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Before: "She just so...icky!" Hayden scrunches up her nose, like Lilo's bad medecine. "Seriously - she thinks she's this hot queen bee type and she's so totally not. I can't wait to see what happens when I hit her that first time on the chin - those long legs're gonna go all 'boing boing' and she's gonna be all hurt and frightened. It's gonna be cool!" Lohan pursing her lips, glaring throughout Panettiere's diatribe, she lashes back in kind at the podium. "This is going to be a lot like the Duff fight," Lohan declares. "All me, all the time. My fists are throwing a party and Hayden's stupid little face is invited. There has been way, WAY too much Hayden-hype: I'm ending all that. Just because Mish decided to give Panettiere a pass doesn't mean I will. I'm hurting Hayden in this one." Panny in horizontally barred pink, white, red bikini - snug beach bun hair; small white gloves. Lohan in navy bikini top, bold brass ring jug connection - white bottoms with baby blue bars and little anchors; small white gloves; long blonde hair tied back off her face with pretty crown braid. Ring instructions: "Stubby," smirks Lilo. "Slut," growls Hayden. Nobody touches gloves.
R1: DOWN GOES HAYDEN! Glorious right cross tossed off a twitching shoulder-feint suckers Panny - she's dropped to her back seconds in as a hooting Lilo jogs to neutral corner (jugs a-jumpin'). Panettiere gingerly up off the mat, goggle eyed, stunned - TONS of time on the clock as grinning Lilo struts out after the 8. Hayden rocky, sliding to her right along ropes: Lilo hands at her sides, paralleling course, lifting the left off her thigh to jam it into Hayden's chest to measure; lifting the right off the thigh to plow it to face; lashing the hook while shifting to back (right) foot. Patient, strapping, stalking stuff from Lohan - pinning Hayden to the perimeter, prowling after her, keeping her distance. Linds doing plenty of mocking little dance moves, or wobbling her knees in mimickry of Hayden's hurt. Panny rocked and shocked on several occasions, but staying compact, keeping her dukes up, blocking shots and getting under others. Bell: Lilo doing a little shimmy to her corner all smiles - but she gets an earful from her trainer for showboating: "Okay - you embarrassed her - you made your point. Can we get down to business now, Linds? When you hurt her again, you come back IMMEDIATELY to her body, got it? Don't you dare carry this kid - get her the hell out of there!"
R2: Lilo out with jotting lead right hands - pinpoint strikes from her shoulder, straight pokes to Hayden's head and shoulders: fist stabbing out, retracting back to shoulder with piston-like precision. Panettiere moving her head now, bobbing and weaving - stepping in the odd stiff jab: odd to see Panettiere outjabbing Lohan midring. Midway through Lohan's right skids across Panny's ducking scalp: Hayden up out of the crouch hooks Lilo's mouth a clapping blast. Lindsay upright, on her heels, hands down - Hayden pounces forward, driving into a muscular right to chin and DOWN GOES LILO! Lohan's turn to sprawl - face pinched in pain as she shakes off Hayden's sock. Lilo up at 8, swaying at the ropes, blinking prettily as ref checks her out: HERE COMES HAYDEN! Lilo sitting into ropes, dukes at temples, grimacing: Panettiere SLAMMING into ribs right/left, then balancing on her front (left) foot to RIP series of hooks amidships. Lindsay sobbing out, reaches for Hayden's head via the neck-clasp, pulling shorter beauty onto chest. Panny squirming, slam-banging away rights and lefts to Lilo's thighs and tummy - inadvertently swinging low as Lindsay's pulling Hayden's head down. Ref issuing breaks and warnings - Hayden's colour high as she spits jabs, pounces back in, keeping Lilo ropebound. Thudding beatdown, Hayden on Lilo to bell: Linds shaken, blanching as feisty Panettiere does the same little mocking 'wobbly knee' bit that Lohan herself had used last round.
R3: HAMMER AND FREAKIN' TONGS! Lohan snarling, hating that she's been hurt, slugs with vicious, long-armed vigour. Panny bobbing and weaving, answering back in short, sharp bursts. Lohan leaning forward, buggy-whipping her right hand to Hayden's head, then lashing the wide hook while easing weight to back (right) foot. Panettiere timing the lankiness, nipping in and getting off robust to ribs and breasts - tart punches snapping off Lilo's tight torso. Wide ranging back and forth - Panny forced to step out, circle, crouch and work her way in: it's Lilo's lanky leverage and ranginess vs Hayden's ballistic fury. Bell: Hayden tags Lilo a late right to face - Lohan, eyes glaring, slings back hot - ref forced to intervene. BSE corner really trying to focus Lohan - urging her to jab more, keep her distance, force Hayden to make the fight.
R4: Lindsay reins in her temper, becomes more effective. Job one: get the jab out - Lilo finally pulsing out her left hand - chipping it to face, skidding it across scalp, stamping it to chest. Hayden's head movement very difficult to track - Lilo not getting great stick on the jab, but it's keeping Panettiere outside. Lohan keeping the right near her chin, being patient, timing Panny: Hayden starting to absorb punishing intercept-crosses and vicious right uppercuts as she bounds in only to be stymied. Job two: footwork. Lohan starting to lope and pivot to good effect, turning Hayden, steering her with the jab - Lilo's positioning and range causes Panettiere's connects to plummet. Job three: stay cute. Lilo fighting nifty in retreat, often walking Hayden into check-hooks, or jotting straight rights to Hayden's forehead while backpedalling. Discouraging stuff - Panettiere virtually shutout - she's just about out of the round when Lilo rips a glorious right uppercut to chin. Hayden picked up hard, totters, then drops to all fours, shaking her head to clear it. Lohan breathing hard, stalks past, glaring down at Hayden to check the hurt.
Lilo/Panny conc.
Posted by simguy on 11/22/2007, 8:49 am.
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R5: Hayden won't have it: Lohan tries to set up classy, but Panettiere practically bowls her over in a series of first minute blitzes. Hayden so rapid - hurtling in, staying low, getting off in vicious clusters - her little fists snapping and snatching, bouncing off all things Lohan. Linds on her heels, stumbling away, or standing her ground, earmuffing up and grunting as Hayden hammers the ribcage - Panny really giving Lilo what-for. Final minute - Lindsay having some luck with step-outs to create distance, then walking Hayden onto the right uppercut - but there's just too much Panettiere volume. Hayden scrounging for points and at the bell - she chests up and lets Lilo hear all about it: cue ref.
R6: Lilo won't have it. That pinging lead right hand a real menace to Hayden - Lilo poking it straight off her shoulder coming forward, or jotting it to Hayden's hairline during tactical backpedals - stabbing contact punch setting up Lohan's lashing hook to withering effect. Whenever Lohan starts to turn slugger - corner gets her back on track with shouts of "JAB! JAB!" Lilo controlling ring geometry when she does set up with the poke - getting harder and harder for Panettiere to penetrate and work. Hayden checking her own aggression, not blundering into Lohan's counter-right uppercut this round - so Lohan leading more - staying strong and long, circling outside and prodding Hayden for points.
R7: Hayden just won't have it! Panettiere regroups - she's puffy faced, busting up some, but she's still got tremendous bounce - she bobs and weaves her way past Lohan's jab, scoring gloriously to either side of the ribcage with thudding bash. Linds grimacing, shying away - Hayden a murderous little torso-puncher, earning plenty of respect from her willowy foe. Lohan circling to her right, but don't-hurt-me-jab not enough to discourage Panny - Hayden able to double up her stubby poke, close distance and scrounge, scoring to ribs, breasts and jawlines as Lohan's backing away. Round finishes up with Lohan's back to ropes - she's got Hayden neck-clasped - heads're in close as Panettiere's dutifully bumping tummy with shoulders rotating/fists churning. Neck clasp is illegal, so Hayden smokes Lilo a late right hand to paunch in retaliation - bringing in the ref. Both girls bitterly complaining about the other's conduct as official doles out warnings.
R8: Hayden pushing her way forward, but it's expensive - Lohan slowing the assault with her jab, ringing Hayden up all kinds of right hands, then sidestepping-left around a wide, lashing hook. Lohan using one-twos to the hairline to get Hayden covered up, then Lilo's sinking in a brutal left hook thick n' strappy behind Hayden's right elbow. Panny very strong bodied, but these are withering blasts, crumpling her and taking her breath away for moments at a time. Lohan easing in, out and around, controlling more of the tempo, dictating more: by the midway point, Lindsay's clearly taking Hayden apart. Right uppercut clips HP, picking up her drowsy face - eyes shut, eyebrows arched high, lips parted 'O'. Hard right crosses slanting in and down off feints or quick jabs - turning Hayden's head aside. Lashing hooks thick to hip or clouting/bouncing off scalp - Lilo pivoting nicely around these shots, constantly changing her angle. Down the stretch, it's all too much: Hayden eats a murderous right uppercut on her chin, then a sloshing right to her cheek as Lilo reloads quick: Panettiere wobbles to her right then sits down sadly on her right hip. Hayden forlorn, weepy: Lohan stalking past blurts "STAY DOWN!" with a warning tone.
R9: Busted up Hayden brave - she shakes off the ref, grimly rises to face more Lohan. Linds on top with a brace of pulverizing jabs - splitting Hayden's lip, knocking her head back - Lohan pivoting left as she pokes away, really breaking Hayden down. Where the jab leads, right hands follow - lancing, shafting blows sliding across and smashing Hayden's head aside. Hook? Thick, cranking beauties taking Hayden in her midsection as Lohan arches her supple back, getting her hips into the delivery. It's Lindsay extending on her shots, getting off with good balance, putting her jug into it - really pasting Hayden from middle distance. Terrible, methodical strafing bombardment shells Hayden stoopid - a minute in and she wobbles to all fours, breaking down into exhausted tears. STILL Panny rises - Lohan's lips parting in disbelief, but she steps-to after 8, determined to end Hayden's night. Big breath Lohan, then she's lashing away - Panny sitting into the ropes, earmuffing up, getting shelled. Busy left uppercuts scour at Hayden's guard - 1, 2,3 - finally straightening her up: Lohan pours in the right to chin, clouting Hayden out on her feet. Poor Panny swooning, but too sturdy-legged to go down - her hands droop out and down to either side as she tilts forward, facing drowsy into a torrent of Lohan leather. Ringsiders screaming for it to be stopped - Lindsay just pasting away rights and lefts on Hayden's face and REF STEPS IN! TKO9 Lohan has Lindsay bellowing in triumph.
After: Panettiere never braver, outgunned tonight by her rangier foe, but sending a good sturdy message for the future. Hayden badly busted up, getting salts on her stool, when mean-girl Lindsay pushes in, right hand grabbing Panny's left wrist and yanking her up off her stool. Hayden blubbering woozily - Lohan tugging her by the wrist VERY roughly, taking her back to BSE corner. Foxfire suits shouting "What the hell?" at BSE guys who just shrug - Lindsay's rampaging out of control, putting her foot on Hayden's throat here. Lohan giving Panettiere a good shake while shrieking at her, then stepping in behind her, fingertips tapping at Hayden's brawny underarms. "Up!" Lohan commands - prompting Hayden to lift her hands up over her head in surrender. Poor Hayden standing there awkward and lost, hands up, crying and snivelling: Lohan snarling - shouting at booing ringsiders and gesturing to Hayden: "I did this! Check it out! TOTAL OWNAGE!"
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