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25 November 2009 Kristin Cavallari vs Ashley Tisdale

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Boxing on the Beach (Laguna CA)

 

 

 

Posted by simguy on 11/25/2009, 7:07 pm

BEFORE: Self-proclaimed 'Disney-Buster' Kris Cavallari looking forward to defending turf against another factory-fresh Mouse-house boxer. "People forget - my fists punched Brenda Song to sleep," Kris chirps on-camera in 'The Hills'. "I'll smoke this chick - have you seen her? She's like a stick. SNAP! All done: you'll see!" Then, lots of staring and dopey facial expressions as Kris and her Hills castmates ponder the dialogue in silence.

Tisdale back from a lengthy retooling stint: she's fresh, fit, and ready to redebut on the beach. "Kristin's a portal-fighter," Ashley says in Disney-speak. "Not quite a gatekeeper - just a pretty blonde that skilled fighters should be able to undress. I'll pick her apart to get noticed, and move on up from there!"

Ashley in pink/purple bikini with ruffled cups; small black work out gloves. Kris in sporty little black bikini; small black work out gloves. Fight takes place outdoors at Laguna beach (ring stanchions set up directly on sand) - pro-Cavallari crowd in attendance (with some haters from the Hills thrown in).

Ashley Tisdale ref... http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?cat=159

Kris Cavallari...http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/?p=18856&folder=808

During R1: Cavallari dukes-at-chest, looking to dip-and-twist into haymakers: she's just trying to take Ashley's head off early. Tisdale in wide boxer's stance; slight crouch; right hand at chin - left just a touch lower; weight on front (left) leg. Classy stick from Tiz - skidding off Krissy's hairline; poking at her mouth. Tiz leaning in close with her head - bobbing down while pivoting clockwise: well-schooled manoeuvre sees her crowd Kris while turning her. Kris jabbed into compliance: she's not throwing much after first minute...just turning, keeping gloves mouth-high, waiting on Ashley. Tisdale leaning in close, weight on that left leg as she snaps tight little left uppercuts tummy/tits/chin - sprucing Kris up. Ashley bringing her left hand back quick: good crisp snatches being delivered. The odd straight right from Ash - punching Krissy's face back: nothing Cavallari can't handle - just good tart, scoring taps from Ashley, bell to bell.

R2: Kris walks in sans-a-jab: Ashley able to potshot, beating Cavs to punches. Tisdale pretty with the poke - left hand crisp, jotting at Kristin, scuffing her up, chipping at her. Pivot-turns and bobbing head movement: Tisdale basically flat footed, but stepping around her girl. Ashley showing cute little head feints, then leading sneaky right hands; leaning in and out on wide spread legs, making Krissy miss short. Cavallari finally finding the range late - taking Tisdale in her left flank/shoulder with swinging right hands. Another brisk well-schooled round for Ashley: she's outclassing Kristin through 2.

R3: Rough-house from Kris early: she's sweeping blockbusters onto Ashley's tits, clobbering Aussie off-stance. Wading in - Kristin curls lefts and rights into Tissy's trunks: Ashley groaning, backing into ropes. Kris squaring away, pitchin' from her pockets: Tisdale bobbing on the spot - right hand stacked atop left as she makes Krissy miss. Ashley answering back tart: that snappy little left uppercut biting into Cavallari tummy meat/breast meat. Midway through, Ashley countering Krissy to ribbons: Tisdale snatching left hands to tummy; bobbing; hooking to chin; bobbing - always nice and compact, never wild. Pinpoint licks startle Cavallari - she's clipped and stroked, put wobbly butt - forced to step away to regroup. Tisdale stalking Kris behind that stiff, chipping stick: left hands snaking out, kissing Krissy's face shiny. Tisdale punching for respect, shaking Cavallari, touching her up with accuracy/volume through 3.

R4: Kris a one-note fighter: she's wading in, teeth bared, pitchin' from her pockets to stop Ashley. Tisdale calm - bobbing head movement with her hands stacked - then she's licking back/pivoting clockwise around her left hand uppercuts/hooks. Tisdale notching up points against golden-brown tummy, perky jugs, stubborn chin: Cavallari right there for Ashley's tidy left hand off that front (left) foot. Kris clipped and scraped upon, but proving doughty: swinging punches starting to land with authority on Ashley's shoulder/off the top of her head. Tisdale punched out of her stance more often: Krissy the better girl when both are forced to improvise. Cavallari pressures Tisdale, scattering her about the ring: Ashley covering up face-in-gloves at times, suffering wallop upon both flanks as Kris takes her first round.

R5: Ashley retakes intiative: when she's in forward aspect - planted on that left leg in her little crouch - she's too good for Kristin. Tisdale pre-empting with her jab - getting left hooks and uppercuts off the poke - then pivoting around her girl at will. Cavallari's head really snapping back now - Ash mixing in the straight right to good effect, parting Krissy's mitts. Cavallari punched wobbly butt - picked at, chipped up, clipped and clapped: Tizzy rarely loading up, but starting to break Kris down with tapping enthusiasm.

R6: Ashley dominant again - circling Kris, pin-pricking her - beating her to shots, then turning her. E-Z breezy Tisdale execution: little blonde starting to smirk whenever Krissy's head jolts back, or those tits take a clouting.

R7: Krissy wading in - curling left and right uppercuts in tight, diagonal licks up and across Ashley's body: Tisdale getting backed up early. Half way point, Tisdale chucks a straight-arm right against Krissy's body as Cavallari's leaning in with an overhand right: head-swivel Ashley and BLONDE GIRL DOWN! Ashley punched to her rump in the sand, blinking in shock: Krissy hooting, lifting her mitts, swishing her way to neutral corner. Tizzy beats the count, but she's shabby: Ashley digs in at apron, ropes at her back as Krissy wades in to work. Beatdown for Tisdale: she's face-in-gloves, cringing as tight-lipped Krissy loads up and WELTS those flanks. Bell: cheap late right hand takes Ashley in the tits: ref takes a hand as ingenue tempers flare.

R8: Stellar defence from Ashley: feet planted in that wide stance, hands stacked right atop left beneath her chin - she bobs on the spot, leans her head in close while pivoting-left...Krissy can't draw a bead. Pecking, poking, tapping knocks from Ash in receipt: just pre-empting and vexing, keeping Kris off balance. Tisdale stabilizes her front, gets her legs back, recovers nicely from knockdown as Krissy's fuming with frustration at bell.

R9: Wild, windmilling wallops from Cavallari early, scattering Ashley before her. Minute mark, crashing right hand clangs off Ashley's temple, sitting her into ropes then DROPPING HER TO HER KNEES! Extra left hook swats at Ashley's left eye as Krissy lands cheap: ref bodies Laguna Beach Bad Girl back as snivellin' Tizzy pulls herself up via ropes. Shaky 8, Tisdale, then ON COMES CAVALLARI! Kris storming back in, loading up to pound away with gusto. Tisdale buffetted, but organized: she rides it out, then starts scoring - licking tidy left uppercuts from the forward crouch. Krissy bitten to tummy and chin...legs give a shimmy late and TISDALE MARCHES FORWARD! Ashley bares her teeth, landing lanky right hands and follow-on hooks - buffetting Krissy across the sand. Far ropes: Cavallari in disarray...Krissy's turn to fold up face-in-gloves, suffering flyweight lather upon her flanks. Ashley huffing and puffing, just going right at wilting Cavallari: stirring comeback off the knockdown converts Krissy's 10-8 into a regular 10-9. Bell: snarling Tisdale issues late payback, turning a hook across Kristin's pulsing jugs, winning a bleat of protest from the Disney-buster.

R10: Ashley's jab chipping at Krissy's chin, knocking at her mouth: Tisdale obviously deeply satisfied at her ability to touch Krissy up. Cavallari poked and prodded, but occasionally dangerous - looping in overhand rights, or wide right hands ticketed for slender Australian ribs. Tisdale spooked on occasion, but basically in control: she taps out the points, keeps her girl on the end of poke, turns Krissy midring to take the 10th, and the fight. UD10 Ashley Tisdale.

After: Ashley taunting; Krissy smarting and scuffing up, trying to get at her tormentress in post-fight as officials keep 'em separated. "She's cheap and obnoxious," Ashley shrugs, Aussie drawl all sassy and confident. "I did what I wanted with her, touched what I pleased. You look her over hip to head and you'll see Ashley Tisdale was there!"

 

 

 

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