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24 July 2009 Cobie Smulders vs Jill Wagner

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Posted by simguy on 7/24/2009, 8:53 am


BEFORE: Wagner drawing comparisons to Peregrym and other fit young beauties: she's anxious to capitalize on current 'it' girl status. "I need to showcase on Cobie," says business-savvy Wagner. "Beat her up - take care of her. Smulders is a good stepping stone for me, and that's how I'm going to treat her." Smulders smoldering: Wagner's not showing enough respect. "Jill needs to know that I know what it is to be a hot young prospect," Cobie scowls. "I know there's buzz about her, but you know what? I've been there, done that. Jill wants a stepping stone, but she's gonna get a stoneWALL instead. Looking forward to disappointing her!" Jill in tiger print bikini; black gloves. Cobie in dark green bikini; black gloves.

During R1: Cobie long known for her jab: she spritzes Jill with poke early. Wagner issuing a classy stick herself - good fencing match over first minute as girls rotate clockwise around educated left hands. Wagner scoring a straight right to Cobie's mouth, then a series of raking hooks along her ribs to comfortably take the first.

R2: Both still competing for jab-supremacy - spotting classy poke body and head. Wagner gradually getting the better of it: by midway point, Cobie's jabbing less, keeping hands back to block. Wagner releasing elastic right hands against exposed Smulder's midsection; hooking Cobie in her flank, then pivoting left around planted left foot. Wagner grinning, getting off sleek and athletic - dotting her i's crossing her t's on Cobie through 2.

R3: Cobie doubling up the jab, suppressing Wagner's poke for the first time: Smulders enjoying air superiority this round. With the jab established, it's Cobie able to get the rest of her agenda across: cranking hooks up into Jill's waist/ribs; swift right hands ticketed for Jill's chin. Wagner using her legs to disengage and circle: Cobie leggy, but not quite as springy a limber Wagner.

R4: Spirited stuff - both girls looking to extend on punches; both keeping the back (right) heel up off canvas as they pivot around, punch off the front foot. Jabs poke through to tummies and faces - each girl leaning back in response, pivoting, occasionally legging out to regroup. Wide-ranging, classy action: Wagner a little quicker, a little more determined to engage: she out-punches Cobie down the stretch, backing Smulders up.

R5: Fierce jab-negotiations continue - Wagner proving just as able with Smulders' best punch. Rangy two way punching: girls leaning in, extending on right hands to offending jugs and tummies; popping hips-right to hook waist and rightside ribs. Fighting grows more and more intense as round progresses: by the bell, girls are bending into their hardest right hands up top, trying for KOs.

R6: Jill bloodies Cobie's nose with jabs this round: Smulders brings hands back to block, looking concerned. Wagner walking Cobie down, imposing will: Jill jabbing body and head, hooking off the jab, dropping in rangy rights; she's sleek and effective. Cobie shying away, frowning, circling the perimeter: she's getting dominated, picked apart for the first time.

R7: Wagner with a determined series of dip-n'-rip left uppercuts into Cobie's solar plexus: Smulders groaning, stooping forward hurt behind her mitts. Wagner grinning - buggywhipping her right hand in behind Cobie's left elbow: Smulders stumbles under the lash. Wagner keeping her distance - dotting Cobie's forehead with scraping lefts and rights - Jill just measuring, stepping, walking Cobie in, then looking for left hands up-and-in to body. Thorough bell to bell beating, Wagner on Smulders: Jill sinewy, wiry as she gets off and manoeuvres...Cobie's hurting.

R8: More digging left hands into Cobie's sternum: Smulders cramping up, bending forward in earmuff, face distressed. Jill stepping right, deploying heartless right hand buggy-whip chops in above Cobie's left hip: good, systematic beating being dished out. Wagner stepping close to dig on occasion, but she likes a little distance - constantly reorganizing at medium range to touch her jab, widen her stance and prep the right hand. Cobie sadly busted up by the bell, looking discouraged.

R9: Jabs pave the way to those jagged left uppercuts to Cobie's solar plexus: Smulders sobbing, stumbling forward. Jill's eyes alight...she licks her lips, tucks home a firm right hand behind Cobie's left tricep, under Cobie's left breast as Smulders leans forward. Smulders' mouthpiece shoots off her teeth - she eases herself to her right knee in visible distress. Smulders blinking back brave tears: she beats the count, continues trudging forward, but Jill's the one getting off.

R10: Cobie in tatters: Smulders leaning forward behind her mitts, trying to deny Jill body. Wagner eyes wide as she scrubs away: Jill bouncing tidy lefts and rights off Cobie's head and shoulders. Wagner keeping elbows in and punching compact for the most part; every once in a while she'll reach down Cobie's torso to park a punch in behind either Smulders elbow. Wagner occasionally walking Cobie in, picking her up the uppercut: Smulders proving durable despite shipping constant punishment from tireless Wagner. Late the round, with Cobie cringing forward - Jill leans in close, tucks that right hand in behind Cobie's left arm to dig in under left breast. Gasping sob from Cobie as her back (right) leg gives way again, putting her on bended knee. Smulders beats the count, but she's starting to blubber: Cobie knows she's been beat. Goes to cards; grinnin' Wagner takes a comfy UD10 from scuffed up Cobie.

After: Hard feelings in the aftermath as Smulders resents the punishment from a very accurate, precise-punching Jill. Wagner laughing, pushing Cobie as Smulders tries to come on big girl in postfight scrum. Criticism of Jill in days to come - notably from Maria Menounos who says, "I'm hotter, I'm a better pitch-woman...I'm just as much an 'it' girl as Jill. Wagner didn't impress me, and she couldn't put Smulders away with her best leather. Jill's got an awful lot of proving to do before real fighters accept her."

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