BEFORE: Hendricks on top of the world: Zeta Jones backs up the money truck to get an immediate rematch with zaftig redhead. "You gotta love the A list," Tina beams in prefight. "None of 'em can fight a damn, and they've all got more pride than sense...and the money to back it up! I'm gonna milk Catherine for everything she's got. Beating her senseless is the best career move I ever made!" Jones coming in a little paunchy for the rematch, determined to address the beef deficit. "I was trimmed for lightweight last fight," Jones says at podium, "I could have made bantamweight, and that was an egregious error. I shall match Christina's curves pound for pound, and we'll see a vastly different outcome. I cannot - and will not - allow this result to stand unchecked." Jones going for more support in her attire - black lace push up complements her yellow bikini bottoms; tan mid-calf suede boxing moccasins with lengthy fringes; black gloves. Hendricks in heroic dark green lace push up (!); hipster-fit baby blue swimtrunks; mid-calf white boxing shoes with tassles; white gloves; curly ringlets up off her neck. Jones scowling during ring-instructions: Hendricks grinning, pursing her lips, raising her eyebrows in taunt.

During R1: Jones fitting Chris for hooks early - yo-yoing out the left jab; biting off the hook tidy; pivoting left around clean chin or tit checks. Hendricks walking through it, answering with broad, swinging right hands up top, looking to turn Catherine's chin. Midway through, girls trade stiff, straight face-punches - each extending and scoring with hooks and crosses to mouths and chins. Down the stretch, Catherine doubling up the jab; dropping the short right cross; finishing up the hook to jug: she's in close, punching hard n' compact. Tina smote, but fighting back: she packs a right into Catherine's pudgy paunch-mound; hooks haughty British jugs; comes right back across jug via the right hand...it's HAMMER AND TONGS! Jiggly rumblers square up shoulder to shoulder, baring teeth as they tuck hooks to tummies, short rights to jug and DOWN GOES CHRISSY! Zeta Jones just quicker in combination, beating Tina to blows: lovely redhead's knees give way, sitting her down all gobsmacked and confused. Tina beats the count wobbly...ref wades Cathy on in: hard-eyed brunette steps-to with a smutty right hand to trunks, followed by smudging left across jug. Tina gasping, sagging against ropes: JONES WANTS RACK! Catherine's face taut with rage - shoulders twitching side to side as she pumps home a thumping criss-cross barrage to Tina's heaving melons. Dreadful pummeling leaves Chris in stupor, slumping back in ropes all lips parted/eyelashes fluttering. Jones hears the bell, but piles on insurance to hated redhead rack, forcing ref to pull brunette off from behind.

R2: Hooks from Jones as she approaches off the jab; Tina taken to tits and chin. Shoulder to shoulder they slug: Tina grunting as she tucks right hands into offending British paunch, then exchanging hooks to jug. Furious stuff: legs wide-braced; elbows in on compact clouts; beefy bodies sounded out with high, bright spank as both ladies land thick, clapping whacks. Jones a little more artful - showing the odd jerky little left uppercut in amongst the side to side wallops: Chrissy trusting to weight of shot, hammering at biceps/pecs/bra almost exclusively. Jones buffetted and shook, but staying composed: she's basically initiating in close - pivoting clockwise to turn Tina, mixing it up body and head. Non-stop pace favours Jones: she's puttin' 'em together tidy, touching Tina up, managing the powerful redhead midring.

R3: The Zeta Jones hook a thing of compact beauty: she's getting her shoulder in behind it, pivoting left around it, using it to belittle Tina's hulking jugs, clipping it off Tina's chin. Zeta J's right hand sneaky and short - chopping down off the shoulder to chip at Tina's cheek or chin. Jones turning Tina - staying close, but moving just enough to keep redhead from setting her feet: Chrissy's output really dropping this round. Jones busy - touching up belly/breasts/chin with robust combinations: very classy in-fighting will no clinching. Hendricks basically showing a peek-a-boo guard, waiting her turn: Jones in a brisk yet methodical rhythm simply works bell to bell, putting mitts on meat.

R4: Jones continues to outwork Chrissy, steadily punishing a cushy midriff, astounding jugs, rounded arms. Midway through, Jones is the first to reach in, bodying Hendricks to ropes all tummy to tummy. Mouth-on-shoulder slogging sees Jones fit stuffing right hands to Tina's gut; churning close-in forearms to rack. Hendricks grimacing under threat: she's answering back in spots - shoveling her right hand to Catherine's trembling tummy and throwing the left shoulder into belligerent british jugs. Jones again the busier - showing strength and confidence by hemming Chrissy against ropes for latter half the round. En route to corner for the break, Jones flashes a winsome smile while pumping right fist: she's just taken 4 straight rounds from her zoftig rival.

R5: Jones hooking and turning early...slowly evolves to mouth-on-shoulder grinding as Tina's able to body-up. Curvy backsides all a-jostle as girls stamp and push for canvas, faces straining as they lay in together. Left arms in under opposing rights - the women slop right hands into offending hips/flanks/tummies and breasts - just jamming little blows out of the semi-clinch. Squirming body-on-body action evens out the class: Tina very competitive in the trenches, brawls Catherine to a sweaty standstill this round.

Posted by simguy on 12/24/2009, 7:55 am, in reply to "Catherine Zeta Jones vs Christina Hendricks pt1"