Posted by Simguy on 04/23/2005

Before: Packard campaigning brilliantly at bantam, notching names like Hu and Dushku on her belt - but she's had unexpected setbacks at 110. "A lot of girls at 110 carry a bantam punch," says Packard by way of explanation. "Mish is one of those - she's KO'd a lot of bigger girls, so I'm going to have be on my toes. Williams isn't much once you get past her offence though - I've got too much versatility and skill for Mish and I'm looking forward to putting her in her place."

Williams fresh off clubbing brassy newcomer Elisabeth Harnois "like a baby Harp Seal" - she's champing at the bit to get back in the flyweight picture. "Packard's a joke," shrugs a brazen Mish in prefight. "Whatever game she used to have has left her a looong time ago. My plan? I don't have no stinkin' plan - I'm going to punch her until she stops moving - that's my plan!"

Mish in zebra print twist tie halter top, black trunks - Kelly in black bikini.

During R1: Mish rushing at Kelly...and running face first into that educated Packard jab. Kelly fighting tall, disciplined, being first with the stick and pounding it to Mishy's face, then stepping to the side, allowing freight-train Mish to crash on past. Packard rifling sharp, straight punches, rotating clockwise, bouncing both fists off Mishy's face and pate: Packard turning over that back ankle prettily, drilling combos off her front foot - great pinpoint punching at a distance. Mish relentless, but unproductive - she's sent back to her corner shutout, shined up after 3 clinical minutes of Kelly Packard precision.

R2: Mishy charging the mound like the first round never happened - Kelly sticks to her knitting: poking, intercepting, stinging. Williams swinging, missing, rushing on past Kelly as Packard sidesteps and pivots - Kelly always balanced, dukes up - she's a complete contrast with her professionalism and poise versus Mishy's reckless abandon. Midway through, Williams eats a brisk one-two off her face, steps in and cudgels Packard a right hand behind the ear. Kelly's front leg stamps down, knee locking up - she waves a weak right uppercut, eats a bludgeoning right on the chin and a hook on the temple as she totters back into ropes. Mishy storming the gates: looping right hand on the temple, shoving left in the neck to prop Kelly up and another sweeping right to the skull. Packard staring, getting brained - Mishy piles into pelvis with a flurry of chugging lefts and rights, heartlessly pounding as much trunk as belly, crumpling poor Kelly forward. Mish a-chugging, thumps her way into Packard's pleasing jugs, roughly bumping Kelly upright against the ropes - Packard groggy, uncomprehending. Bashing right hand smashes Kelly's face to the side - slapping left and another hammering right belts the mouthpiece off Kelly's teeth - she's just slumped in the ropes, hands at her chest, helpless as Mish breaks out the baseball bat. Lefts and rights - crowd screaming in horror as Packard's helpless face is clouted back and forth, back and forth - Mishy pouring herself at defenceless blonde victim until referee intervention. Shellshocked Kelly P all busted up, bleeding from the nose - savage TKO2 Mish Williams.

After: Mishy recounting the feel of her fists on Kelly's face with animated swinging motions for BLONDE! mag reporters - Williams pumped by her hard-charging win. Packard a woozy wreck in the wake of Mishy's concussive assault, being tended to in her corner. Bubbly Michelle bops into the Packard corner for tribute, hugging moaning Kelly off her stool and packing her upright on the turnbuckles, laying atop Packard with a satisfied smile for a moment before mounting the ropes. Mishy beaming, left fist clenched in the damp mop of Kelly's hair, right hand thrust skyward as flashbulbs burst. Poor Packard snivelling, face pushed to the side by Mishy's oppressive belly: doesn't paid to go out KO2 to Michelle Williams.