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25 June 2010 Candice Accola vs Lindsay Lohan

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Boxing on the Beach

Posted by simguy on 6/25/2010, 6:41 pm

BEFORE: Candice the latest lanky-bodied starlet to take the Lilo route to instant fame and credibility: Lindsay an increasingly well-travelled road as young punchers are having their way with her. "I'm excited about it," beams Candi in prefight. "Nina (Dobrev) told me Lindsay still punches hard, but she's brittle and her confidence is shot...a few good pokes from me and I think she'll go! Plus, I'm going to sort out her tits - that's a promise!" Lilo scowling, petulant with press - former starlet-of-the-future knows she's a target until she starts putting girls on their backs again. "I'm not letting this chick get the best of me," Lindsay mutters at podium. "She won't - I'll hurt her. I'm fit and feeling strong - physically AND mentally - I promise there's going to be way too much Lilo in this fight for Candice." Linds in white sports bra over shades of mauve/blue splash print bikini; small white gloves; long blonde hair tied back off her face. Candice in pink/white plaid bandeau bikini; small white gloves; hair in dual pigtail braids sporty about her collar-bones. Venue: Laguna Beach outdoors before a boisterous crowd of spoiled young brats - beach n' bleachers at high noon.

During R1: Lindsay aggressively at Candice - turning over robust right hands; jabbing to head and body...Lilo none-too-concerned about defence. Candice circling, giving ground: willowy blonde intelligent in the ring - willing to retreat rather than meet Lilo head on. Intelligence rewarded midway through: Lilo wades in swinging; Candi fits her for a tight little palm-down hook to chin and DOWN GOES LOHAN! Lilo corkscrewing to her glutes as Candi kisses her the left just inside a wide Lohan right: Linds blinking for moment, then punching canvas in frustration. Resume: Candice allows Lilo off the ropes...Accola dukes up, eyes bright as she jabs Lindsay's face pesky pokes while sidestepping right. Snarling Lindsay faces into jabs, leans in to swing away: small mitt clouting right hands find Candice's cheek, spooking her, forcing her into flight at the bell.

R2: Candice at Lohan - Accola showing she can lead as well as counter. Frisky long-jab touching belly and face: Candice scoring poke, getting into position, then driving righty through to chin. Clean stroke turns Lindsay's head aside: she comes back snarling/swinging - looking for chin-vengeance. Limber lasses leaning in and out - bit of a lanky-limbed melee until Linds catches a clean right hand hard to chin amidst the chaos. Lilo stumbles to her right, blinking in confusion - feet tangle up and DOWN SHE GOES! Lohan scrambling to get up immediately, but ref pushes her back to dish the 8. Resume: Candice positively perky - jab-jabbing up top to get Lohan covered up, then dutifully going tummy with both arms lapping. Lohan fit and trim, standing there taking mitts on meat: Candi just punching AT the tummy, not through, though crowd cheers the PIK! PAK! PEK! goodness of it all. Lohan eventually answers back rangy hooks, again spooking Candice - Accola legging away - looking to poke-and-get-out as Lilo storms forward. Bell: Candice plows jug a cheap right hand late...ref gives her a stern little shake by the arm as Lilo blows a gasket.

R3: Lindsay attacking behind the jab - stepping in to spear it, doubling it up classy - she's spreading Candice out, measuring her. Accola jabbing back to no avail: Lilo's mitt pounding and scraping pretty ingenue face, kicking it back with authority in exchanges. Midway through, classic double-left rangefinder sets up a piercing right cross to Accola's chin: Candice' pigtail braids whap-whap across her own face as her head switches side to side and ACCOLA GOES DOWN! Candi on hands and knees, panting/whining...snarling Lilo circles round to soccer-kick those heaving ribs, but she's bundled away by the ref before atrocity can occur. Where Linds had been combative after going down, Accola's gunshy: Candice wide-eyed, running as Lilo loads up and hurls slinging haymakers in hot pursuit.

R4: Candice opting to stand and slug - knows she's got to get Lilo's respect: fun little exchange of rising lefts-off-hips as girls set weight on front (left) legs to pitch and DOWN GOES ACCOLA! Candi punched to her buns...lips quivering, she's snivelling, frightened, but hauling herself up for 8. Lilo on rangy and waling - twisting and turning into sweeping rights/looping lefts. Candice brushed back to ropes...Accola's facial: I'M SCARED! Linds loping-to - leans in and down, driving straight righty to Candi's lean midriff, sitting Accola sobbing in ropes. Rising left scrapes across Candi's left eye; reloaded left shoves in under right breast; sweeping right takes Candice across the back. Accola blubbering...leaning back into ropes, knees a-knockin': Lilo leans in, plows home righty to chin and CANDICE GOES OUT! Glorious driving stroke...whap-whap pigtail-braids slap at Candice's sleeping face...she stoops forward, sloughs off Lohan's left shoulder, then slams to matt chest-down. KO4 in vicious fashion - Lindsay Lohan!

After: Lohan bellowing in triumph - taking the time to wipe her feet on Candi's up-turned backside before strutting the ring in triumph. Big moment for Lilo - with Pretty Little Punchers lining up to take their runs, and other girls looking to kick Lindsay while she's down...pounding out a young hopeful just exactly what the fight