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23 July 2010 Jessica Simpson vs Britney Spears

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Part 1

Posted by simguy on 7/23/2010, 9:52 am

BEFORE: Fight #2 of the Spears/Simpson dust up...but this feud's a lot older than this series. "I've hated her since childhood," Jessica says, mustering big, brown-eyed simple honesty in prefight. "She's always thought she was better than me - always...but you look inside the ring and out, and I've been above her most of the time. Ashlee proved it; Texas blood is thicker and feistier than Louisiana blood...when I punch Britney out, it's only gonna be that much more obvious!" Spears rolling her eyes, texting throughout Jessica's speech: Britney knows it's must-win. "There's no way the Simpson sisters sweep us," Spears says emphatically at podium. "No way. Ashlee set Jess up pretty - I have to applaud her for that - but I am not going to allow this to go any further. Jessica's always been a smidge less than me - in every department. I'm gonna take that smidge, and stretch it way, way out so y'all can see the different bright and clear!" Brit in lavender bikini; small black gloves; hair backin twisty bun with ringlets framing face. Jessica in pink Dukes bikini - a little heavier than her Dukes days to make the catchweight with Brit; small black gloves; hair in ponytail with bangs framing face.

During R1: Britney eases herself to ropes: hands at temples - stooping forward butt-on-cables. Jessica attacks - squaring away sturdy - leaning in close, then just REEFING in the harm. "HUH-uh!" Jess shouts, ripping the left hook to Brit's waist - snapping the mitt off brown paunch, yanking the fist back quick to Jessica's chest on follow through.

"HUH-uh!" Jess shouts - pounding a right to Brit's left bicep.

"HUH-uh!" Jess shouts - reloading the right and burying it in Brit's ribs in behind left elbow.

"OHH-UH!" Jess shouts - forcing the left uppercut in between Brit's mitts, trying for chin.

"HUP!" Jess shouts - dipping right shoulder, pumping the right uppercut short n' thick to Brit's overhanging rack.

2 minutes of this...Jess just set up sturdy, plowing and pounding away her hardest blows - bashing at paunch and flank; beating those brawny brown biceps/shoulders; clobbering away on the guarded head. Jessica's curvy body magnificent on the attack: massive jugs sloshing about in pink cups; prize-winning buns ringing as she pops hips with her delivery; tummy tightening up as she exhales hot with every wallop. Spears just sitting there, grimacing, sponging it up: down the stretch she starts answering back. Cuffing little open-palm left claps Jess across the ear, staggering her. Clipping little right uppercut - just a 6 inch twitch to chin. Jess firing back throughout - hurling haymakers into her foe's arms/torso: Brit answering out of her earmuff - picking Jess up nifty - swatting and cuffing her heavy licks, moving Jessica on the spot. Bell: Jessica beaming - knows she took it to Brit that round; Spears showing no emotion, walking heavily to her stool - taking on water even before she sits down.

R2: Same again - Jessica allowed to square up, set herself and rip away her hardest, jug-swinging leather: big, thick, bombastic punches pounding at/bouncing off Castle Spears. Britney seated in ropes, stooping forward in earmuff: Jess not getting much through to the head, but she's landing baseball-bat whacks to paunch, flanks and biceps. Spears giving Jess free rein for two minutes, then issuing back: heavy clouting/cuffing/swatting from Spears - she'll clap away beefy then cover up - never giving Jess a clean look at chin.

R3: Same again - Spears content to dig in and await Jess: Simpson content to square away and lay siege to prepared defences. Gorgeous, thumping, blonde on blonde punching...tanned, curvy bodies just dug in heavy and heaving in hurt. Simpson working rhythmically - shouting as she delivers - bringing mitts back quick to ready position at her chest: she's giving Britney hell to the body - even having some effect on the "strongest arms in the music industry" (per Britney Spears press release). Spears just shippin' it beefy...letting Jess get off...then answering in the final minute. Brit starting to use the left hand to pull Jessica's head forward - holding her for uppercuts - bogging her down. First payback to Jessica's tits issued late this round: Spears getting there with a little side-swiping left hook at bell, her right hand tight to her cheek/elbows in tight to her body on delivery.

R4,5,6,7: Grim attrition: Britney open mouthed, digging in at ropes and covering up: Jessica mouthbreathing as well - sweat flying from her brow or tits as she swings lusty at her hated rival. Oh those beefy, whacking body shots: Li'l Jess just POURING in her curves, really getting into Brit thick and sumptuous. Spears probably losing the 4th and 5th due to Jessica's higher volume, but come the 6th...Spears starting to turn things around. Jessi's pace slowing...Britney's left hand pulling Simpsy behind the head - smothering her/tying her up. Spears dipping side to side against ropes - licking her fists upside Jessi's head in between the Simpson haymakers. Spears cuffing left hands to paunch and jug - vexing Simpsy, sometimes knocking her off-stance: it's short, heavy clout. Simpson not shut out - even hurting Britney to jug on occasion with rousing uppercuts...but Spears gradually swamping her aggressive little foe off the ropes.

BSpears/JSimp conc.

Posted by simguy on 7/23/2010, 9:52 am, in reply to "Jessica Simpson vs Britney Spears part 1"

R8: Jessi visibly exhausted - wading in to Britney all open-mouthed/sleepy eyes. Spears relaxed - seated on ropes - left hand across body/right at her chest...She's dipping her torso side to side/rolling it around - clipping away cutey-pie right hand counters belly/breasts/head. Poor Simpsy groggy from swat...she's stubbornly digging in, trying to pound her way past Britney's defences, but Jessi missing alot now, or slapping away on brawny bronze arms. Britney's licks landing with tremendous leverage - Brit getting her legs/buns/back into cuffing, clipping little right hands. Down the stretch - nifty pair of short right uppercuts off the right foot picks Jessi up, stunning her. Spears hesitates with weight still on right leg - then pumps the right hand short to breadbasket; cuffs the overhanging jugs a little right uppercut...then sidesteps off the ropes to chop a savage right hand in above Jessica's left hip! Agonized sob of pain, Jess Simpson...she drops to her knees - hands on middle ropes, tired face staring all hurt and forlorn out into audience. Spears walking away from the knockdown hands-on-hips, breathing hot through her mouth.

R9: Brit sets up relaxed on ropes...Jess staggers in hurt, exhausted. Simpsy diminished - still winging haymakers, but with much less authority: Britney rolling the punches, clippin' and cloutin' tidy receipts. Brit riding that strong left arm around Jessi's head...pulling Simpson's groggy face into jug...Spears smiling as she lays on ropes, smothering Jess as poor Simpsy's pushing on wet brown belly until ref moves in. Simpsy swooning, but wading in: all she knows is aggression. Brit walks her into a gorgeous, curling right uppercut off the right foot - punch clanging off right side of Jessi's face as she's reaching her right hand in and DOWN GOES SIMPSY! Jess sliding off Brit - Simpson's right arm pushing through ropes to hang her awkwardly up on her knees. Britney mouth breathing, hands on hips as she walks away big-girl.

R10: Simpson a battered shell of the feisty Texan who started the fight: she blunders into Britney at ropes, whereupon Spears eases the left arm around blonde noggin and folds Jessi's face into warm jug until ref's break. Simpsy wading back in: Brit clouts her a right to jaw while twisting torso-left and covering up on her side; Simpsy spraying wearing punches over Brit's back. That's the gist of it - Britney stationary, walking Jessica in, picking her up or folding her into sweaty clinches...just too much beef and heavy hitting for poor Simpsy. Jess a mindless wreck at the halfway point - stumbling in - sweeping hopeful slaps onto Brit: Spears just slipping, then slopping back the receipts. Down the stretch, curling right uppercut kisses Jess yet again as Brit leans back into ropes to clip it tidy: big brown eyes click shut, lips purse as Jessi swoons out on her feet. Juggy little wonder plows face-first into ropes as Brit sidesteps-right...then Simpson spills off the ropes to recline on her back in stupor. KO10, Britney Spears.

After: Britney and Jamie Lynn hugging and hopping in each other's arms as poor Jessica lays spellbound on her back...Ashlee crying, hands over her mouth as she stands uncertainly at ringside: Britney gets a wicked idea...

Jess de-gloves/scooped up off canvas by Brit and Jamie Lynn...Spears girls arranging Jessica chest-first in her home turnbuckles - the left leg looped up over middle ropes. Simpsy's head lolling, eyelashes fluttering...she's whining dismally, helpless with her back and buns presented to her most hated foe.

Brit with hands on Jessi's shoulders, grinning down at Ashlee and shouting: "What's it gonna be, baby? You comin' in to rescue big sis, or is Jessi gonna get a Louisiana kidney-pound? Hey? Up to you, girl!" Poor Ashlee stricken - frozen on the spot, hands still pressed against her mouth.

With Jamie Lynn now at the ropes to taunt Ashlee - Brit casually goes to work: left hand light atop Jessi's propped left thigh - Brit lifts her right knee up into the exposed golden-brown hamstring. Right hand open, moves to cup Jessi's rightside ribs...then Spears delivers a heavy, very deliberate open-hand slap against rightside kidneys. Right forearm pounds in between Jessica's shoulderblades - causing her to tilt her tear-stained face up and bleat; Brit lifts her left knee up into Jessi's helpless buttocks, following up with a beefy right forearm laid across kidneys. Slow and steady - Brit just clapping and slapping away on Jess - working her entire back, left thigh, and gluteals. Jamie Lynn delighting in Ashlee's angst, shouting down: "Just pull Britney off and it's over...all you gotta do is get by me!" Poor Ashlee looking on, blubbering, too afraid to jump in. Cruel stuff - Spears humbles Jessica AND drives a wedge between Simpson sisters as Jessica is livid at Ashlee's reluctance in days to follow.