Jessica Lowndes vs Ashley Benson
(Lioness Club of America vs Pretty Little Punchers, Inc.
(34-21-1, 33 KO vs 20-25, 20 KO)
JMD Value: 32C (Natural) vs 32C (Natural)
Results: Lookout!; Story: Vassago

BEFORE: "It's always a pleasure to beat this blonde cow up!", former JMD champion Jessica Lowndes is quick to remind everyone Ashley Benson is an old sparring buddy whom she vanquished twice before already. "It's a shame Kendra Wilkinson is a walking bye these days and dealing with ancient punchbags like Pamela Anderson is her destiny but Ash is well, a really qualified cow!" (laughs) "I know she thinks she's oh-so Cal blonde and all that but let's face it, blonde bimbos like her only look good with their faces all roughed up... hell, it's time to rough up her boobs too and I'm like the perfect woman to do it!"

Meanwhile Ashley has become a little forgotten figure over the past several months and wants to resume those elite ambitions which have deserted her once stablemate Lucy Hale started to make too much noise than expected. She dismisses the two previous bouts where Lowndes got the better of her and claims "third time is always the charm" as she vows to pound the crap out of the brunette's jugs tonight.

Jessica Lowndes wears a turquoise bikini set & black gloves. Long dark brown hair tied in a half-up ponytail. Ashley Benson wears a red bikini set & white gloves. Long blonde hair tied in a braid. The fight is scheduled for ten rounds in the flyweight division.

Round 1:
Ashley triggers a classic slugging war of attrition hoping to upstage the fast-starting brunette during the opening minute and she lands a vicious hook on the solar plexus that allows her to send Lowndes reeling down the stretch. It's notoriously difficult to overwhelm Lowndes in terms of sheer aggression but Benson has seen it all herself and knows the only way to trample the Canadian aside is to blast her straight up and count for the best. She follows the slugging drill and bounces off the fellow 32C rack from both flanks while keeping the older girl dancing around in avoidance; Jessica just can't find her range at all here and gets whacked on the chin when Ashley goes upstairs to add more spice beyond the usual JMD script!

Round 2:
Jessica doesn't blow her fuse just yet but another early tangle drops her into mid-distance as Ashley keeps firing more point-blank range juice that neutralizes her aggressive ideas somewhat against the odds. Blonde girl on the move as she lifts the Canadian rack and clobbers the owner back to the ropes where she picks her off to the body and almost laughs off a desperate uppercut effort that finds the blonde's rack alright but makes no impression on her whatsoever. Lowndes gets vocal as she powers through the guard but only gets pinned into the turnbuckle as Ashley yells at her and keeps blowing thru in slugging fashion. She nails Jessica on the solar plexus and hauls in the uppercut train that shuts the brunette all out of sorts late which leaves LCA coach Eva Mendes fuming at the bell.

Round 3:
Benson's high-volume assault lifts more Canadian jug and suddenly Lowndes looks a little spooked when she just can't throw her opponent off the slugging trail. She settles for single punches from mid-distance but Ashley shakes them off and carries through in jug-to-chin contact that backs her onto the ropes where the Alamodome crowd can enjoy more California magic! Benson acts like a woman possessed as she steams into Jessica's jugs from the south and threatens to spill them out into the public before she plugs her with another deep shot in the gut. Ugh! Lowndes is HURT and wobbles into spasms with her eyes closed while Ashley drives more jabs on target and secures a foxy boxing target pratcice in the final stretch... Huh! She almost beats the subdued Canadian thru the ropes and down on the judges tables here and has to be dragged away by the ref as the crowd smells looming finish!

Round 4:
Ashley's epic slugging run continues early in the fourth when she plugs more uppercuts on target and leaves Lowndes sagging in a yelping disarray. Can't delay the blonde glory though as Benson digs her elbow into the breadbasket and drills the exposed rack with her right hand as Jessica bellows out on the ropes and leaks resistance in gallons... she aches her heart out but just can't handle the juice and DROPS ONTO HER KNEES just past the one-minute mark as Ashley threatens to deliver a JMD beatdown for the ages! It takes the aching Canadian a while to get back to her feet, make that eight and a change and now she's really spooked as Benson hassles her around the ring and becomes almost too arrogant for her own good. She verbally taunts her about those "qualified cow" comments but PLP camp wants her to smoke that bytch outright and not just rub it in like that. Leave that for the social media world AFTER the fight but clock runs out on Ashley before she can restore the proper boxing attitude!

Round 5:
Here we go again with the Benson pounce but Lowndes is like a wounded animal now, nothing to lose but to attack the blonde nemesis... and she NAILS her on the windpipe with a jabbing rally that makes the Cal actress squeal in pain for the first time in like forever tonight... more from Jessica on speed dial as she plugs the hooking juice on target and leans on the blonde so much she almost head-butts her along the way... Ashley yield real estate but doesn't really want to back off wholesale and swings over the top while exposing the ribcage and the brunette crashes into her guts to drop the American onto the ropes... want some sluggin'? There you go as both hellcats exchange crippling leather and the seemingly gravely wounded Canadian manages to survit it while blasting her rival across the liver area... Benson loses her grip and gets whacked straight between the bumpers to slump into spasms right at the bell... and that's the best round for Lowndes tonight!

Round 6:
Ashley's too animated not to try and finish the job she abandoned with her taunts in the fourth... but she gets clobbered just below the rack in the initial tangle as the desperate Canadian follows through and catches her on the chin which spins the blonde to the side... she tries to push off but gets caught with a jabbing rally on the boobs and can't find her range as the barking foe NAILS her on the liver area with a wicked harpoon... and now Benson is HURT!!! She stumbles to the side and drops her gloves right for Lowndes to slam a left/right combo on the mouth that whips the targeted blonde on her heels with eyes closed... and she plugs a brutal shot on the solar plexus moments later that JACK-KNIVES ASHLEY ONTO HER KNEES... Uh-oh!! Poor blonde is hurting really badly and drops on all fours while trying to catch her breath back... she makes a tired-looking lunge to beat the count but comes up just short as she gets up at nine but stumbles back onto the ropes and spits out the gumshield and slumps down on her backside!!! What an epic collapse here! KO6 Jessica Lowndes in come-from-behind fashion!!!

AFTER: Shocking result for the Pretty Little Punchers as Ashley had it all there for the taking and she... wait for it... BLEW IT!!! No way to sugarcoat this outcome and Jessica goes 3-for-3 vs Benson but this is one that she stole away in almost criminal fashion... she's almost too fatigued to celebrate it as she drops to her knees and then crawls to the used up blonde and punches her in the boobs one last time... "Well done, cow! But I still own your ass!'

Ashley is close to tears and almost spits her lungs out as Jessica headlocks her and presses her head straight into her rack... someone send in the oxygen as the scowls are getting so loud one can wonder if the brunette can deliver the job but Benson just can't fend off the lock despite tapping out in frantic fashion... no mercy here from Lowndes who wants to choke the blonde nemesis outright and she manages to do it as Ashley stops kicking & tapping out within the next thirty seconds... but then Jessica falls down on top of her and needs Eva Mendes to help her get up and accept the official verdict. The only one being equally as happy over the gruesome nature of this battle is probably Lily Collins who might find her job at the upcoming Fight Night Live PPV a lot easier now!

Official Result: Jessica Lowndes def. Ashley Benson KO6.