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24 July 2009 Laura Prepon vs Alicia Witt

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(Loser Leaves K-town)

Posted by simguy on 7/24/2009, 9:01 am,

BEFORE: "I'm Alicia Witt," Alicia Witt says at podium, "I should be fighting the best, most beautiful, most talented women in the FCBA: instead, they've got me in with the ugliest hag in the game. Still - beating Prepon gets her out of the stable and frees up some attention for me, so it's worth doing. Strategy first; glory tomorrow." Laura huffy at the mic - clearly agitated by Witt's pretty-girl 'tude. "I'm glad we're fighting," Prepon tells media, "because it means I can finally put my cards on the table. Witt's been the coldest girl in the locker-room to me. Everyone's been great - Charlize has been great - everyone's been behind me 100%, but Alicia has ALWAYS been there to snipe at me. I don't know if it's just 'cause she's threatened, or what her deal is, but getting the chance to move her out of the shop is all I could ask for!" Witt in baby blue cashmere crochet bikini (tawdry); white gloves; shoulder length ginger hair loose. Preps in purple bikini; black gloves. ASIDE: Laura agrees to face Witt at catchweight 130 as welter meets lightweight in this contest.

During R1: Witt: small-steppin' counterclockwise; dukes collected near her chin; eyes wide. She's jabbing to Prepon's breasts, moving to the side, then lobbing in big overhand rights just before clinching. Classic punch-n'-clutch executed to perfection: Preps can't get off, though she's unhurt through 1.

R2: Witt moving to her right - away from Prepon's big right hand. 'Leesh stooping to jab at gut, then scooting - doesn't want to be hanging around in front of Laura. Every once in a while, Alicia loops in the overhand right, then ties up: Prepon visibly frustrated at the nickle-and-dime tactics from cerebral ginger. Alicia content to fight for control: Prepon more aggravated than hurt.

R3: Laura solving the sneaky punch-n'-clutch with a firm, spanking jab: Witt unable to tie up. Out on the end of Laura's poke, Alicia starts to field her first hard right hands - Preps bending in, slamming 'em off guard and skull. Witt progressively defensive - unable to get her way as Laura dictates with poke, then leans in to smash right hands upside the head. Steady volumes of right hand power coming from Laura as she walks Alicia down: Witt concerned, covering up, trying to leg away from peril. Down the stretch - Prepon right pounds across Witt's temple, buckling her knees. Alicia organizes her guard, but crashing follow up right clobbers her behind left ear, scattering her to canvas. Laura bats gloves together, glaring coolly down as Witt roles her back, hands above head, breathing through pursed lips. That's it for Alicia - she can't get off her back: bludgeoning KO3 Laura Prepon.

AFter: Prepon delighted: at a stroke she chalks up another KO and removes a hated rival from her own backyard. "Witt's too old to make a move in the FCBA now anyway," Laura says. "I probably just saved her dozens of beatings and years of false hopes!" In days to come, Witt publicly claims to have thrown the bout (despite the ringing evidence provided by footage of Prepon's haymaking rights), citing Krusher favouritism as her motivation for wanting out of the stable. Hullaballoo ensues as commissioner's office gets involved to break down Alicia's story. Gingers! You just can't trust 'em.