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24 June 2010 Fergie vs Nicole Scherzinger

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CELEBRITY BOXING AFTER DARK

Posted by simguy on 6/24/2010, 5:13 pm

BEFORE: Fergie a feared club-fighter...Nikki's not impressed. "I came up in the clubs," Nicole shrugs in prefight, "it's not boxing. I had to unlearn all those tendencies to get traction in the FCBA. Sure, we ponylash and torment each other in a variety of ways, but when you get right down to it: this is a sport we're doing, and there's a right way and a wrong way to do it. Fergie's strong, and built heavier than me, but we're not in a go-go dancer's cage here. The boxing ring's my turf: Fergie's gonna have to change her name to Freebie where I'm concerned!" Fergie smug, confident in rebuttal. "'Strong' is an understatement," Fergie says with a grin at podium. "I'm Britney strong, bytch - in fact, I'm one of the few girls out there who could clinch-fight Britney into a puddle of blonde goo, so don't be thinking I won't get to you. You can run, and do your fancy dance moves, but sooner or later, I'm gonna get to your chest, and we're gonna have some fun. Well - I'M gonna have fun: you're gonna suffer!" Fergie in pea-green bikini with double-ring hip connections; black gloves; long dirty blonde tangle/ringlets loose. Nicole in black bikini top/leopard print bottoms; sleek black ponytail long and low (in defiance of Sarah Carter's demand for Nikki to fight sans-a-ponytail from now on) black gloves.

"Britney-Strong" Fergie bikini ref: http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=6991

During R1: Fergie dukes up, crouching, looking to step in strong/drag right hands wide into Nikki's breadbasket. Scherzinger refusing to cooperate: lithe brunette limber about the ring - sometimes on her toes, sometimes prowling about flat footed/bendy backed. Fergie bobbing/weaving, bringing power: Nicole easily evading/circling. Nikki reaching jabs into Fergie's stout tummy PAK! Nikki sliding right hands through to Fergie's chin PIK! Nikki working Fergie's flanks/lats/armpits whenever Ferg's leaning forward behind gloves. Fergie unhurt, walking through Nicole's fire...Scherzinger's legs keep her safe in a matadora vs bull first.

R2: Nicole continues to sidestep, circle, show the jab. She'll feint Fergie to get her crouching, then lick the body stroking left hands or buggywhip rights. Nicole circling Fergie like a master billiards player rounding the table: sleek brunette picking out body parts, touching 'em tart. Fergie unhurt - proving Britney solid if not Britney slick through 2.

R3: Nicole rolls-with a looping Fergie right hand, answers back the bolo right uppercut rangy to chin: Fergie's picked up hard, baby-stepping forward. Lathering left/right from Nicole - pursing her lips as she pastes her foe: Fergie grimacing, crossing arms right atop left, leaning into the storm. Chopping right to the side of Fergie's head; limber left shovel-punch to pit of Fergie's belly: Nicole's lighting it up in there. LEFT HOOK, FERGALICIOUS! Nicole stroked, legs buckling...she scampers away all spooky-eyed, deftly sidestepping a rampaging Fergie to send her foe crashing chest first into ropes. Ferg turning, rampaging: first taste of Nikki's chin has Fergie stampeding. Scherzinger running for her life, drawing boos: Nicole crushed to ropes, hanging on for ref's breaks as over-anxious Fergie smothers her own attack in pursuit.

R4: Fergie grinning, stalking, cooing "come on," to Nicole as girls circle. Nicole frowning with concentration, clearly wary of Fergie's power. Cat and mouse develops...Nicole knows she can't just run - has to find ways of touching Fergie despite the risk; Fergie over-bold at times, walking into shots, getting pre-empted - when she loads up, she's missing elusive Nicole.

R5: Nicole in wide stance, supple at the waist - she's stooping to lean in lead right hands into Fergie's body, landing with more weight than her jab can carry. Sliding out thereafter, Nicole walks Fergie's face into left jabs while retreating: Scherzinger forcing Fergie to bob/weave rather than slug her way in. Nikki changing directions along the ropes - sliding the perimeter: often she'll slap Fergie and sidestep her, turning the bigger girl, moving her feet. Fergie agile enough to maintain pressure with her feet, but not getting off: Nicole stabilizing the situation with slick footwork; just enough mitt work to snake the points.

R6: Nicole executing routine pivot-left - gambling Fergie right hand roundhouse kisses off forehead and SITS SCHERZINGER DOWN! Nicole punched to her buns, blinking in wonder as she sits up pretty: Fergie hopping away all smug - favours Pink with a saucy wink - slaps her own butt-cheek at Britney as Nikki sobers up with an 8 count. Immediate clinch from Scherzinger when Fergie roams back in: Nicole wide eyed, obviously badly rattled at the beefy of Fergie. Ferg showing some novice tendencies...allowing clinches; waiting her turn; walking through punches on her way in...it's Fergie's round, but Nicole's able to run the clock, escape a potentially serious jam. BREAK: trainer touches Nicole an index finger under the chin, makes stern eye contact: "Tempo; body, baby - tempo and body. Dis her tits Nik: loosen up those buttons and back her off, you feel me?"

R7: Nicole double-jabbing to locate Fergie, then right uppercut/left uppercut picks up Fergie's tits! Crowd roaring...Pussy Cat Dolls at ringside stand up in unison, execute a little signature button-loosening line dance: Nicole feeding off the energy. Nikki smooth to her left - pop-popping jabs to Fergie's face: Fergal turning, confused, grumpy as Nik stoops and jabs tummy PAK! Nicole steps out, roams to her right, then leans back in sudden - whiplashing a right hand hard to Fergie's waist, then sidestepping-left. Gorgeous, slashing attacks; smouldering eyes/curled lips; imperious striding from Nicole - mesmerizing to watch her at her best. Fergie's jugs? Sponging up leather CLIP! CLAP! at regular intervals - courtesy Nikki's tightly clipped right/left uppies. Bell: crowd roars to it's feet - sheer beauty of a Nicole Scherzinger shutout proving overwhelming.

R8: Better round for Fergs - she's crouching in crossed arm - looking to step in and sweep hard right hands into Nicole's left flank. Easy counter-clockwise rotational adjustment from Nicole - steering clear of Fergie's right. Scherzinger organized for the most part - occasionally spooked out of her stance and chased. One bad moment at ropes as Fergie puts clubbing lefts and rights together to Nikki's arms/flanks: Scherzinger able to clinch for ref's break.

R9: Nicole pretty much in charge - legs dictating distance now; jab finding and vexing Fergie to face, tapping her body. Scherzinger SO fluid pivoting-left around multiple jabs or hooks: Fergie's head bouncing back as she stares into punishment. Slinging sidearm rights to body complete the recipe: Scherzinger strapping Fergie hard as possible - then swivel-pivoting left as Ferg's huddled up to receive: Scherzinger generally getting away without receipt.

R10: Fergie bulling in early: Scherzinger smartens up enemy jugs right/left clipping uppercuts, then pirouettes out of there. Nik two-jabbing Fergie prettily - pivoting on ball of left foot, helping herself to face. Ferg busting up, grumpy, discouraged - she's still heaving haymakers, but Nicole's read the playbook by now. Scherzinger leggy, limber, supple - slipping and greasing her way around Fergie, touching the bigger woman at will, then sidestepping to freedom. Bell: Fergie huffing and puffing, in a funk: Nicole whirls on her heel, paints her foe a slick black ponylash across puffy face to add insult to injury. UD10 Nicole Scherzinger in classy fashion.

After: Nicole resplendent in victory - evidently having more trouble with Sarah Carter's speed and cruelty than with Fergie's mass and power. "Like I said," Nicole shrugs in postfight, "it wasn't a clinch fight - we weren't hugging up and kneeing each other's belly, buns and legs - we were boxing. And when we box, I own Fergie. She's strong - I did feel her power - but she underestimated how wiry I am. I'm not just gorgeous - I'm fit and slick, and you need to show me respect, or you're going to get loosened up!"