Kylie Jenner vs. Savannah Chrisley (JMDD Championship)

 (Words: Front Street / Results: Lookout!)

Heady stuff for Chrisley, who started her FCBA career eight months ago and has a grand total of TWO fights under her belt, NEITHER of which is JMDD. But, here the blonde beauty is, on pay-per-view, gunning for a title previously held by the likes of Ferguson, Tahnee Atkinson, and Upton, and, if the stage is too big for her, well, you can't tell in the pre-fight. "Here's the thing," says Savannah with a gorgeous smile. "Yeah, Upton or Ferguson might be a bit more than I can chew at this point. But, THIS girl? She's a .500 fighter who's gotten on a hot streak. And, I'm going to knock her out and take her title!"

Jenner perhaps the FCBA story of 2020. In the shadow of her more-successful sister for her entire FCBA career, Kylie struggled through two stables compiling a 6-8 record presaging a career that looked a lot more like half-sister Kim's than sister Kendall's. But, something funny happened on the way to palookaville. Kylie moved from bantamweight to lightweight, stunned Courtney Tailor, crushed Claire Sinclair, and then shocked the world by knocking out Upton to claim the JMDD crown just three months after her first lightweight fight. And, if Savannah Chrisley thinks she's going to be the one to end Kylie's run, well. The youngest Jenner sister has some news for her. "Savannah doesn't BELONG in this fight," says the hard-eyed brunette. "And, I will make her sorry for EVER stepping up to The Conqueror of Kate!"

ROUND ONE:

Brunette wasting no time introducing blonde to the "intricacies" of JMDD. She simply walks through Savannah's jabs, gets in her face, and begins banging away. Chrisley thrown onto the defensive for a bit, trying to cover up, giving ground, as the brunette works ribs, tummy, head, and, obviously, jugs. Eventually, though, Savannah gets her bearings and begins firing back. She lands some solid shot, but, these are Kylie's terms, and it's the brunette who's getting the better of things. She's shouldering Chrisley off balance, opening her body up by levering, and digging her rack every single chance she gets. Late in the round, Savannah's tying up, trying to slow this down, but Jenner just shoves her off and goes right back to work. By the bell, Chrisley clearly feeling the body work. As for Kylie, she's taken the first wide to lead 10-9.

ROUND TWO:

Savannah hears it in the corner. This isn't her game, and she needs to stop playing it. So, she does. Blonde sets up at range, gives a little ground, works the jab hard, stopping Kylie with it, not just slowing her advances, but leaving her out on the end of Chrisley's right hand follows. Jenner keeps coming, but, she's not getting there. Instead, Savannah's now the one doing the punishing, landing hard rights again and again until...BOOM! A straight right WOBBLES JENNER! Kylie's sturdy legs give a shimmy and now the blonde is all in, firing away to the head, driving all before her, and pinning the champion to the ropes. And, then going RACK in a MAJOR way! Jenner's assets taking a pounding and efforts to protect them open her up to more hard rights from the blonde that shake her and get the ref's attention. Kylie just hanging on, literally and figuratively down the stretch, manages to make the bell. But, Chrisley's won the round wide and evened things at 19.

ROUND THREE:

Chrisley punishing Jenner. Kylie's wobbly and the blonde is taking advantage, walking her down, pounding her to head, face, body, and rack. Brunette has no answers. None. She can't get out of reverse and can't find space or time to get anything done offensively. She does manage to stay off the ropes for most of the round, but that's about the only small victory she's able to garner. All other indicators point to the challenger, who's got everything working. She's getting the jab in the brunette's face repeatedly, using it to set her up for those hard right hands. Kylie manages to ship the shell and stay on her feet, but this kind of punishment adds up, as do the points it generates. By the time the bell rings ending the round, Kylie's left eye is puffing up and Savannah's pitched a shutout to pull into a 29-28 lead.

ROUND FOUR:

Savannah forward, but Kylie holding canvas now. She's got the legs back under her and it's HAMMER AND TONGS! Blonde and brunette winging away in the middle of the ring, tossing absolute BOMBS back and forth and Jenner digs a BLISTERING right hook into Chrisley's left jug! Blonde's legs nearly give way and her scream can be heard in the back row! Champion all in now, she's PUMMELLING her rival, ripping punches into her breadbasket and her rack, then wobbling her again with one to the chin! Savannah in deep trouble, trying to cover up, crouching, keeping the elbows tight, but Jenner helping herself to body and rack. Chrisley in tears as Jenner continues the unabated punishment. Ref looking in closely as Kylie staggers Savannah with a right hook to the chin, then DRILLS a left-right into her jugs. Savannah's hands drop to rack as Jenner BURIES one in her belly, then BLASTS a final left hook to the right jug that tears a scream from the blonde and sends her crashing to her left side. Kylie stands over her devastated rival, staring down at her until the referee forces her way. Brunette takes her time getting back to a neutral corner. Chrisley rolls to her back, staring, teary-eyed at the ref, gloves at her jugs, as the count passes her by. It's OVER! And your winner by KO4 in BRUTAL fashion and STILL JMDD Champion is Kylie Jenner!

AFTER: An impressive victory for Kylie Jenner in her first title defense. If there was any question that she belonged in this rarified air, she looks to dispel those by not only winning the title, but defending it as well. Kylie scores a big win over a promising new contender in Savannah, with the blonde beauty staggering to her feet in her corner. As she does, Kylie’s lips curl up into a confident smirk as she suddenly bounces forward, leaping up into the air. The crowd audibly gasping as they see that Kylie is treating Savannah with a SPLASH of her own. Wherever Kate Upton is right now, she must be furious as she watches Kylie crash her cleavage and body into Savannah’s, crushing Chrisley back into the corner with a loud THUD! As Savannah slumps down, Kylie’s arms snake around Savannah’s head, trapping her in all-conquering jug. One arm wrapped around the back of her head, the other hand pressed against blonde skull, pulling her in deeply as Savannah struggled to escape. Already dazed from the match and now breathless from breathing in nothing but jug, it doesn’t take long for Chrisley to collapse to the canvas. Kylie stands over her, hands on hips as she snickers, “Now, clearly, I’ve made a SPLASH in the division and nobody, not even Kate can deny that. Not that she would since I conquered her, but you still have annoying little gnats like Taylor Swift pretending legs are better than jugs. But, as you can see here, jugs rule and most importantly, my jugs rule.” as Kylie thrusts out triumphant tits with a confident grin across her lips as she ends the year on top of the JMDD division.