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24 January 2004 Jennifer Garner vs Gwyneth Paltrow

Page history last edited by Archer844 12 years, 4 months ago

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Posted by Simguy on 1/24/2004, 9:00 am.

 

Before: Bewildered Jennifer Garner during pre-fight conferences—there’s Gwynny all plucky and confident, talking strategy, how she’s going to handle Jen’s speed, how she’s going to contain the former champ—Garner camp mystified by bthe blonde, whom them view as something of a sacrificial lamb.

 

“I can’t believe she challenged me,” Jen tells press. “I like Gwyneth, but it’s like she’s volunteering for the firing squad—it doesn’t make any sense. All I can do is polish her off quick and hope she tales something valuable away from the experience. I’m no Cat Bell—it’s not like I want to utterly destroy Gwyneth and ruin her forever—I’ll give her th beating that’s necessary and nothing more."

 

Gwynny in long battle braid, pink “Shallow Hal” bikini—Jen in neon blue bra style bikini.

 

During R1: Garner methodically attacking the waistline—using a rigid jab up top to set up the spank./spank downstairs. Nothing fancy—Jenny just making 2-punch deposits—firm,, digging blows—then stepping to the side—making Gwyneth move her feet. Paltrow feeling it—grimacing as she bravely soaks up the body shots, guard drooping a bit. Gwyneth pushy with her punches, rubbing the right hand off Jennifer’s brow, nudging the jab out. Paltrow put off by the carving blows to her midsection—she’s not getting much on her punches.

 

R2: Jennifer sticks with the plan, moves up-torso slightly to bang those ribs. Little dip to the left, tugging a tight right hand in around Gwynny’s left arm, then back the other way to scald the right side a pair of rigid right hooks, quick swivel pivot to the left to escape the receipt. Jen’s back and shoulders shredding muscular as she gets off—sustaining a healthy pace, breaking her girl down. Paltrow growing increasingly tentative—flat footed, standing upright—she just can’t step and lean into punches with Garner hitting her so hard to the body.

 

R3: Paltrow has some moments  early—getting a piece of Jen’s chin as girls trade long right hands; getting a pushy jab onto Jen’s face while stepping around, right tight to cheek—but garner’s undaunted. Jenny pushing the pace, hounding Paltrow to the ropes and starting to pound away—Jenny just letting her hands go in snapping Arcs, raking Gwyneth’s ribs, swiveling her head. Midway through—Paltrow’s in trouble, legs stiff, butt I the ropes, drooping forward behind her guard—Garner pours it on, eyes glued to the target. Churning barrage of straight lefts and rights bangs through Paltrow’s guard, busting her up—blonde head bouncing back, nothing coming back—ref has no choice. Dazed, battered Paltrow is sheltered by the official—Garner happy, but keeping her celebration in perspective. TKO3 Jennifer Garner.

 

After: ‘Nother day in the office for Garner—she’s head and shoulders above Paltrow right now and proves it with a business like trouncing of a willing blonde.

“You know, I got a little work, maintaining my ranking and got those Tractorpull dorks off my back by dominating as expected. I’m going right back in the gym—I don’t need any time off after a night like this.”

 

Just a little bit too much physicality for Paltrow—Garner systematically wearing her girl out then going for the jugular in as efficient a manner as possible.

 

Reposted  by Archer 5/10/09

 

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