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24 August 2010 Boxing World Magazine Sept 2010

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September Issue On Sale Now!

Posted by Boxing World Magazine on 8/24/2010, 11:45 am

COVER: Charlize Theron stands in the center of a boxing ring with FCBA emblazoned in its center. She wears a gold bikini and boxing gloves and stares straight ahead, just a hint of a smile on her face. Headline in gold lettering: SHE'S BAAACK!

COVER STORY: It's official. Charlize Theron has returned to the FCBA,but, after looking off her game in both a return exhibition and her first FCBA fight since her "retirement", our panel of experts wonders how long it will take the former champion to shake off the rust from her layoff.

AND SO IS SHE!: (Picture: Jessica Simpson lays on her back at the feet of Britney Spears.) Under new management Britney Spears shows why she's still one of the best bantams in the FCBA by flattening Jessica Simpson.

NOT THIS TIME, WINNIE! (Picture: Strahovski stings Winstead with a right hand along the ropes.) Yvonne Strahovski finally comes out on top against nemesis Mary Elizabeth Winstead and successfully defends her lightweight title.

SHUTTING HER UP! (Picture: Jolie finished on all fours as McAdams stands above her.) How Rachel McAdams dethroned "Jolie Rex" with a scintillating sixth round KO and staked her claim to the top of the bantamweight rankings.

HUMILIATED AND HAUNTED!(Pictures: Side By Side: Left: A stunned McCarthy hangs across the top rope, her top removed, breasts pixillated, as Hewitt and Chabert look on laughing. Right: A smiling Neve holds Jenny's top.) Jenny McCarthy is stopped,stripped, and walked by rival Jennifer Love Hewitt and now faces the spectre of nemesis Neve Campbell.

WATCH OUT, JAIME! (Picture: Cuthbert raises her hands in victory as Lilly pulls herself up on the ropes and the referee stops the fight.) Elisha Cuthbert, the FCBA's hottest bantam save the champ herself, stops former champ Evangeline Lilly in four and sets her sites on Jaime Pressly's bantamweight gold.

BRUTAL REVENGE!: (Picture: Walsh is bundled onto a stretcher as Nolin expressionlessly looks on.)
Gena Lee Nolin gets revenge for being Pearl Harbored by annihilating and hospitalizing Kate Walsh!

REPORTS OF HER DEMISE GREATLY EXAGGERATED!: (Picture: Kreuk sends Scerbo to the mat with a right hand.) Kristin Kreuk rights the ship with a third round KO of up and comer Cassie Scerbo.

FIGHT TO THE FINISH!

Picture: K.Bell and Danes exchange punches.) Classy beauties Claire Danes and Kristen Bell battle for ten rounds and Bell squeaks out a tight decision.

THIS BELL NOT SO FORTUNATE! (Picture: C.Bell face down at the feet of Kiebler.) Catherine Bell battles on even terms for ten rounds with Stacy Kiebler...only to be knocked out in the 11th.

OLGA STOPS GEMMA!: (Picture: Arterton falls forward after a chin check from Kurylenko.) Olga Kurylenko wins the battle of the brunette beauties with an impressive ninth round knockout of Gemma Arterton.

BATTLE OF THE BUST! (Picture: Vergara lays in the ropes, stunned, her bare breasts pixillated, as the referee steps between her and Ryan.) Jeri Ryan rallies back from being stopped by Serinda Swan to TKO Sofia Vergara!

STOPPING THEM COLD!: (Pictures: Side-By-Side: Left: Harnois hammers a reeling Trachtenberg. Right: A.Simpson wobbled by a right hand from Glau.) Beth Harnois and Summer Glau end the surprising, if short, victory rolls of Michelle Trachtenberg and Ashlee Simpson in brutal fashion.

HAYDEN STILL HAYDEN! (Picture: Panettiere slams a right into Meester's body.) Hayden Panettiere comes back in style from her title fight loss to Lacey Chabert with a solid decision of talented Leighton Meester.

POOL PARTY CHAOS!

Picture: Low-quality from a cell phone: A dozen or more girls brawl in the pool.) Who hates who. Who hit who. Who stripped who. And who started the free-for-all at the Front Street Pool Party!

MEGAFOXY! (Picture: Fox hammers Scherzinger along the ropes.) Megan Fox stops Nicole Scherzinger and upsets Front Street's plans to chase the bantamweight belt!

RED HOT REESE!: (Picture: Reese lands a right hand that wobbles Ricci.) A rejuvenated Reese Witherspoon has won three in a row under new management and is making other flyweights take notice!

MERCEDES BENZ!: (Picture: Greene begins to fall to the mat after a solid shot from Julie.) Veteran Julie Benz surprises Ashley Greene!

COUNTDOWN TO...WHAT?(Picture: A clock reads 0:00:02 in red numerals.): Who and what are K2K? Our panel has some guesses.

POINTY'S CORNER: Poindexter Del Crunchy talks golf...and what's wrong with Tiger.

ALSO:MARIA MENOUNOS: The brunette is making a habit of pounding out blondes, and our experts expect bigger things from the raven-haired stunner. BLAST FROM THE PAST: SAMMANTHA FOX talks about her ring career and the night she "reinvented JMD" with a knockout and jugg out of Madonna. AND:SERINDA SWAN SAYS IT'S ALL LAURA'S FAULT!: The self-proclaimed hottest woman in the FCBA grants Boxing World an exclusive interview in which, while talking about how much hotter she is that everyone else, she finds time to mention that Laura Vandervoort is to blame for the pool party brawl...and to urge the FCBA to suspend her for it!