| 
  • If you are citizen of an European Union member nation, you may not use this service unless you are at least 16 years old.

  • You already know Dokkio is an AI-powered assistant to organize & manage your digital files & messages. Very soon, Dokkio will support Outlook as well as One Drive. Check it out today!

View
 

23 January 2001 Title Ch Kiana Tom vs Jaime Pressly

Page history last edited by Archer844 13 years ago

Kiana Tom.jpgJaime Pressly 1.jpg

 

BOXING AFTER DARK

Unified Bantamweight Title

Posted by Simguy on 1/23/2001, 10:55 am.

Before: Battle of so-called “Dangerous beanpoles” both girls generate tremendous lanky power from wiry physiques, both can be hit and hurt. Pressly with the dancers mobility, but she’s a bit of a walk-in girl--can she discipline herself to give Kiana a moving target, while still delivering enough payload to win rounds? Can Kiana turn this into a boxing match where her skills are probably more sophisticated? Tom he bigger girl, but Pressly very comfortable at bantam--most feeling “portfolio weight” (as the models say) was killing Jaime down at flyweight. Kiana in black twist tie sports top, red boy cut shorts, Jaime in grey stretch tub top, grey cotton stretch aerobics briefs, fightin’ braid.

During R1: Kiana boxing early, moving to her left, showing Pressly the hissing jab from the hip, Midway through--Jaime bounds, in feints to Tom’s belly then twists into a short catspaw hook on the jaw and DOWN GOES TOM! Kaian on all fours as Jaime jumps away with a surprised smile--Tom all shook up. All Jaime the rest of the way as she circles, reaches into Tom’s gut with the left jab, circles, reaches into Tom’s gut with the left jab, circles, jumps in lead right hands off the brow of the champ to bell.

R2: Jaime continuing to measure Tom, touching the Asian’s midriff with the long jab, then wheeling away to keep Kiana’s feet shuffling. Tom jabbing down at Pressly’s head and shoulders, right hand coiled. Even tactical round until late when Jaime skips to her right, stops, feints the right hand to the body, twists into that biting left hook and DOWN GOES TOM! Kiana scooting to her backside--clearly in shock--Jaime nodding, smiling as the crowd roars--she’s found the punch against the champ.

R3: Jaime builds from the legs up--constant circular motion, high tempo--Tom following, hands up, Pressly stopping to stuff in that jab to the stomach or bra--touches are adding uo to the body as the punches are stuffer than they look. Midway through, Pressly shows her agility--sticking in the jab to the trunk line, jumping away from the right hand counter, and NAILING Tom over the top with looping right on the eye that puts the champ wobbly butt. Pressly with some chap practice down the stretch, hooking Tom’s crotch, then elbowing a groaning champ across the jugs as Kiana falters in pain. Another round to Jaime--big.

R4: Jaime bouncing to her right, stops, feints the right hand, Tom drops her guard--Pressly writhing her body into another chopping left hook and TOM GOES DOWN! Kiana just not seeing the shots--Pressly in wide stance, slinging lefts and rights an battering Tom up against the ropes--wide blows slash across the tight belly, drub across the breasts or send sweat from the head as Tom takes a beating and KIANA GOES DOWN AGAIN! This time taking a knee to escape the pressure, Tom ALL busted up--sloe eyes swelling badly, bleeding from a cut at the hairline, breathing through her mouth. Pressly backs off and is content to chip away the rest of the round--using her lkegs to circle and change directions, snapping her punches back to her chest on follow through she’s always in position to punch. Shutout Jaime Pressly.

R5: Jaime humiliating Kiana with speed this round. Pressly up on her toes, dancing side to side, fists at her chest--she’ll crack Kiana upside the head, snapping the punch back to the ready position at her chest and move out of the way before any receipt. More jabs to the belly--Pressly using them to keep something on Kiana when she’s not otherwise attacking and just isn’t responding. No jab from Kiana, no adjustments--the stunned and battered champion is blundered flat footed after her nimble foe, taking a beating through 5.

R6 Hey--shutout Kiana. Magical thinks happen when Tom jabs. Pressly can’t get her offense on track and she can’t get into position to crack that short hook. Kiana walking Jaime down, pounding the stick through the guard, has the blonde in retreat this round--Pressly not fighting well in reverse.

R7: Jaime answering back with some juicy chips to the crotch, hobbles Kiana early--Tom’s cries of outrage falling on deaf ears as the ref lets it go, Pressly working with a cruel little smile, getting brave as Tom hunches forward--leaning in to lick at the champ’s bronzed sides with smacking wide lefts and rights. Elbow on the mouth as Jaime steps away to resume her outside attack. More jabs to the belly, more lead right hands, more lead right hands, more movement--it’s becoming a nightmare for Tom as she  staggers forward most of the round--getting touched downstairs when her guard is high, getting nailed on the jaw when she drops her hands.

R8: Crowd booing as Jaime steps up to the plate with a flagrant 3 hook series between the legs--Kiana crumpling into the blonde with a sob--Jaime walking her prey to the ropes for more abuse, Jaime with liberal use of the left elbow, using it to push Kiana back, setting up the overhand right, or just barking it against Tom’s mouth as the Hawaiian bends over her legs. Tom seated on the ropes, feet out wide--she covers up and takes to her body, takes to her face as Pressly mauls her in another round of heartless blonde cruelty.

R9: Jaime a little careless--Kiana showing her remarkable durability, fighting on through the pain and landing some hard right crosses this round to back the blonde up. A little more of this earlier could have changed things--Pressly giving ground when she’s hit, hands are low--a fresher Kiana Tom could have taken advantage. Tom takes the round Jaime rests up for the finish.

R10: Jamie with spring legs, circles, pokes the jabs, steers Kiana early, then jumps in with the feint to the body, quick left hook on the chin and Kiana staggers away with staring eyes. Jaime stalking forward, hands at her sides--she steps into a slinging right hand on the teeth to sprawl Kiana at the far ropes and the beating is on. Tom with nothing left but pride, puts up a shoddy defense, mitts pathetically at her temples as Pressly takes what she wants. Jaime’s wiry arms lick back and forth as her fists bounce and spank off Tom’s shiny midriff. Hard lefts and rights across the teeth, plenty of forearm and elbow--Kiana too dazed to register the fresh hurt. Pulling Tom’s head down with the left to crank lanky right hands up into ribs and down the stretch: Pumping, meanspirited left and right uppercuts into the jugs to leave Kiana Tom a shellshocked ruin at the bell. Jaime Pressly leaping for joy after posting the best 10 round effort of her career--she WRENCHES the belt from Kiana’s waist with this spectacular effort.

After: it’s the fight from Jaime everyone’s been waiting for--the breakthrough performance that will establish her as an FCBA superstar, 4 knockdowns, huge connect percentage on power shots and jabs, and leg-oriented defense add up to a breathtaking display, punctuated by inexplicable ugliness as Pressly felt she had to pile on while Tom was hurt. Kiana’s been in many ears, but she usually gives as good as she gets--this was a near whitewash for the upstart challenger, sending Tom to the showers as beaten and broken as she has ever been after a boxing match. Crucial moment came midway through the first--Jami’s first knockdown convinced Kiana she had to slug--Tom fighting Pressly’s fight the rest of the way never really shook off the damage.

Reposted by Archer  3/14/11.

Comments (0)

You don't have permission to comment on this page.