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25 August 2009 Krista Allen vs Mila Jovovich

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Posted by simguy on 8/25/2009, 10:05 am

BEFORE: 6 weeks following triumph over Jill Wagner, Mila J looks to complete her triumph over the Allen/Jovovich/Wagner triangle. "Beating Jill and Krista back to back makes me best in show," Mila trumpets in prefight, eyes dancing. "We're all very sleek and athletic, but I'm best, and I think the truth of that is rapidly dawning on all concerned." Allen not convinced in rebuttal. "Mila beat Jill, but I battered Jenny McCarthy, and owned Brittany Daniel best of 7," Krista glares. "I think that's all that needs to be said. Once I bring these two into line, I should be fighting Ali Larter and Erica Durance for division supremacy. Mila and Jill aren't really on the same level as I am." Jovovich in purple bikini with laced up top; small black gloves. Krista in black bikini, small black gloves.

During R1: Mila clips Kris an early right to chin, has Allen hurt. Krista loping the perimeter, trading space for time: Jovo hounding her, spearing jabs chest and body to locate, then coming in with churning combinations. Kris firms in the final minute, trading toe-to-toe as sinewy beauties stand and deliver.

R2: Krista fetches Mila a withering left uppercut to sternum: Jovovich's legs give a shimmy. Allen's pursuit savage, heartless - she beats Mila along the ropes, chopping and swatting at her in close. Jovo mouth-open, eyes brimming: she repeatedly hurt, forced to clinch for ref's breaks. Relentless pressure from Krista - eyes blazing as she lathers at her wilting foe bell to bell. LATE HITTING, KRISTA ALLEN! Kris digs insurance rights to Jovo's waist as Mila's doubled over butt-in-ropes - ref pulls Krista away, wags finger in scowling face.

R3: Kris consolidates the good work - jabbing to initiate, edging close, whack-batting the body. Jovo groaning, giving ground, but feisty in spots: she's swiping back off the ropes, cuffing Krista's ears, or digging up into her midsection. Kris staying atop Mila - palming shoulders to shove her ropeside, batting hooks to body, then clipping away uppercuts as Mila droops forward. Bell: Jovovish mouthbreathing, shabby; Krista gives her a chilling once-over with heartless eyes.

R4: Kris hot and hard at her girl, catching Jovo rising from her stool and going at her without mercy. Mila crying out, heels of her hands pressed into her eyebrows: she's shutting down, allowing herself to be battered. Kris baring her fangs - leaning forward and lashing away unopposed. Mila eventually beaten sideways in her corner, showing her left flank to Kris: Allen squares up, leaning in close to pour it on. Terrible pasting unleashed - Jovovich sobbing, arms covering up her head as she doubles over, taking punches on her belly, flank and back. Krista eventally moves in to press her left side against Mila's left side - Kris riding her left forearm atop Mila's back, holding her steady for vicious, pumping right hands into the ribs. Ref has no choice - he steps in, pulls Kris off and hands her the TKO4 victory.

After: Jovovich distraught, blinking and crying from the beatdown: Krista Allen re-establishes her badass credentials. "I knew she'd go down easy," Allen shrugs. "I've been beating the best women in boxing for years, and now Mila's felt my wrath. Jill's next: I laugh when I hear how Mila and I were supposed to be fodder for Wagner's coming out party. Can you imagine?"