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22 April 2011 Natalie Portman vs Hannah Spearritt

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Posted by simguy on 4/22/2011, 6:28 pm

BEFORE: "'Thrilled' would be an understatement," Hannah admits in prefight. "Natalie's probably the biggest name in the division, so for me to show well - maybe batter her? It's a huge opportunity." Portman chortling at the concept of being battered by Hannah - all the way to the podium. "Yeah...I'm gonna get my head handed to me by S-Club 7," Portman snorts. "Not gonna happen - like I need to tell you guys that. Hannah's had some moments - she can fight against the B and B+ girls out there, but come on: I'm a Best Actress Oscar Winner...I've got more fighting poise in my point-shoes than this kid's got in her whole friggin' body!" Natalie in dark-tinted leopard print bandeau bikini; small black punching mittens; long hair loose. Hannah in tan faux-hide bikini top and slashed skirt over black boy leg bottoms; small black punching mittens; short blonde tousle.

R1: Natalie roaming left, then pounding in, letting hands go - batting Hannah's flanks/ears. Spearritt dippin' and diggin' to body, hooking Natalie hard to midsection, bringing mitts back quick, staying compact. Nat staying in the pocket, weaving on the spot, then driving in palm-down straight rights to Hannah's midsection. Nat stalking forward in moving pocket - staying low, hunting for Hannah's body: blonde girl taking hard right hands, rigid hooks. Portman's hands pushing Hannah's out of the way, freeing up the body - brunette hacking and whacking her blonde, outworking Spearritt to bell. Upon separation, Nat fronting on Hannah, shouting: "I'll win this thing in your body if you want! Is that what you want? Hey? Punk?"

R2: Hannah leaning forward, whack-batting hands off Nat's waist right/left: tart, loud body-spank applied. Natalie roaming to her right - Hannah legging to cut off the ring: stern blonde jab/hook combinations punching Natalie into reversing direction. More two-handed whack-whack body attack - Hannah to Portman: Natalie flushed - tummy and flanks pinking up nicely as blonde girl bangs out the minutes. Down the stretch, vintage Nattie P suckering Hannah to ropes: Portman leaning out of range of Hannah's probing right, bouncing off ropes to smite Hannah a chopping right to chin; sidestepping right to turn Hannah's left flank; Outside-in right uppercut picking Hannah's chin up from outside the Spearritt left shoulder; buggywhip right chopping Hannah in lower back, sending blonde girl chest-first to ropes. Spearritt hurt, woozy: Natalie at her with lashing buggy whip right hands, lathering blonde torso as Hannah rights herself, covers up earmuff at ropes. Portman grinning - left hand dangling as she carves and swipes away righty...little Hannah touched tart across her tummy, picked up tuff to head as Natalie steals a Spearritt second.

R3: Flyweights step in shoulder to shoulder, grinding foreheads - wiry legs straining to push forward against stubborn resistance. Spearritt lovely to Natalie's waist - blonde girl lapping right/lefts in all limber and thick, really spanking firm brunette belly beef. Nat digging back receipts - fitting in jagged right uppercuts to sternum; hook-hooking her left hand behind Hannah's right elbow. Bitter back and forth - it's Duran/Leonard 1. Down the stretch, Hannah flashes that Hudgens-beating handspeed: right uppercut nicks Natalie's chin as girls lean in close with their heads; right chops in above Portman left hip; left cuts at Nat's waist; extra left carved wickedly at sternum - Hannah getting in there with a palm-up slice-across motion. DOWN GOES NATALIE! Portman gurgling in pain, legs giving a shimmy...she steps back, takes a knee at the bell, coughing up a tough 10-8 in the process.

R4: Hannah stalking Natalie like a little bully: blonde girl in wide stance, closing on Portman, dipping side to side to lash in whippy blonde body blows. Portman hating it - pretty face pinched tight; elbows in/hands up to block the harm. Hannah rip-digging away - bouncing small mitts off shiny flanks, beating sinewy arms, skipping the odd shot off Natalie's scalp...blonde girl treating her brunette shabby. Portman circling to her right, taking little step outs...she's managing the pressure with footwork and body-leans - twisting and dipping in the pocket to take the edge off. Down the stretch, Hannah well in front...Natalie rolling/blocking blonde flurry on both arms, then leaning in to slide straight right hand to sternum. BLONDE GIRL HURT! Hannah crying out in pain, legs suddenly rubbery...Spearritt back into ropes, face stricken as Natalie goes over to offence. Brunette squaring away: sidearm buggy-whip rights taking Hannah in left hip; double-left hooks digging in behind right elbow, crippling blonde legs. Bell: Hannah weepy, but still standing...Portman pushes in to bull Spearritt into ropes before spinning away smug.

R5: Portman spending several seconds working Hannah's body - Nat lashing away rights and lefts, tucking in PIK! PIK! behind either elbow. Spearritt breathing hard, wincing...Portman pivots-left, pumps the jab, getting to work Portman-style on Hannah's face. Spearritt turning, bobbing, getting tracked...Natalie jabbing off her front (left) plant leg, left hand seeking out Hannah's eyes, cheekbones, mouth PIK! PAK! PEK! Hannah well touched, but stubborn...by round's end, she's weaving close, whacking body right/left, trying to finish up with left shoulder in Nat's chest.

R6: Tight-bodied little fighters turning clockwise, taking turns snap-snatching away on tummies, ribs. Battlers leaning forward over lead (left) legs, biting punches off one another's torsos, then bringing the mitts back quick. Nat chopping away hips and flanks, but also spearing in short, straight, palm-down rights, humbling Hannah's breasts or gouging at her sternum. Spearritt grimacing in pain, eyes wincing tight: blonde girl tuffs it out, ripping away lefts and rights underneath with a limber, whacking right/left action in receipt. Bell: Natalie looks up at ref and helpfully chirps, "She's hurt again, ref - watch her!"

R7: Hannah hangs a lazy jab...Natalie bends inside it, bringing the right hand buggywhip around and into exposed blonde ribs, landing with a hideous KRAK! Poor Hannah! Blonde girl crying out, stumbling backwards to ropes, elbows in tight to ribs. Natalie grinning wide, lopes close, bends in to drag wide right hand to Hannah's leftside ribs again. Natalie in puncher's paradise - looming in close on Hannah - Portman dangling her hands low, just dipping herself side to side to pull her hardest whip-action licks onto suffering blonde and THE REF STEPS IN! TKO7 Natalie Portman.

After: Portman obtains her Oscar, makes sure hurtin' Hannah is forced to see it in her corner - Nat keeping statuette in blonde's eyeline until brunette is satisfied with the demonstration. "I'm in the kind of shape that most girls can only dream of," Natalie reports of her ballet-honed little bod in postfight. "Hannah wanted body-war: I'll take that sh*t all night long. You can't outwork me; you can't outbox me. Pretty much the only thing Hannah could do was decide when she'd had enough