Posted by Simguy on Saturday, 22-Apr-2000 15:08:12

Before: Bitter rivals lace ‘em up again--Jewel generous to most opponents, but frank and open about wanting to knock Britney out. Spears dismissing Jewel’s right hand. “Can’t hurt what you can’t hit,” says  confident Britney. TIGHT white turtleneck cut off beneath the breasts, white aerobics briefs for Britney, matching look in teal for Jewel.

R1: BANG! Jewel times Britney’s lunging attack perfectly, getting her body behind a short right hand on the face that nearly decapitates Spears to start the bout. Spears badly hurt, eyes wide and vacant, reels around the ring as Jewel hunts her down. Final minute sees Jewel batter Britney purgation the ropes, Feasting on the younger blonde’s breasts with tough, tight right uppercuts as Spears hunches forward, Vicious left hook tears into Britney’s liver with seconds left and Spears sinks to one knee in anguish. Huge opening round for Jewel who takes Spears’ legs out of the equation for the nonce.

R2: Spears flat footed, hurting, is a sitting duck as Jewel bodies up has her grinding way with her prey. Spears just covering up and taking, arms getting hammered numb, body suffering full blooded right hands that land lie baseball bats on wet clay. Spears rolling with punches, using her supple upper body to absorb punishment, but she breaks down ino tears at the bell after another bad beating from Jewel this round.

R3: Jewel continues to hunt Britney down, but Spears finally regains the use of her legs and begins to do her thing. Holding her hands low, Britney hops in, slinging the right hand into Jewel’s body, then bouncing away before Kilcher can react. Spears mouthy at the bell, urging Jewel to quit while she still can.

R4: Britney in command, embarrasses Jewel with overall agility, athleticism. Jewel hunching forward, shrinking the strike zone and covering up, but Spears leaping in with those slinging right hands from well behind her body is making beefy contact with Jewel’s midriff. Spears very crafty, apparently sliding back outside, but leaving a fall away hook on Jewel’s mouth as Kilcher comes out of peek-a-boo stance. Britney shutting out her rival, pumps her fist to the crowd at the bell.

R5: Jewel not losing her composure, continues to come forward, utilizing the hook to Britney’s ribs to slow the blonde, then leaning in with that shattering short right hand as Spears tries to lean away. Midway through the round, Jewel has Spears hopping along the ropes, and Kilcher steps in, hooks the mouth with the left and comes over with a crashing right  to spin Brit’s head and send her thudding to the canvas. Crowd roars as Britney lolls on the apron in pain, but she climbs the ropes to take 8, Blistering beat down from Jewel as she traps Britney in the corner and works her Frazier-style, pushing and palming in rhythm, ripping vicious left hooks to the waist, clubbing right hands up into Britney’s breasts. Spears crying from the jug mugging as Jewel pounds away to the bell.

R6: Another bruising shutout from Jewel who is definitely happy in her work. Kilcher pressing Spears up against the ropes, then pulling back to hammer one-twos to that little brown belly.. Spears with her arms in, sways forward and back, trying to evade hooks, but Jewel’s swarming pressure is effective. Spears lumping up around the left side of her head, and her ribs are aglow with hurt at the bell as Jewel stomps back to her corner.

R7: Britney back at mid ring where she can be most effective, dances around Jewel, lifting the lazy jab off her hip to toy with Jewel’s eye or breast with stuffing impacts. Kilcher impatient, gets caught reaching, and Britney with a savage counter right hand over the hook sends tremors down Kilcher’s legs. Jewel’s feet square up reflexively and she nearly takes a seat, stumbling straight back across the ring to hit the ropes. Britney with a running right hand to the belly, doubles  Jewel over, and the fight gets chaotic as bodies reel, arms flail, feet are wrong, technique is abandoned. With seconds left, Jewel tries to fight her way out of the corner and walks into a sneaks Spears right uppercut as Britney twists into the punch. Jewel staggered, but saved by the bell as the ref leaps in to prevent the late hit from Brit.

R8: Britney back in control with her rubber-bodied boxing--left hand low, shoulder turned towards Jewel, right hand tucked in tight at her chest. Britney lifting jabs, fading back from Jewel’s right hand, then twisting into the right hand counter to pound away on Kilcher’s beautiful eyes and face this round. Moving in and out, pawing the jab--Spears never better as she outclasses Kilcher this round with slick potshotting action.

R9: Jewel staying composed, tight defense, weaving under Britney’s open-handed jab, finally gets her opening as Spears misses over the top with the slinging right. Jewel dips left, and torques the comeback left hook, bashing Britney across the mouth and leaving her stupefied. Spears helpless as Jewel wades in, and Kilcher sets up over Britney’s right shoulder, pounding short right hands into Britney’s tits, cruel left hands into her kidneys, More tears flow as Britney can’t take the abuse, and she is beaten like a naughty step child in a lonely neutral corner.

R10: Britney’s legs shot once again, Jewel has no difficulty bodying up and bullying Spears into the nearest corner. All Jewel as she leans in on Britney, palming up on the girl’s shoulders, constantly heaving Britney up to take the beating to the body. Spears just rag dolled, curvy legs trembling, buttocks on the turnbuckle, holding her gloves at her face as Jewel helps herself to belly, ribs and breasts. Fight ends as Jewel falls in love with the left hook, bashing it over and over in behind Britney’s right elbow until the youngster cries out. Bell sounds as Britney sobs--Jewel finally cracking a smile and thrusting her mitts in the air. Well-deserved duke Jewel Kilcher.

After: Stunning reversal of fortune as Spears gets derailed. Jewel illustrating textbook way to hard, hard punches to the4 head--Britney down twice and badly hurt on several occasions--as bad a beating as she has ever taken. Jewel ecstatic wit the win, admitting Britney showed heart in not quitting, but equally quick to point out that Spears couldn’t take the punch.

Reposted by Archer 8/5/11.