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23 May 2003 Catherine Zeta Jones vs Jennifer Lopez

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FCBA NON-TITLE LIGHTWEIGHT TOURNAMENT

Round I

Posted by Simguy on 5/23/2003, 7:13 am

Before; Jennifer delighting in CJZ’s discomfort--Lopez purring, confident in preflight--Jones squirming, ducking hard questions--she got bullied and banged up by Jlo last time out and both girls know it.

“I know what I have to do,” says Jones. “I have to box Jennifer, beat her with my legs, be patient--but when I see her, I just want to smash her.”

Lopez sums it up: “Everybody thinks they’re going to box me, and when I get on ‘em--they realize they can’t. That’s a problem for Catherine--she can’t slick me and she can’t punch with me. I cruising’ baby!”

Jlo in her flash dance get up--CZJ in red bikini, low ponytail.

Jones glaring during staredown, refusing to touch gloves as Jlo mocks her street-style.

During R1: Jones looking to dance left,  tap her jab--but Jlo’s off to a fast start. CZJ defending the hook--Lopez bangs away  blunt right hands to the forehead and chest, stampeding Jones to the ropes and touching her up in the furst minute. Shoulder to shoulder, hands stacked at chest and belly height--girls dipping side to side to cuff and clip each other: it’s Lopez’s fight. Jones catching about the temples , getting belly clouted--midway through, she turns away wincing, takes a knee as Lopez crowds her, pressing tanned thighs into pale Welsh shoulder, Jones pushing off angry--she’s up at 8, waving Lopez on in--savage two-way body work from stubborn vixens on the inside. Lopez crowding Jones into the ropes at the bell, making her feel the weight--ref pulls ‘em
Apart,

R2: Jones jabbing Jenny between the eyes, glides to the right, steps back and NAILS JENNY A CRUSHING COUNTER RIGHT on the chin. Lopez blinded by Catherine’s slapping jab, bites on the cross and Jlo staggers face first, hurt, into the ropes. Jones steps to her, hooks her belly, hooks her belly, shoulders her back--Jlo’s pretty face blank, mouth open, eyes staring, hands at her chest like she’s praying, The wrath of CZJ--rhythmically shoving up on Jlo with crossed arms, then tearing at her downstairs the hook, drifting her across the mouth right hands. Jones dipping low, checking those trunks, checking those trunks, elbowing Jen back as she folds forward--it’s sick--fans are raising the roof. AND THE REF STEPS IN! CZJ lifts her mitts the exultant KO2 winner.

After: Survival of the meanest--Lopez reeling at the strands, all busted up, shell-shocked--when she comes back around, she’s over-wrought at the outcome, Gloves removed--a snarling CZJ marches across the canvas a, reaching a hand to Jens shoulder to pull her back into the ring just as she’s leaving. Right arm snug around Jen’s waist, grabbing a firm fistful of trunk at the hip--Jones holds her close, eyes flashing angrily as she takes a woozy, blubbery Latina for a disastrous walk of shame. Lopez sidelined, BSE red-faced--sweet revenge for the dangerous CZJ.

Reposted by Archer 2/2/11.

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