able to see the incoming, slip under it and answer back with venom to Jessica's crowd-pleasing ribs. Sarah right at her cheek, left across gut, pointing the left shoulder at Simpsy and pivoting around it - Gellar licking hooks in under Simpsy's elbows, rifling in short right hands between the mitts, collecting quick-clipping left or right uppercuts off either foot as she rotates clockwise around sullen blonde. Simpsy with her face in her gloves, trudging forward, pawing out hesistant punches - she's shutout, touched up in the third.

R4: Sarah back to that body, but setting it up with uppercuts - she clips Simpson's chin, knowing Jessica will cover up and pose behind her gloves, yielding initiative to Sarah. Blistering, non-stop body work - Gellar not heavy handed, but placing her shots - small mitts tucking into liver, curving up into sternum, digging in behind the elbow. Gellar able to stand more or less in front and get off in relaxed combinations, even going to jug right/left, just rolling her shoulders and clubbing away in there. Simpson grumpy, unresponsive - she's gradually driven back, buttocks sullen in ropes, just tilting forward behind her gloves and sponging up a dreadfull scouring amidships. AND JESSICA GOES DOWN! Tears spill hot down Jessi's too-cute cheeks as she droops gently to all fours, sitting back on her haunches and hugging battered ribs - AND IT'S OVER! Jessi sobbing, unable to rise as the ref counts her out - shocking TKO4 Sarah Michelle Gellar!

After: Gellar finally fighting and winning one of her high-octane slugfests, outpunching one of the busiest girls in the division. "I got a good look at Simpson against Kreuk and I knew the uppercut would be there," crows Sarah in post fight. "I'm a bigger hitter than Kris so I knew I could get respect and then roll this porker up. I brought out the punk in Jessica Simpson tonight - she was WEEPING from my body work. She basically quit in the second - all I had to do was keep pushing her down hill, keep working her, and I knew she'd look for a way out."