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25 February 2010 Kristen Bell vs Sarah Carter

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Posted by simguy on 2/25/2010, 3:58 pm

BEFORE: Face slapping? Ponytail tugging? Top-tearing? Kris and Sarah put on a tawdry display worthy of the youngest flyweights in one tension-filled prefight conference after another. "We were just talking about all the projects I have coming up," Kris says, all wide-eyed innocence, "all the movies I have coming out and stuff...and she slaps me! I couldn't have that so I started rolling her up - started to be a bit of a beating before they pulled me off - but really, I have no idea what could have set her off like that. Insecure much?" Carter seething - Krissy really getting under Sarah's skin this time around. "She was being snarky and superior - pushing my buttons - so I pushed back," Sarah shrugs. "Slapped the taste out of her mouth, started beating her up - and let's get one thing straight: security pulled ME off HER. Whatever - Kris thinks she can just be snarky to whomever she pleases, whenever she pleases - and I'm not taking that from her. I do apologize to my fans ('FAN!' Kris heckles from across the dais) for the cheap theatrics. You guys know I don't usually pull that Hayden crap - but Kris needed correcting!" Sarah in gold bikini; small black work out gloves; long, low ponytail with bangs bracketing face ( ). Kris in bright baby blue bikini; small white workout gloves; world's scrappiest ponytail with messy beach bangs.

During R1: Krissy drops hands, sticks out her chin, daring Sarah to punch: Carter jumps in hot and OH MY GOD THE SLUGGING! Torrential, lean-limbed back and forth...lithe little blondes darting in and out, ponytails tossing - fists swinging. CARTER GETS TAGGED! Tasty right to chin, followed by clouting hook: she's shifted onto her left leg, right foot up off canvas...AND THEN SHE'S DOWN! Carter up quickly, trembling: she's desperately hurt, blinking rapidly. ON COMES KRISSY! Bell scooting-to, attacking Sarah at ropes: BELL'S PASTING CARTER'S RIBS! OH the withering hup-hup - gorgeous, swift-mitt licking of Sarah's torso has her shouting in pain. Slender vixen sits in ropes, face-in-gloves and KRISSY STARTS POURING IN RIGHTY! Bell's tongue pink between her lips...left hand bracing Sarah while that sidearm right just POUNDS at left flank PIK! PIK! PIK!. Bell pitching it into Sarah - Krissy's right foot skidding up off canvas as she pours herself at her foe: it's the most hateful body punching of Bell's career! Brutal attack has SArah paralyzed...sobbing into her mitts and CARTER'S DOWN! Bell screeching giddy, hopping away all ponytails and puppy dogs...Carter shivering on her haunches, weeping, hugging throbbing ribs and it's OVER! Oh no: KO1 Kris Bell over hated rival Sarah Carter!

After: Carter distraught - coaxed into an ill considered slugfest with the very quick-mitted Bell: Krissy capitalizes, lathering Sarah out before Carter can get out of the blocks. "It's easy when you know how!" Krissy beams in postfight - fresh and sweaty with a thrilling KO. "I'm faster and better inside - so when she started throwing down, I just shocked her. I hurt her, then I cleaned her up...I'm too much for Sarah Carter!"