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22 Feb 1999 Gretchen Mol vs Charlize Theron

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Posted by Simguy. Monday, Feb-22-99 20:36:25

Before Critics groan at yet another celebrity mismatch but Charlize is due for a gimme. Wars with Bobbie Phillips and Naomi Campbell, and getting turned inside out by Lynda Carter have Theron looking to reestablish herself. Mol a decent boxer with zero power not expected to finish.

Teal jockeys for Charlize, Pink for Mol.

R1: Charlize as expected takes the fight to the slender blonde. Mol throwing ‘don’t hurt me’ punches, nevertheless paints Theron’s face with smacking right hands. Charlize finally hems Mol against the ropes with her piston jab and begins pounding short rights into the chest of the ingénue. Gretchen groanin’ at the bell, clutches her chest as she staggers to her corner.

R2: Again, Gretchen is able to land clean to Theron’s face, but they are love tap type blows compared to what Charlize is used to. She pushes and bulls Gretchen to a neutral corner and begins slugging with Foremanesque blows to the body of Mol, Gretchen cringing, grabs on, but isn’t strong enough to hold Charlize. Theron shoves her back and the fight loses it’s character as a boxing match. Charlize holds Gretchen’s shoulder with her left and proceeds to smash her face with driving right hands out of a Rocky movie. Mol stunned, is rescued after several crunching blows have her out on her feet. Theron raises her gloves in triumph, but it’s an ugly win to say the least.

After: Charlize didn’t exactly cover herself in glory with this naked slaughter of an innocent, but she proved she hasn’t lost her killer instinct. Bad beating of Mol has her reconsidering her boxing career.