Posted by simguy on 4/22/2011, 10:06 am

BEFORE: Security on high-alert during all prefight events... girls glaring silent daggers at each other, though staying tight-lipped on the details. "Let's just say I'm better than Lacey and leave it at that," Sarah tells reporters crisply at mic. "She's a stubby little loser who's gotten lucky just enough to feel good about herself... but I know the truth. And the truth is I'm going to expose the Lacey Chabert myth once and for all in this fight!" Chabert grinning like she knows a secret in rebuttal. "I'm on Sarah's mind so much, I should be paying rent!" Lacey chuckles in prefight. "She's fighting spooked, and that's never good. I've got her flinching and hinky already, and we're not even in a ring yet! I'm tellin' you guys: THIS is going to be fun!" Lacey in white push up and panties; small white gloves; dark hair loose. Sarah in gold bikini; long low ponytail with bangs framing face; small black gloves. SEETHING stare down: if looks were lasers, both girls would be puddles.

During R1: Wow - Sarah out punching early. Lacey reaching in with her left under Sarah's right arm, but blonde girl keeping her butt back, maintaining some separation and she's just a-WHACKIN' away at Lacey's body. Carter's arms semi-straight as she shoulders in the hurt - whap-whap-whap of lathering body blows sounding out loud. Lacey gurgling, backing away: Sarah flicks out the backhand jab to kiss Lacey's cheek, then slap-chops down across jug via limber right hand. Lacey staggering to ropes, covering up earmuff: Sarah leaning forward again, propelling her arms whap-whap-whap at Lacey's tummy again! Chabert groaning, trying to clinch: Sarah pushing her hands into Chabert's shoulders while keeping butt-back, denying brunette grapple attempt. Wide left hand slaps Lacey's right ear; straight DRILLING right penetrates guard to punch Lacey's mouth and CHABERT GOES DOWN! Pinpoint power drops Lacey to all fours... she's starting to rise when Sarah clips her a cheap, sweeping right across the temple, bringing ref in hot. Chabert woozy, fouled, taking a moment to steady herself as Sarah takes the scolding of a life-time. Resume: Chabert swooning at ropes, showing earmuff... ON COMES SARAH! Carter's face pinched in Lacey-hate - fists slashing and whapping against guard-and-jug... CHABERT'S GETTING SHREDDED! Torrid stuff from sinewy Sarah - limber, whippy shots slashing side to side across Chabert's ample jugs - blonde girl keeping her elbows in tight to body, getting great leverage on the harm. Bell: Lacey blubbering, hugging her battered puppies: Sarah wheels on her heel, drawing that breath-of-blonde ponytail across Lacey's punished face! Carter-maniacs in audience chanting "PON-Y-LASH! PON-Y-LASH!" As Lacey slumps trembling and sputtering against ropes.

R2: Sarah wades in, looking to lean forward and lash her arms against Lacey's body again: Chabert crouching, pushing off Sarah's ribs and banging back! CRAZY back and forth - Sarah's straight-arm lathering spanking away on tummy; Chabert driving in at blonde torso via palm-down lefts and rights, scoring to ribs and tits. Blistering back and forth... SARAH'S BACK LEG GIVES A SHIMMY! Tell-tale wobble in Carter's right leg... she's suddenly discouraged, reaching to tie up around Lacey's head and shoulders. Chabert won't have it - ducking down while pushing Sarah's body, then wading in: stubby, straight palm-down left/rights pounding at slender blonde, driving her ropeside. RIGHT HAND, LACEY CHABERT! Clouting blast turns Sarah's chin aside...  Sarah's face: slack, lashes fluttering, lips pursed... Sarah's body relaxing as she slumps against ropes. Lacey snarling, left hand grabbing ruff around Carter's left bicep, tugging at her; Lacey's right hand chopping in over Sarah's left shoulder! CARTER'S TAKING PUNCHES! Crowd screaming... poor Sarah limp in ropes, starting as Lacey punches her right hands again and again to jaw from in close. Chabert's teeth bared - jugs a-sloshin' side to side as she pounds away righty - just a short, drifting delivery as she holds-and-hits in tight and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Sarah pasted-out, eyes blinking woozy as she goes to knees... Lacey still has hold of blonde left arm, screaming down incoherently as ref moves in. Sarah groggy for the count - wobbling onto right hip, then ROLLING TO HER BACK! Sarah sniveling, hands up above her head... she just can't get off her back. KO2 Lacey Chabert in brutal fashion!

After: Lacey quickly shaking off her gloves, moving in on Sarah, even as security marches to close off the ring under the crisp orders of Jennifer Love Hewitt.

Chabert grabbing Sarah by her heels/ankles, dragging blonde girl to the Jeri's corner like a cavewoman bringing back dinner. Poor Sarah limp - groaning - hands and ponytail trailing along on canvas up above her head.

Lacey jubilant - tossing Sarah's legs down, then giving the golden left thigh a mean stomp just for fun before plowing down atop stricken blonde. Carter struggling, rolling onto her left side: Chabert in full mount, patiently wrestling slender blonde girl to her back, breathing hot in Sarah's face. Sarah crying, getting the left forearm up into Lacey's jugs, fending her off... Chabert patiently wrestling the arm out of the way, once again flattening Sarah to her back.

Lacey securing Sarah underneath. Curvy little brunette snuggling up high on blonde torso, weight on haunches tucked in close to Sarah's sides - Lacey leaning forward to put jug-on-face. Poor Sarah! Carter wrapped up as Lacey cackles in triumph - brunette sliding arms under blonde head so that Lacey's hands grab her own opposite shoulders.

Lacey: "TOO TIGHT!"

Sarah: "Mmmm!"

Lacey's just in there strong - curvy body compact atop Sarah; brawny arms holding Sarah's face tight to jug. Carter's small-gloved hands push at Lacey's fleshy lats - or whap away plaintively in slapping arm-punches across Lacey's back. Sarah's long legs reach up, scissoring at Lacey's backside, but there's no sale there. Sarah's left leg bends up all limber - left foot pushing down at Lacey's brown lower back, sliding along her buns, trying to push Lacey off with no success. Lacey too heavy, position too strong...Carter's legs eventually go floppy, slopping side to side - tummy fluttering as air gets expensive. Lacey smiling, happy in her work, clutching Sarah tight - brunette sometimes with her chin atop blonde head for extra control - sometimes picking hard-working face up to grin sweaty at cameras.

Eventually, Hewitt comes along, picks up Sarah's left leg by the heel of the foot - dropping it down and shouting "One!" Two more times and it's determined that Sarah's asleep.

Lacey opens up a bit - just enough so she can lick Sarah's clammy face and kiss her on the forehead. Then, Chabert looks up and chirps: "Nope - not done yet!" re-snuggling herself in close as Hayden goes apeshit out on the ringside floor.

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