BOXING ON THE BEACH

Posted by Simguy on 10/22/2008, 12:12 pm.

(A couple of weeks after Minnillo. Laura virtually unscathed following Vanessa, needs to time to recover).

Before: Burke a beach legend—Laura not anticipating a repeat of her Vanessa Minnillo whitewash. “Certainly not,” Laura says, shaking her head. “Brooke could fight FCBA PPV—she’s no one to scoff at. She IS a little older than me: I’ll be looking to the body of hers, get into her legs a bit. I’ve got a whole range of punches that I didn’t get to use against Vanessa because—you know: stopped her in two. But against Brooke, I’m definitely going to need more variety.

Brooke b busty and lean all at the same time; gorgeous brunette sees young blonde comet in the sky, determined to resist the extinction-event. “Girls like Laura have been coming at me for years,” Brooke shrugs, doe eyes suddenly hard. “They get broken and sent back to their mommas. I’ll punish this girl in ways she never dreamed possible, You don’t come to Hawaii, push your weight onto Kiana Tom’s promotional turf and not get taxed: Laura’s got this coming.”

Vandervoort in royal blue bikini with artsy line-drawing fish and aquatic flora in white; white gloves. Brooke in white string bikini, hair loose expresso ringlets; white gloves. Regulation ring outdoors—beach n’ bleachers—mid-dat. Borth girls tanned, glistening in the sun.

During R1: Brooke: chin tucked behind right glove; right glove stacked atop left glove at her chest; she’s crouching-in on Laura. Vandervoort showing legs, rotating left; she’s pumping left jabs to Brooke’s forehead, working the hairline. Burke bobbing slightly, taking the edge off poke, patiently stalking: by the midway point she’s timing Laura with sudden overhand rights, bending down to pull them onto blonde jaw. Vandervoort well-smote: she goes flat footed, answering with rangy right uppercuts and a slappy left hook. Torrid stuff down the stretch—busty lasses showing bikini jug-slosh as they bare teeth and simply strap away, taking one another’s measure in glorious toe-to-toe. Beach audience hooting in appreciation early as seething beauties are separated at bell.

R2: Brooke advancing with the hand-stack/chin tuck formation—dipping down under Laura’s jab; jabbing back at blonde midsection. Minute in, Brooke with well-timed overhand right smites Laura’s jaw overtop blonde jab: Vandervoort staggering to her right, momentarily shook. Left hook Brooke Burke—BB swinging it up and around from her hip, clouting Laura across her mouth, further dazzling young blonde. Walking barrage of short, pounding rights and lefts takes Laura to jug: she’s bumped all the way to ropes, then further jug-drubbed as Brooke crowds in, working. Laura clinches to a chorus of boos: beach crowd prefers to see girls slug off the ropes than wait for ref’s break, Vandervoort steadying herself behind long jab: more boos as blonde boxes for time, getting her legs back, Burke stalking young prey—veteran brunette’s the clear aggressor through 2.

R3: Vandervoort trying to jab: Brooke timing it mercilessly—routinely answering with looping rights to jaw, then cleaning up hooks. Laura backpedalling, looking a little loose: she’s been chin-tested, starting to break down. Second minute sees a very brazen Brooke waling Laura down, daring her jab and trading the right hand for poke: Vandervoort wilting, hits ropes in distress. Final minutes sees Brooke square away, get work done. Burke with dukes at chin as she dips-and-hooks to start her sequences, then cleans up with short, clouting rights and lefts in clubbing flurries. Laura battered about her head, shoulders and breasts: Burke taking the time to hook Laura’s puppies, just because.

R4: Vandervoort lumping up—changing tack. Brooke’s figured out blonde jab, so Laura starts the right hand instead, drilling lead rights up the middle to set up lanky hooks. Brooke well-smote to face, but proving rugged: she’s taking, answering hooks and right crosses in bang-bang exchanges. Spirited stuff as Brooke walks through Laura’s punching to trade: Vandervoort giving ground, circling, trying to hurt Brooke to back her off. Midway through—right uppercut Laura comes from too far out: Burke with a short pre-emptive right toggles Vandervoort’s chin, beating her cleanly to punch. DOWN GOES LAURA! Pretty blonde head-swivel—Laura punches to her back: Brooke struts past forcing steamy eye contact as woozy Vandervoort props up on elbows, gives head a  shake, Laura beats count, comes off the canvas brave: final minute sees rousing trade as Vandervoort slugs-with, denying Brooke a rout in furious toe-to-toe.

R5: NOW we’re beach fighting: Laura’s abandoned the jab, looking to own Brooke woman to woman. Vandervoort snarling, baring teeth: she’s getting emotional eyes blazing with Brooke-hate. Burke cooler, calmer: she’s slipping in under horizontal blonde haymakers, coming back with shorter, sharper one-twos—outscoring Laura early. Vandervoort calms down halfway through, resetting herself with hands up, elbows in. Final minute a more deliberate, more patient trading of blows. Burke punishing svelte blonde waist/hips with spanking left/rights. Laura absorbing these blows on purpose, then coolly picking Burke up little fish-hook left uppercuts—always keeping the elbow in on delivery. It’s Brooke’s round, but she’s backing up late, starting to mouth breath as lanky blonde tightens up stroke, starts to slug with efficacy.

R6: Laura settling on one look: hands up, elbows in, patient-stepping footwork. Vandervoort dropping a short, hammer0-style jab onto Brooke, then bringing mitt back quick as blonde’s leaning forward: Burke unable to counter up top without being blocked. Brooke taking what’s offered—the body; going there with rich, robust rights and lefts—teeth bared, breasts swinging side to side as either of her arms shivers upon contact. Laura wading into this, willing to soak on her waist for the chance to clip short left uppercuts or drop chop right hands onto Brooke’s face and breasts. Laura starting to make inroads, punishing Burke’s jugs in reprisal for Brooke’s earlier grandstanding. Down the stretch, Burke maybe steals the round with a series of brutal, swinging right roundhouse delivered against Laura’s left flank, Blonde grimacing, unable to answer: she’s just cringing forward behind her mitts, seriously thinking about taking a knee at the bell.

R7: Brooke Laura to the body last round: veteran gets right back in there with vicious right round punches and dipping, digging left uppercuts, Laura grunting early, squinting eyes squeezing out tears, but she won’t punk: blonde continues to clip away, licking those short, clipping uppercuts, right hands and hooks as Brooke’s opening up downstairs. Burke’s form showing cracks: head lolling when she’s chin-checked, mouth open—but she’s trudging forward, feeling Laura weaken. Vandervoort’s face pinches in agony: Brooke’s breaking down long blonde body with determined lumberjack whacks. Near the Vandervoort corner late—Laura backing up in trouble—Brooke pressing her, Vandervoort shudders under a pounding volley of lefts and rights tickets for her waist and breasts. Laura answers—suddenly, and with fury—popping hips-right, curling a rangy hook in a rising arc through Brooke’s chin, finishing up with fist at Laura’s right cheek. DOWN GOES BURKE! Thunderclap whack brings both Brooke’s feet scooting forward—dropping her hard to her back—head bouncing off canvas. Burke, a helpless beauty—face pinched in ringing agony as she lies on her back, stunned into numb compliance, Brooke can’t beat count—glorious one punch KO7, Laura Vandervoort.

After: Vandervoort collapsing into arms of trainer and associates young blonde pushed to her limits tonight—maybe only had a minute more or so of resistance left in that sinuous young body as Brooke’s thudding torso attack very nearly got the job done. Burke out for many, many long moments: perfect, rangy lick just switching the buxom brunette off and turning her into a sudden, shellshocked loser. Some cheek from Laura in

postfight as she brazens to the “Beach Beat correspondent: “Tell Kiana I love Hawaii!”

Reposted by Archer 10/1/09.