KIM’S KRUSHERS VS SEXY WORLD ORDER

STABLE WAR

Posted by Simguy on 6/24/2002, 5:10 pm.

Before: Fuentes one of many would dearly love a Brinkley notch on her belt—aging supermodel target these days, pundits wondering how much gas is left in the tank to turn back these young lionesses.  Fuentes jovial in prefight, getting out of her chair to do a little caliente dancing in front of a non-plussed blonde—Daisy promising to give Christie a “salsa beating” and put the blonde out of her misery. Brinkley in yellow sports bra, royal blue sprinter’s trunks, low ponytail. Daisy in black sports bra, high waist lavender trunks, hair back.

During R1: Spirited, raucous trade—Fuentes marching forward, holding her hands low, gunning for Christie’s waist and sides with baseball bat lefts and right. Christine stepping around her girl’s shoulders, trying to keep Fuentes moving, then diving in with hard right hands, clinching up to smother the receipt and wait for a break. Punch and clutch very use for Christie, she’s limiting Daisy’s opportunities, getting her body on the Latina, walking Fuentes around. Down the stretch, frustrated Daisy is too brazen—she walks into a clocking right cross—Fuentes head jammed hard to the right, hands at her stomach. Daisy swaying, staring as she takes terrific shot on the chin late.

R2: Fuentes barging in—face first fighting from Fuentes as she bulldozes through Brinkley’s heavy stick, then hauls in shivering lefts and rights to the waist and hips of the blonde. Brinkley grimacing, giving ground, but getting her jabs in, and landing that diving right as they fall in to clinch. Fuentes the effective aggressor, taking it out of those 48 year old legs with thumping body shots, but Brinkley’s picking her shots, slowing the action down like a veteran.

R3: Daisy stomping forward, pulling her fists into her target, backing Christie up early, but Brinkley’s composed, stepping out steering the brunette with a muscular jab. Midway through, Brinkley steps in with a vicious right cross, once again smashing Daisy’s face to the side as the Latina stands hands at stomach level to accept. Fuentes on her heels, dumbfounded and ON COMES CHRISTIE! Brinkley with a walking barrage of plowing lefts and rights, just grooving the punches in on Daisy’s chin, hammering the Latina the length of the ring. Still Daisy won’t go down, but she’s getting CLOBBERED flush on the chin, staring back as Christie loads up those long arms and drive’em home. Fuentes out on her feet, wobbling pathetically as Christie strokes away to the bell but can’t finish. Daisy beaten unrecognizable, refuses to surrender on her stool, but also can’t name the round, the venue, or the date.

R4: All Christie Brinkley. Starts out methodical—right hand at chest, pawing the jab, measuring, then DRIFTING the right hand—Fuentes taking a boozy, glassy-eyed expression, hands at her belly as shge tooples forward, Brinkley growing in confidence, slugging hard, then palming up, turning her girl, pulling her forward into brutal right hands to the gut or chin, clinching for the break. Nothing back from Fuentes—she’s just stumbling forward, eating outrageous punches, staggering back—Christie able to get full extension on murder blows as Daisy’s right THERE for everything. Final minute—Brinkley shoots the jab over Daisy’s right shoulder, blocking a tired Fuentes right, then JAMS a bashing right on the chin as she tugs the brunette forward. Fuentes spills down blonde torso to puddle on the canvas—Brinkley hopping away—it’s KO$ Christie Brinkley!

After: Shocking upset—but Daisy just walked straight into Christie’s still heavy right hands and took bomb after bomb until her legs gave out—that simple, that stupid. Fuentes in shock on her stool, drowsy with hurt, purple with punishment—total lack of respect for the opponent added up to a sensational shellacking. Brinkley getting a lot of cooperation, but the blonde showed decent lateral movement, beat daisy to punches, frustrated her with clinches and hobbled her with devastating right hands all fight long. “I want a title shot,” says Christie on camera. “I’ve earned it. Daisy, you know I could have walked you tonight and I didn’t, now you do the right thing. I’m the uncrowned champion and we both know it: give me a title shot. Give it to me.” No word yet on how the proud Latina will respond to this unexpected challenge.

Reposted by Archer 5/5/10.