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25 February 2010 Minka Kelly vs Olivia Munn

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Posted by simguy on 2/25/2010, 2:01 pm

 

BEFORE: "I'm tuff," Minka assures the press in prefight. "I know Olivia's this big, hard-hitting bully...but I hit hard too and I don't scare easily. What's going to happen when she spends up all her money to knock me out, and I'm still standing? I punch for all ten rounds, and if Olivia gets tired...look out!" Munn amused: she's been angling for Minka for months and finally has her in the crosshairs. "Isn't she ADORABLE?" Munn gushes, scrunching up her shoulders for emphasis. "I just want to pinch her cheeks and knee her tummy - you know? I laugh my ass off every time she talks about how tuff she is: like she's ever been in with Olivia Munn style punching. The girl has NO IDEA what's coming. None. I love it!" Munn in black bikini, black mitts; straight black hair. Minka in bright baby blue sport-cut bikini top with string-tied lemon bottoms; white gloves; hair in messy ponytail. Ref asks 'em to touch 'em up: Minka extends her mitts; Olivia pushes Minka in her face, drawing boos and a pre-fight warning.

During R1: Olivia clowning - pursing her lips, doing little disco jig-steps, then stepping in to punch Minka's body. Negligent hand position for Munn: Minka able to step in and drill straight right hand leads up the middle, pounding back face. After one such poke, Olivia drops her hands, inviting Minka to punch her chin: two more right hands pound Olivia back a step before she swings a right roundhouse into Minka's ribs. Back and forth this way until late: girls trading hooks in close, Kelly getting much the worst of it...Olivia scatters Minka to all fours with a clouting right as Kelly's stamping in fence post holes. Cocky grin - hands out to either side, palms up, Olivia Munn: it's all so easy in the first.

R2: Munn grinning, settling into a more responsible fighting stance: weight forward on left leg, right at her lips, left just beneath. Minka forward in wide stance - the right foot well behind her: she always wants to plant, thrust out the right hand lead, finish up hooks. Munn picking Minka's game apart...Oli punching a straight right with Minka's straight right, startling Kelly, disrupting Minka's follow-on hooks. As Kelly sprays hooks, Olivia hesitates, then brings HER hook, clobbering Minka's eyebrows or jaw, shifting her sideways. Heavy, concussive blasts repeatedly landing to Minka's face/head...she's rubbery-kneed late, looking uncertain when she gets punched to her buns via Olivia's crisp, clobbering hook. Time on the clock after Minka's swaying 8: Olivia crowds in close - left hand behind Minka's head, left forearm bracing Minka inside her right shoulder, pushing Mink to ropes...and Olivia's just in there snug, plowing Kelly's breasts. Minka panting/bleating/gasping as Oli's pumping in the rights: Munn forehead to forehead throughout, breathing in Minka's plight.

R3: Minka rallies off her stool: she's banged up, but serviceable, still trying to work her plan. Olivia more relaxed through her torso and legs - more free-swinging: it's easy for her to weave side to side around Minka's straight pokes, then lick her loud to the body. Kelly grimacing, tight-lipped in pain: Olivia getting to the ribcage with authority, taking her time to do Minka up right.

R4: Minka mixes it up. She attacks in her stance, but bobs to move her head: suddenly Olivia's missing over top, exposing herself to answers. Minka's hook starts to find the mark, straighting Oli up; banging straight right lead start to punch Munn out of her stance. Olivia regrouping, swinging angry: Minka nice an calm in the pocket - ducking haymakers, then biting back short left/rights to pecs, ribs. Midway through, Minka making slow headway - gradually out-punching Oli, backing her up...Minka leans into a banging straight right to face, turns over the palm-down hook and DOWN GOES MUNN! Olivia finally levered off her feet: she scoots to her glutes the most surprised girl in the building. Minka's lips pressed tight and serious - but look at those eyes: I DROPPED OLIVIA MUNN! Oli up - blinking, lips parted: she takes her 8 and ON COMES MINKA! Kelly baring cute little teeth, bodying Munn to ropes and ISSUING PAYBACK TO OLIVIA'S JUGS! Minka showing brass - pushing in tight with left arm reaching under Olivia's right, slumping Munn forward for pumping rights to rack. Olivia whining, suffering...she's furious at the bell, pushing Minka up off her and storming to the Tech corner to find out who's responsible.

R5: Minka crisp, compact...she's bobbing her head on approach, twitching the jab into Olivia's breadbasket, mixing up palm-down hooks with stubby straight rights. Olivia unable to read Minka's lead: Kelly letting either hand go off that planted left leg - really pushing off ball of her right foot, sending her backside jostling side to side on delivery. Minka not big, but girl COMMITS on shots: Munn staring into pounding connects, frequently stunned by them. Round ends to the sight of Olivia backing into ropes, bleating in outrage as Minka closes with a right/left/right short-pump sequence to jug. Kelly en route to her corner; looks back over her right shoulder all cute and feisty, checking Munn's distress.

R6: Munn snarling, winging left hooks from her hip: she catches Minka hooking early and ROCKS her world. Kelly staggering to her left - she rallies, tries to hook-with as Olivia closes, but gets clobbered again in trade - SENDING HER DOWN! Minka blown to her buns - back tumbling into ropes as her legs come up off canvas, face pinched OH! at the power. Olivia shouting: "GET UP, PRINCESS!" Kelly gingerly does so. Munn wading back in after Minka's 8: she squares up, turns a short right across Kelly's breasts, trades hooks with her - girls fighting in close, swappin' it up. Not Minka's finest hour, but she's brave - standing in wide stance, back to ropes, slugging side to side with hamhanded Olivia. Munn bashing away - landing some thick clout to Minka's head/breasts/body. Kelly woozy, but defiant - in there pitching toe-to-toe against Olivia's decisive weight of shot. Bell: Olivia frustrated - pushes left-hand knuckles into Kelly's chest, bringing in ref and earning boos.

R7: Olivia scowling, visibly pissed that Minka's making her work: Munn sets out to reduce Kelly this round. Head/gloves/shoulders in close - fighters rubbin', bumpin'...and it's all Olivia. She's got weight on left foot, just jerking in short right/left uppercuts; turning over clout-left hooks; stubbing out the odd straight right in Minka's tits. Kelly grinding it out, staying in there head to head...she's doing a good job turning at the ropes, keeping her back clear, but she's just not answering. Olivia punishing Minka, bruising her up all around the ring: short, clubbing/jerking/clouting blows in steady streams. Bell: Minka definitely puffy, mouth breathing; Olivia looks her over angry-eyed, searching for quit.

R8: MINKA BANGS BACK! Difference here is distance: Mink able to get in her wide stance - extend on the lean right - fit Olivia for the swinging hook...it's Olivia's turn to back up in confusion. A nice stubby, tart quality to Minka's punching: not as heavy as Olivia's, but accurate and thudding...Munn's grouchy in retreat. Down the stretch, straight right hand pounds into Olivia's face...she raises mitts, leans forward, looking sluggish. Bright-eyed Minka sets with fists at her mouth - she dips - then pumps in a tucking left/right to Olivia's tummy. Munn groaning, hunching forward: she hurt at the bell!

R9: See round 7: Olivia closing in head-and-gloves with Minka, laying it on thick and stiff. Mink doing a little better job blocking the odd shot, but ultimate result is she's eating a devastating left hook in under right elbow that eventually buckles her knees. Minka forced butt-in-ropes...she's still presenting a raised guard, holding in position - but Munn's all squared away and loving it. Pretty good discipline from Olivia - keeping it compact, getting her hips and back into the work, really digging and driving into Minka. Gorgeous body work has Kelly in a bad way - she's wilting badly when a final right/left short-uppercut combo finds her chin, dropping her to all fours at the bell.

R10: Minka lumped up, groggy, but soldiering forward: shouts of "C'mon Minka!" encouraging her off her stool. Munn still scowling, but her energy's down: Minka able to absorb Munn's right hands in the left arm, then answer back tidy. Mink stuffing in short left uppercuts to rack off her left leg. Mink turning over short left/rights to chin, getting good head-toggle. Mink stepping in, driving the lead right hand straight to face: Olivia's head jolting back, face all bytchy and spanked as she stumbles backward on receipt. Round finishes up with Minka working Olivia over at ropes: Munn in earmuff, sulking butt-on-ropes; Minka leaning in, chugging both hands hup-hup-hup tummy and tits to the bell. Comes back UD10 Olivia Munn.

After: Munn yanking her hand away from ref after she gets the verdict: she won, but she's not happy. "I'm pissed that Minka went 10," Olivia admits in postfight. "I dominated her - hell - I TOYED with her - but I just couldn't find her off switch. She's scrappy - tougher than she looks - but she's really hurting right now, don't let her kid you." Minka bruised, weary, but upbeat - she puts the win into perspective: "Basically, people have been comparing me to Elisha Cuthbert to this point, and they're starting to see that I'm better... So I'm happy with that. Once it's unanimous, I'll find another benchmark-girl and work at surpassing her, and so on. But I'm happy right now: I pitched it tuff to Olivia, and I think a lot of people are surprised that I went the distance with her!"

 

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